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Postby Zeppy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:44 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:So today we had a class trip to the beach. Plenty of wet, shirtless boys for me to stare at. 8)

No faggot tree?

You must visit Tel-Baruch or Beit Yanai. Wet penises.

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:49 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:So today we had a class trip to the beach. Plenty of wet, shirtless boys for me to stare at. 8)

No faggot tree?

You must visit Tel-Baruch or Beit Yanai. Wet penises.

Oh my.
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Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
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Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Postby Zeppy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:50 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:Oh my.

It's a fun place to be.

I like being there in the weekends.

Surprisingly, I expected more females than males but it seems men rule the nude beaches. D:

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Postby Meryuma » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:51 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:So today we had a class trip to the beach. Plenty of wet, shirtless boys for me to stare at. 8)

No faggot tree?

You must visit Tel-Baruch or Beit Yanai. Wet penises.


As in nudity, or people wearing such tight swimwear that you can see their genitals?
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Neo Arcad wrote:Gravity is a natural phenomenon by which physical bodies attract with a force proportional to their mass.


In layman's terms, orgy time.


Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.


Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."


Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.



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Postby Galenaima » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:51 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Oh my.

It's a fun place to be.

I like being there in the weekends.

Surprisingly, I expected more females than males but it seems men rule the nude beaches. D:

Ah, they're there for the non-existent naked women. Most of 'em, anyway. :lol2:
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Postby Zeppy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:51 pm

Meryuma wrote:As in nudity, or people wearing such tight swimwear that you can see their genitals?

Nudity.

Mainly on the weekends.

Speedo are common too but to enter and leave the beaches.

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Postby Zeppy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:53 pm

Galenaima wrote:Ah, they're there for the non-existent naked women. Most of 'em, anyway. :lol2:

Eh, sure, let's go with that.

Forget the gay flag on the lifeguards seat.

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:56 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Oh my.

It's a fun place to be.

I like being there in the weekends.

Surprisingly, I expected more females than males but it seems men rule the nude beaches. D:

Israel really is a jewel.
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You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Postby Zeppy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:57 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:Israel really is a jewel.

arab men.

yummy?

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:57 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Meryuma wrote:As in nudity, or people wearing such tight swimwear that you can see their genitals?

Nudity.

Mainly on the weekends.

Speedo are common too but to enter and leave the beaches.

Yeah, I think I'll go to Israel instead of Spain this summer. *nod*

Unless you know of any nude beaches along the Costa del Sol. :p
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You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:58 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Israel really is a jewel.

arab men.

yummy?

Only Arab men? What, the Jews are too shy?

But anybody can be yummy... but I'm guessing nude beaches are pretty much swarming with old men...
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Postby Zeppy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:01 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:Yeah, I think I'll go to Israel instead of Spain this summer. *nod*

Unless you know of any nude beaches along the Costa del Sol. :p

As I go to NYU for the summer. :(

Costa del Sol? Hahaha, hell yeah. It's "Costa Natura", as my dad used to say.

Although, Costa del Sol is crowded in the summer, the Basque coast is much more quiet and beautiful, imo.

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Postby Zeppy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:01 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:Only Arab men? What, the Jews are too shy?

But anybody can be yummy... but I'm guessing nude beaches are pretty much swarming with old men...

No, but Arab men are yummy, I assume.

Very true. :(

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Postby Lordieth » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:06 pm

I will always find speedos wierd and almost comical. Why not just have a sign saying 'look here!' I can't even wear shorts without having my bits gawked at.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:09 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Yeah, I think I'll go to Israel instead of Spain this summer. *nod*

Unless you know of any nude beaches along the Costa del Sol. :p

As I go to NYU for the summer. :(

Costa del Sol? Hahaha, hell yeah. It's "Costa Natura", as my dad used to say.

Although, Costa del Sol is crowded in the summer, the Basque coast is much more quiet and beautiful, imo.

Well, I'm only going to Andalucia for a week. I'm there for a month. The first week will be me and my mom touring the country (we have yet to decide where; I feel like exploring the north). The next two weeks I'll be in Salamanca and the third I'll be on the Coast.
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Postby Galenaima » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:56 pm

As a Christian as well as a bisexual, I found this article very...relieving, in a since, so I'll share.

http://www.soulforce.org/article/homosexuality-bible-gay-christian

Now, if only the mainstream would read it...*sigh*
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Oterro wrote:I read it in Latest Forum Topics and was like; ''oho, some chap managed to keep himself seated for 2 years and finally stood up!''
But no. Morbidly obese man dies in chair, covered in shit.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Is Hell North Korea off earth?

Wikkiwallana wrote:I don't like flamish anyone. It distresses me to see people on fire. People who like to get involved with their own gender don't bother me at all though.

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Postby Niur » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:03 pm

Galenaima wrote:As a Christian as well as a bisexual, I found this article very...relieving, in a since, so I'll share.

http://www.soulforce.org/article/homosexuality-bible-gay-christian

Now, if only the mainstream would read it...*sigh*

Speaking of that, I really like this scripture.
DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.

Seriously, crushing genitals is not an okay tactic. It's ethically repugnant.
"In cahuitontli ca otopan, yehuantzitzin yollochipahuac tonaz, yeceh yehuantzitzin tica imanimanmeh tlahueliloc telchihualozque. In cahuitontli ca teuctlatolli ic otopan, auh yehuan quitzacua, in neltiliztli, onyezque huetztoc!"

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Postby Galenaima » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:04 pm

Niur wrote:
Galenaima wrote:As a Christian as well as a bisexual, I found this article very...relieving, in a since, so I'll share.

http://www.soulforce.org/article/homosexuality-bible-gay-christian

Now, if only the mainstream would read it...*sigh*

Speaking of that, I really like this scripture.
DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.

Seriously, crushing genitals is not an okay tactic. It's ethically repugnant.

Just slap him or something. Crushing genitalia should be a war crime. :?
***My nation does not represent my actual political beliefs***
Oterro wrote:I read it in Latest Forum Topics and was like; ''oho, some chap managed to keep himself seated for 2 years and finally stood up!''
But no. Morbidly obese man dies in chair, covered in shit.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Is Hell North Korea off earth?

Wikkiwallana wrote:I don't like flamish anyone. It distresses me to see people on fire. People who like to get involved with their own gender don't bother me at all though.

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Postby Niur » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:10 pm

Galenaima wrote:
Niur wrote:Speaking of that, I really like this scripture.
DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.

Seriously, crushing genitals is not an okay tactic. It's ethically repugnant.

Just slap him or something. Crushing genitalia should be a war crime. :?

Agreed.
"In cahuitontli ca otopan, yehuantzitzin yollochipahuac tonaz, yeceh yehuantzitzin tica imanimanmeh tlahueliloc telchihualozque. In cahuitontli ca teuctlatolli ic otopan, auh yehuan quitzacua, in neltiliztli, onyezque huetztoc!"

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Postby Meryuma » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:13 pm

Niur wrote:
Galenaima wrote:Just slap him or something. Crushing genitalia should be a war crime. :?

Agreed.


Indeed, genital crushing is fairly awful...
ᛋᛃᚢ - Social Justice Úlfheðinn
Potarius wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:Gravity is a natural phenomenon by which physical bodies attract with a force proportional to their mass.


In layman's terms, orgy time.


Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.


Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."


Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.



Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.

Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...

*puts on sunglasses*

blow out of proportions."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...so here's your future

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:27 pm

Meryuma wrote:
Niur wrote:Agreed.


Indeed, genital crushing is fairly awful...

I had to laugh today, though, when a friend of mine got a soccer ball to the nuts. :lol2:
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Postby Galenaima » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:36 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Meryuma wrote:
Indeed, genital crushing is fairly awful...

I had to laugh today, though, when a friend of mine got a soccer ball to the nuts. :lol2:

Groin shots are pretty funny...unless you're the one whose family jewels are getting the whacking.
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Oterro wrote:I read it in Latest Forum Topics and was like; ''oho, some chap managed to keep himself seated for 2 years and finally stood up!''
But no. Morbidly obese man dies in chair, covered in shit.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Is Hell North Korea off earth?

Wikkiwallana wrote:I don't like flamish anyone. It distresses me to see people on fire. People who like to get involved with their own gender don't bother me at all though.

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Postby Transcentient » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:39 pm

It seems like this is predominantly commented on by the gay boys. I stress boys...

Nah all good.

My experience of being Lesbian identified for 5 years lead to me getting attacked by 6 people. Yaaaaaaaaaay! Also because I was on the butch/masculine end of the equation it meant I used to be received by the straight masses with much hostility.
Even if it appears that Lesbians are more 'accepted' they aren't. Not real ones anyway.
Women's sexuality is a joke to the mainstream. Also if you look at any gay male characters in the media, they de-sexualise them, to make them more palatable for masses. The ones who say "Hey, I'm not gay, but gays okay!" But revolt over the image of two men kissing.

I've changed since my butch lesbian days, now since transition. I appear as a slightly shorter than average male, pretty average Joe.
Though I always denied my true feelings, up until about 2 years ago. So now I'm just a queer Transman.
I work in a very heteronormative environment, but like to keep myself sexually ambiguous. It pisses the homophobes off so much.
I've already been assaulted for my sexuality. Wonder if it will happen due to me being transgendered? Potentially.

Though I only socialise with my fabulous queer friends, because even if the gay boys and the baby dykes don't understand the whole Trans-identity, they don't harass me.

I think my desire is simple, just let me be myself, and don't ask personal questions that dehumanise me.

Anyway I think this thread would have been better being called "It's a queer life", I feel that queer is the best umbrella word we have.

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Postby Meryuma » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:41 pm

Transcentient wrote:It seems like this is predominantly commented on by the gay boys. I stress boys...

Nah all good.

My experience of being Lesbian identified for 5 years lead to me getting attacked by 6 people. Yaaaaaaaaaay! Also because I was on the butch/masculine end of the equation it meant I used to be received by the straight masses with much hostility.
Even if it appears that Lesbians are more 'accepted' they aren't. Not real ones anyway.
Women's sexuality is a joke to the mainstream. Also if you look at any gay male characters in the media, they de-sexualise them, to make them more palatable for masses. The ones who say "Hey, I'm not gay, but gays okay!" But revolt over the image of two men kissing.

I've changed since my butch lesbian days, now since transition. I appear as a slightly shorter than average male, pretty average Joe.
Though I always denied my true feelings, up until about 2 years ago. So now I'm just a queer Transman.
I work in a very heteronormative environment, but like to keep myself sexually ambiguous. It pisses the homophobes off so much.
I've already been assaulted for my sexuality. Wonder if it will happen due to me being transgendered? Potentially.

Though I only socialise with my fabulous queer friends, because even if the gay boys and the baby dykes don't understand the whole Trans-identity, they don't harass me.

I think my desire is simple, just let me be myself, and don't ask personal questions that dehumanise me.

Anyway I think this thread would have been better being called "It's a queer life", I feel that queer is the best umbrella word we have.


Hi! And it's true that gay characters on TV, etc. never do anything gay... sucks.

BTW, great choice of motto.
ᛋᛃᚢ - Social Justice Úlfheðinn
Potarius wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:Gravity is a natural phenomenon by which physical bodies attract with a force proportional to their mass.


In layman's terms, orgy time.


Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.


Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."


Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.



Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.

Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...

*puts on sunglasses*

blow out of proportions."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...so here's your future

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Postby Transcentient » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:46 pm

Yea well I was Dreaming for so long in my head, I almost forgot to live...

Though I still play out the simple fantasy of being born male in my head sometimes, it doesn't do to well to focus on it. As it is just unrealistic to my physical existence.

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