It's a Gay Life

[Buffett and Colbert]

My broski is Buffy.

We don't fuck each other. I think.

bromance.

What does "chingame" mean, then?

Because everyone knows Zeppy and I are 100% serious with each other, and that I travel to Israel to fuck him.

[Beldonia]

No it's not. If it's done in a joking manner, then it's not gay.

Hey, aren't you that guy with the flag of little Peter?

Um...uh.....er **runs away**
On a serious note, yes I am.

[Ravineworld]

I learned something that hurts, hurts quite a bit. Turns out that the boy scouts of america do not allow gays, lesbians, bisexuals,or atheists from paricipating in their programs. I am a die hard atheist and I think I might be bisexual too. This rule is evil in every level. As human beings we must fight it!

[Zeppy]

I prefer sexual intercourse with members of the same sex, and am not sexually interested in members of the opposite sex.

No homo, of course.

yous in the down low, brah.

[The Truth and Light]

So I can feel a girl's breast and then say "no straight". Right?

Yes.

If you get close enough to the girl that it is understood as joke since you are a homosexual and both of you have agreed to a friendship that involves joking around with sexual touching and sexual references.

So you think it's possible for a straight guy to DESIRE to touch another straight guy's dick and still be straight, as long as it's in a joking manner?

That's better termed as dickish homosexuality, the way I see it.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Nothing wrong with a bit of bromance ^_^

It doesn't have to have gay or sexual connotations. It can just mean a close bond between two men.

But it's fucking hypocritical to start feeling on eachother's dick or some shit, and then pull the "no homo" crap.

Pardon my language. ^_^

People do do that, but not all bromances are like that anyway. There is a clear difference between slapping someone on the ass in the locker room and in the bedroom.

[-Sovietica-]

I learned something that hurts, hurts quite a bit. Turns out that the boy scouts of america do not allow gays, lesbians, bisexuals,or atheists from paricipating in their programs. I am a die hard atheist and I think I might be bisexual too. This rule is evil in every level. As human beings we must fight it!

That issue has come up so many times that the govt just ignores every bit of it...

[Lordieth]

But it's fucking hypocritical to start feeling on eachother's dick or some shit, and then pull the "no homo" crap.

Pardon my language. ^_^

No it's not. If it's done in a joking manner, then it's not gay.

If that was done to me, i'd question their motives sure.

I doubt I would complain if he was cute though

[Beldonia]

Yes.

If you get close enough to the girl that it is understood as joke since you are a homosexual and both of you have agreed to a friendship that involves joking around with sexual touching and sexual references.

So you think it's possible for a straight guy to DESIRE to touch another straight guy's dick and still be straight, as long as it's in a joking manner?

That's better termed as dickish homosexuality, the way I see it.

If that's the way you see it. I would only do it to piss my friends off. It's not a desire to touch their weiner, it's a desire to piss them off.

[The Truth and Light]

Argh.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Yes.

If you get close enough to the girl that it is understood as joke since you are a homosexual and both of you have agreed to a friendship that involves joking around with sexual touching and sexual references.

So you think it's possible for a straight guy to DESIRE to touch another straight guy's dick and still be straight, as long as it's in a joking manner?

That's better termed as dickish homosexuality, the way I see it.

1. Wanting to experiment doesn't necessarily mean you're homosexual or even bisexual at all.
2. How do you get that from Zep's post?

[Zeppy]

So you think it's possible for a straight guy to DESIRE to touch another straight guy's dick and still be straight, as long as it's in a joking manner?

That's better termed as dickish homosexuality, the way I see it.

Of course. I don't think it's desire as in sexual desire, but for the "lulz."

Seriously, you never had that type of relationship with a girl or guy?

Dickish homosexuality is my specialty.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Because everyone knows Zeppy and I are 100% serious with each other, and that I travel to Israel to fuck him.

I didn't say you were serious, you can cut out the actitud.

hat's exactly the opposite of what the post implied.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Dickish homosexuality is my specialty.

Props to T&L for coming up with possibly the funniest sexuality ever, though.

[The Truth and Light]

Dickish homosexuality is my specialty.

Props to T&L for coming up with possibly the funniest sexuality ever, though.

Accidentally making up puns seems to be a specialty of mine.

[Eladvisio]

Dickish homosexuality is my specialty.

Props to T&L for coming up with possibly the funniest sexuality ever, though.

Just like the guy who tried to touch mine at a Taco Bell, right?

[Ravineworld]

I would like to know if any of you are victims of bullying because of sexual orientation

[Beldonia]

I learned something that hurts, hurts quite a bit. Turns out that the boy scouts of america do not allow gays, lesbians, bisexuals,or atheists from paricipating in their programs. I am a die hard atheist and I think I might be bisexual too. This rule is evil in every level. As human beings we must fight it!

First of all, I am an eagle scout, so I know what I'm talking about.
Scouts does not allow gay, lesbian, bisexual, athiest or transexual adults to serve as leaders in the program. There has never been a case in which a boy was barred from scouting because of sexual orientation. Additionally, most athiest scouts have the sense not to admit to the adults that they don't think that there's a God. If he did, the likely action would be a scoutmaster conference to talk about God and how he exists. Finally, scouts is a privately run organization. Just like a restaurant or shoe store can refuse service to anyone, so can an organization.
Scouting pretains to "straight" individuals (it's in the oath.) Just like if you wouldn't join NAMBLA if you don't like little boys, you wouldn't join scouts if you're gay.

[The Truth and Light]

Props to T&L for coming up with possibly the funniest sexuality ever, though.

Just like the guy who tried to touch mine at a Taco Bell, right?

I don't know. Are you dating him yet?

[Ceannairceach]

A relationship between two men that seems sexual and intimate, but has nothing to do with homosexuality.

That is such an oxymoron it makes my head spin.

Reading back on it, it is. Urban dictionary, for you.

[Zeppy]

Props to T&L for coming up with possibly the funniest sexuality ever, though.

I agree.

So many subsets of homosexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality and transsexualism. Nothing is black and white.

Which reminds me, the one think that really angers me off is when my friend, who is starting hormone treatment to become a trangender man (female to male) is being rejecting by the lesbian community for going through this procedure, for becoming a member of the "straight" community in their view yet she considers herself a lesbian.

[The Truth and Light]

Fine, I'm throwing in the towel. Go ahead, straight guys, have your little bromances. I will be laughing and enjoying the show.

[Eladvisio]

Just like the guy who tried to touch mine at a Taco Bell, right?

I don't know. Are you dating him yet?

I'm trying to have his ex-girlfriend help me take him for my own, but so far no

[The Ilium]

Cool, if you insult a small group of people then it isn't trolling.

It's a shitty lifestyle, boy. In many countries they risk jail for being gay. In the Western world gay people are still discriminated and beat up. I know a few parents that can't accept that their only son is gay. Most of them kicked them out tha house.
And odds are higher to get aids, like it or not.

So yeah, they suffer a shitty life.

I have friends who accept me, a boyfriend who loves me, and enough intelligence to see past your bigotry.

My life is fine.

Are you sure? If you need someone to talk to, just know that i'll probably be busy and that you'll need to leave a message. And, while i'm not gay, I AM Catholic, so being gay is against my beliefs. Now, i'm not saying i'm homophobic, because i can be around gay people. they're just people with a different lifestyle than I. they're not inhuman.

[Beldonia]

Fine, I'm throwing in the towel. Go ahead, straight guys, have your little bromances. I will be laughing and enjoying the show.

Will do, T&L! Will do!