Irrational fears

[Buffett and Colbert]

Who cares about hijacking? Stick to your guns, I say.

Have we triggered a punning war?

what punic war?

Ouch. I suppose we've brought this upun ourselves.

[North Suran]

Have we triggered a punning war?

what punic war?

Ouch. I suppose we've brought this upun ourselves.

We seem to have a punchant for this sort of thing.

[Buffett and Colbert]

We seem to have a punchant for this sort of thing.

I think it's pretty punny. Punderful even.

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[North Suran]

We seem to have a punchant for this sort of thing.

I think it's pretty punny. Punderful even.

( )

Poor show.

Positively punful to watch.

We're going to get in trouble again.

[Buffett and Colbert]

We seem to have a punchant for this sort of thing.

I think it's pretty punny. Punderful even.

( )

Poor show.

Positively punful to watch.

We're going to get in trouble again.

It makes me punder why we are still keeping this up.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

It makes me punder why we are still keeping this up.

the newspaper pundits will be all over this one.

[North Suran]

It makes me punder why we are still keeping this up.

the newspaper pundits will be all over this one.

I hate those punks.

[Buffett and Colbert]

It makes me punder why we are still keeping this up.

the newspaper pundits will be all over this one.

I hate those punks.

They're so punctilious.

[Exilia and Colonies]

the newspaper pundits will be all over this one.

I hate those punks.

They're so punctilious.

They must be punished

[Buffett and Colbert]

They must be punished

Already used.You don't deserve a pundonor.

[Exilia and Colonies]

They must be punished

Already used.You don't deserve a pundonor.

Failed at punditry I have. Into exile I must go.

[Buffett and Colbert]

They must be punished

Already used.You don't deserve a pundonor.

Failed at punditry I have. Into exile I must go.

You mean pundigrion.

[Hawaii And Midway]

I don't have any irrational fears but I do refuse to go into Bed Bath and Beyond because I hate the store for some reason.


My girlfriend is a vegetarian but shes afraid of meat, like she'll run from it and it freaks her out. Shes also terrified of being picked up, even like two inches off the ground she panics.

[Mathematica Numerica]

Sharp sounds, such as kissing, a flute breakage (11,000 hz), load suckage. Perhaps that is an annoying feature to the universe rather than a fear, but even considered that being removed, I seem to fear the opposing sex.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Sharp sounds, such as kissing, a flute breakage (11,000 hz), load suckage. Perhaps that is an annoying feature to the universe rather than a fear, but even considered that being removed, I seem to fear the opposing sex.

My only response is, "WTF?" You try to speak in an "educated" manner, and yet you succeed in making virtually no sense.

[No Names Left Damn It]

I seem to fear the opposing sex.

Get out more.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I saw, one time, on the telly, a woman that was deathly afraid. No,terrified, deathly terrified of cotton balls.

[No Names Left Damn It]

I saw, one time, on the telly, a woman that was deathly afraid. No,terrified, deathly terrified of cotton balls.

I saw a program about people who would cry at the sight of buttons/baked beans.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I saw, one time, on the telly, a woman that was deathly afraid. No,terrified, deathly terrified of cotton balls.

I saw a program about people who would cry at the sight of buttons/baked beans.

Dude, some people are even afraid of plastic and aluminum foil. It's beyond me.

I also so a girl that was terrified of pickles.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I saw, one time, on the telly, a woman that was deathly afraid. No,terrified, deathly terrified of cotton balls.

That just disrupts the very fabric of nature!

[Buffett and Colbert]

I saw, one time, on the telly, a woman that was deathly afraid. No,terrified, deathly terrified of cotton balls.

I saw a program about people who would cry at the sight of buttons/baked beans.

Dude, some people are even afraid of plastic and aluminum foil. It's beyond me.

I also so a girl that was terrified of pickles.

She must have been in quite a pickle.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I saw, one time, on the telly, a woman that was deathly afraid. No,terrified, deathly terrified of cotton balls.

That just disrupts the very fabric of nature!

I don't I have ever seen someone being so physically affected by the sight of a pickle. She was shaking and couldn't speak at all. She even puked.

[The Plutonian Empire]

I have apiphobia, melissophobia, spheksophobia, and I fear anything that even LOOKS like a bee, wasp, honeybee, yellow jacket or hornet.

EDIT: I wonder if there's a -phobia name for all those fears I described rolled up into one?

This.

[Hawaii And Midway]

Pickle jokes .

[North Suran]

I saw, one time, on the telly, a woman that was deathly afraid. No,terrified, deathly terrified of cotton balls.

That just disrupts the very fabric of nature!

To be honest, I think such a fear is totally fabricated.

She must have been in quite a pickle.

In a vegetative state, no less.