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Do you masturbate when bored?

Yes.
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No.
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That is none of your damn business.
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Postby Tiesabre » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:39 am

Masturbate furiously.
Stare aimlessly out windows.
Think about absolutely nothing.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:41 am

Tiesabre wrote:Masturbate furiously.
Stare aimlessly out windows.
Think about absolutely nothing.



Do you do all three at the same time?
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Postby Indeos » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:41 am

Wank, surf the internet, check webcomics that haven't updated yet, or write random stories that never go anywhere. Oh, and ask people I know fairly well awkward questions.
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Postby Servoth » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:42 am

Listen to music on youtube over and over again.
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Postby Jasarite » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:42 am

I work on my evil plans. Plans that I doubt will ever come to fruition...unless I get trillions of pounds worth of funding.
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Postby Sanderica » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:57 am

Watch Angry Video Game Nerd videos and play anything that Paradox had made... Supreme Ruler 2020 at the moment, then of course there is also the obvious one ;)
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:58 am

I also enjoy reading odd news articles. And post them here If i deem them worthy.
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Postby Farnhamia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:59 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Tiesabre wrote:Masturbate furiously.
Stare aimlessly out windows.
Think about absolutely nothing.



Do you do all three at the same time?

One might try, though I wonder whether one can masturbate and think of absolutely nothing.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:00 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Do you do all three at the same time?

One might try, though I wonder whether one can masturbate and think of absolutely nothing.



Trust me, it is possible.

But you have to be really bored.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
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The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:04 am

Story time kiddies.

A kid i know lost his testicle to a LOTR DVD case, remember, those things are sharp, kiddies.
You will never look at a nearby DVD case again.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:05 am

Novograd IV wrote:Story time kiddies.

A kid i know lost his testicle to a LOTR DVD case, remember, those things are sharp, kiddies.
You will never look at a nearby DVD case again.



Why was the DVD case near his testicles in the first place?
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:07 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:Story time kiddies.

A kid i know lost his testicle to a LOTR DVD case, remember, those things are sharp, kiddies.
You will never look at a nearby DVD case again.



Why was the DVD case near his testicles in the first place?


I dunno, all I know is that he's 'that guy' and it was probably a pre-emptive karma strike.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:08 am

Novograd IV wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Why was the DVD case near his testicles in the first place?


I dunno, all I know is that he's 'that guy' and it was probably a pre-emptive karma strike.



Some people are not meant to breed.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby RobCo Industries » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:08 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:Story time kiddies.

A kid i know lost his testicle to a LOTR DVD case, remember, those things are sharp, kiddies.
You will never look at a nearby DVD case again.



Why was the DVD case near his testicles in the first place?


He tried to make a LOTR baby, obviously.
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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:10 am

RobCo Industries wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Why was the DVD case near his testicles in the first place?


He tried to make a LOTR baby, obviously.



And in the end he just lost his precious.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby RobCo Industries » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:11 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
RobCo Industries wrote:
He tried to make a LOTR baby, obviously.



And in the end he just lost his precious.


Some midget in a wrestling outfit busted through his wall, stole his decapitated testicle, and ran off to rub it in a random forest?
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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:13 am

RobCo Industries wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

And in the end he just lost his precious.


Some midget in a wrestling outfit busted through his wall, stole his decapitated testicle, and ran off to rub it in a random forest?



That would be the most likely scenario.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Vermmeria » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:13 am

Yootwopia wrote:Wank.


I KNEW someone would write that!
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RobCo Industries
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Postby RobCo Industries » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:14 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
RobCo Industries wrote:
Some midget in a wrestling outfit busted through his wall, stole his decapitated testicle, and ran off to rub it in a random forest?



That would be the most likely scenario.


It has 258,305,694 views on YouTube.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:14 am

Vermmeria wrote:
Yootwopia wrote:Wank.


I KNEW someone would write that!



I am suprised that everyone hasn't written it yet.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Malaysii » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:16 am

Call to power wrote:I daydream about things I want to do but can't.

^This.
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Postby Helleron » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:19 am

Play cod, xbox 360, read a book, music. :lol:
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Postby Indeos » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:19 am

Malaysii wrote:
Call to power wrote:I daydream about things I want to do but can't.

^This.


That attitude is the only thing keeping you from doing them.
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Postby RobCo Industries » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:22 am

Helleron wrote:Play cod, xbox 360, read a book, music. :lol:


You play Call of Duty without the 360? Then, good sir, what do you do to your 360 if you do not need it to play Call of Duty?
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Postby Xarithis » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:34 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:So what about you?

Reading, playing video games, watching TV, working on hobby projects, plotting the downfall of my adversaries, attempting World Domination.

You know, the usual.
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