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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:49 pm

North Suran wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I saw, one time, on the telly, a woman that was deathly afraid. No,terrified, deathly terrified of cotton balls.


That just disrupts the very fabric of nature!

To be honest, I think such a fear is totally fabricated.

Buffett and Colbert wrote:She must have been in quite a pickle.

In a vegetative state, no less.

:rofl:
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Mathematica Numerica » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:50 pm

No Names Left Damn It wrote:
Mathematica Numerica wrote:I seem to fear the opposing sex.


Get out more.

Ouch...
In the name of the axioms of the Euclid Elements! The main gravitaional constant multiplied by the secondary integral of (9/(sec(x))(606x^n-1-x(n)^2))+acos(x-n)^2-3996x^-3/4 dx is a parallel to the square of elements where the infinite series voids (2n-1) (odd) numbers!
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:53 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote: :rofl:


For about four pages we've been having a punning war, you see.
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You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:53 pm

Mathematica Numerica wrote:
No Names Left Damn It wrote:
Mathematica Numerica wrote:I seem to fear the opposing sex.


Get out more.

Ouch...


I second NNLD's advice.
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby No Names Left Damn It » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:54 pm

Mathematica Numerica wrote:Ouch...


Wasn't supposed to be offensive. Basically, women (I'm presuming you're a bloke, just because of your maths obsession) aren't going to hurt you. Talk to them, and don't try to blind them with maths, and you should have no problems.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Hawaii And Midway » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:54 pm

I'm loving this pun-palooza.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:01 pm

No Names Left Damn It wrote:
Mathematica Numerica wrote:Ouch...


Wasn't supposed to be offensive. Basically, women (I'm presuming you're a bloke, just because of your maths obsession) aren't going to hurt you. Talk to them, and don't try to blind them with maths, and you should have no problems.


[/snort]
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You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Mathematica Numerica » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:02 pm

I second NNLD's advice.

I'm dying here- I don't know how to talk to the opposite sex. .0011 seconds from breaking that multiplication record on that regular basis (of course I need 100% accuracy!).
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In the name of the axioms of the Euclid Elements! The main gravitaional constant multiplied by the secondary integral of (9/(sec(x))(606x^n-1-x(n)^2))+acos(x-n)^2-3996x^-3/4 dx is a parallel to the square of elements where the infinite series voids (2n-1) (odd) numbers!
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Hawaii And Midway » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:03 pm

I'm studying to be an aerospace and mechanical engineer, trust me math doesn't help you. I have a girlfriend but I'm popular at school for being one of the dumber kids and most normal. Yes, its an engineering school.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby No Names Left Damn It » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:06 pm

Mathematica Numerica wrote:I'm dying here- I don't know how to talk to the opposite sex.


"Hi, how are you?"

"How was your weekend?"

"Doing anything over the Summer?"

And so on.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:07 pm

Mathematica Numerica wrote:
I second NNLD's advice.

I'm dying here- I don't know how to talk to the opposite sex. .0011 seconds from breaking that multiplication record on that regular basis (of course I need 100% accuracy!).


:meh: Tienes que relajar. Vengas pa' Puerto Rico! Tenemos comida, bebidas, mujeres, cultura y mujeres! 8)
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:08 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Mathematica Numerica wrote:
I second NNLD's advice.

I'm dying here- I don't know how to talk to the opposite sex. .0011 seconds from breaking that multiplication record on that regular basis (of course I need 100% accuracy!).


:meh: Tienes que relajar. Vengas pa' Puerto Rico! Tenemos comida, bebidas, mujeres, cultura y mujeres! 8)


You forgot something! We got women!
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby North Suran » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:08 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Mathematica Numerica wrote:
I second NNLD's advice.

I'm dying here- I don't know how to talk to the opposite sex. .0011 seconds from breaking that multiplication record on that regular basis (of course I need 100% accuracy!).


:meh: Tienes que relajar. Vengas pa' Puerto Rico! Tenemos comida, bebidas, mujeres, cultura y mujeres! 8)

Vieron cuando un hombre español está buscando a una esposa, su primera opción son un hombre puertorriqueño.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Mathematica Numerica » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:10 pm

B and C, you are torturing me- the women hate me.
In the name of the axioms of the Euclid Elements! The main gravitaional constant multiplied by the secondary integral of (9/(sec(x))(606x^n-1-x(n)^2))+acos(x-n)^2-3996x^-3/4 dx is a parallel to the square of elements where the infinite series voids (2n-1) (odd) numbers!
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:13 pm

North Suran wrote:Vieron cuando un hombre español está buscando a una esposa, su primera opción son un hombre puertorriqueño.


Weren't you married to a Puerto Rican?
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby North Suran » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:13 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
North Suran wrote:Vieron cuando un hombre español está buscando a una esposa, su primera opción son un hombre puertorriqueño.


Weren't you married to a Puerto Rican?

No...

*shifts eyes*
Neu Mitanni wrote:As for NS, his latest statement is grounded in ignorance and contrary to fact, much to the surprise of all NSGers.

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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:14 pm

North Suran wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
North Suran wrote:Vieron cuando un hombre español está buscando a una esposa, su primera opción son un hombre puertorriqueño.


Weren't you married to a Puerto Rican?

No...

*shifts eyes*


Hm... I must have confused you. :blush:
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby North Suran » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:16 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
North Suran wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Weren't you married to a Puerto Rican?

No...

*shifts eyes*


Hm... I must have confused you. :blush:

He told me he was from Cuba.

:(

Jokes; unmarried.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby No Names Left Damn It » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:19 pm

Mathematica Numerica wrote:B and C, you are torturing me- the women hate me.


Possibly because you only talk about maths to them?
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby North Suran » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:20 pm

No Names Left Damn It wrote:
Mathematica Numerica wrote:B and C, you are torturing me- the women hate me.


Possibly because you only talk about maths to them?

"Hey, baby; wanna evalute my line-of-best-fit?"
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Mathematica Numerica » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:21 pm

No Names Left Damn It wrote:
Mathematica Numerica wrote:B and C, you are torturing me- the women hate me.


Possibly because you only talk about maths to them?

Mayyybe... No. I usually avoid them. Seems irrational still though.
In the name of the axioms of the Euclid Elements! The main gravitaional constant multiplied by the secondary integral of (9/(sec(x))(606x^n-1-x(n)^2))+acos(x-n)^2-3996x^-3/4 dx is a parallel to the square of elements where the infinite series voids (2n-1) (odd) numbers!
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Postby No Names Left Damn It » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:21 pm

Mathematica Numerica wrote:Mayyybe... No. I usually avoid them


Why?
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:25 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
North Suran wrote:Vieron cuando un hombre español está buscando a una esposa, su primera opción son un hombre puertorriqueño.


Weren't you married to a Puerto Rican?


That's Grays Harbor.
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Mathematica Numerica » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:25 pm

No Names Left Damn It wrote:
Mathematica Numerica wrote:Mayyybe... No. I usually avoid them


Why?

Ow... I think throwing a porcupine explains a lot.
In the name of the axioms of the Euclid Elements! The main gravitaional constant multiplied by the secondary integral of (9/(sec(x))(606x^n-1-x(n)^2))+acos(x-n)^2-3996x^-3/4 dx is a parallel to the square of elements where the infinite series voids (2n-1) (odd) numbers!
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Re: Irrational fears

Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:25 pm

Mathematica Numerica wrote:B and C, you are torturing me- the women hate me.


Perhaps you can lighten up on the math?
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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