Video Games That Shouldn't Have Been Made

[The Rich Port]

I'm surprised no one's thought to make a Final Fantasy movie. After the suckcess of Twilight, you'd think more people would have jumped on the "mopey yaoi bullshit" bandwagon.

Actually there have been two Final Fantasy movies.
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Actually, I meant a live-action one as opposed to the CGI movies...

And I rather liked The Spirits Within... For some reason.

[Meryuma]

*pokes Xenohumanity*
Not nice. Don't insult my homeland.

Moving on...

Stop taking light-hearted jokes making fun of stereotypes as insults.

What's wrong with Pokemon games?

They're terrible. Oh so terrible.

Why?

"They're bad because they're bad" is utter nonsense.

Also, I'd hold Crystal Chronicles up as an example of an original, enjoyable FF game, though then again it's nothing like other FF games.

Actually there have been two Final Fantasy movies.
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Actually, I meant a live-action one as opposed to the CGI movies...

And I rather liked The Spirits Within... For some reason.

Probably because it was nothing like any of the games.

Anyways your comments about FF rather annoy me. I'm not really an FF fan (the plots for the main games are fairly formulaic, and they also drag on way too long before really even starting) but you seem to hate the series because you think it's somehow gay.

[Seangoli]

In my opnition anything after the origional Pokemon: Red/Blue should never have been made. And even if you're some kind of Poke-obsessed lunatic, we can all at least agree that the horrible Pokemon Stadium should burn in the deepest depths of hell.

Yellow wasn't bad, being as how it was pretty much a carbon copy with a few tweeks. But yes, other than the original two(and yellow, simply due to being the same game) are pretty god-awful and pointless.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

In my opnition anything after the origional Pokemon: Red/Blue should never have been made. And even if you're some kind of Poke-obsessed lunatic, we can all at least agree that the horrible Pokemon Stadium should burn in the deepest depths of hell.

Yellow wasn't bad, being as how it was pretty much a carbon copy with a few tweeks. But yes, other than the original two(and yellow, simply due to being the same game) are pretty god-awful and pointless.

I enjoyed gold and silver, but haven't played past those because it seemed like the same damn game again.

[Seangoli]

Yellow wasn't bad, being as how it was pretty much a carbon copy with a few tweeks. But yes, other than the original two(and yellow, simply due to being the same game) are pretty god-awful and pointless.

I enjoyed gold and silver, but haven't played past those because it seemed like the same damn game again.

It pretty much is. I've touch some of the later ones, and other than a few novelty tweaks, it's the same game. Every new pokemon they come out with pretty much already exists under a different skin, so the redundancy levels are getting out of control.

[The Corparation]

I enjoyed gold and silver, but haven't played past those because it seemed like the same damn game again.

It pretty much is. I've touch some of the later ones, and other than a few novelty tweaks, it's the same game. Every new pokemon they come out with pretty much already exists under a different skin, so the redundancy levels are getting out of control.

But...But...IN Platinum version you can catch a Level 100 Magicarp. No hacks needed. Only decent thing in that game.

[SaintB]

Alpha Protocol - so disappointing....

Is it? Dangit... THAT one looked so promising, too.

What's wrong with it?

Terrible voice acting, not enough skills, samey samey game-play, bad graphics, it was just all around disappointing. Still worth a single play-through but not worth hanging on too. If you want to play it, rent it.

[Seangoli]

It pretty much is. I've touch some of the later ones, and other than a few novelty tweaks, it's the same game. Every new pokemon they come out with pretty much already exists under a different skin, so the redundancy levels are getting out of control.

But...But...IN Platinum version you can catch a Level 100 Magicarp. No hacks needed. Only decent thing in that game.

Lol. I once leveled a magikarp to 100. God damn, that was a waste of time. However, it says a lot when one of the unique things about a game is that you can obtain the most worthless pokemon at the highest level. Cute, but not exactly worth the time or effort of putting it into the game.

I also decided to take a quick look at the Black/White pokedex recently. First thought: My god, these designs are god awful. Second thought: Wait a second... this is just a re-shuffled original 150. Third thought: Brilliant marketing team.

[Wiztopia]

Is it? Dangit... THAT one looked so promising, too.

What's wrong with it?

Terrible voice acting, not enough skills, samey samey game-play, bad graphics, it was just all around disappointing. Still worth a single play-through but not worth hanging on too. If you want to play it, rent it.

Or download it.

[The Rich Port]

Probably because it was nothing like any of the games.

Anyways your comments about FF rather annoy me. I'm not really an FF fan (the plots for the main games are fairly formulaic, and they also drag on way too long before really even starting) but you seem to hate the series because you think it's somehow gay

There's a difference between "homosexual" and "flamboyant, garish, and superficial". Hell, there's a difference between "homosexual" and "gay".

I think it's sad the possibly homosexual creator fell into the stereotypical pratfalls associated with homosexuals, really.

[Augarundus]

WoW

I love WoW

[The Rich Port]

WoW

I love WoW

I've never played it... And I don't think I will. I just don't see the overall awesomeness people say it's supposed to have.

[RobCo Industries]

I've never played it... And I don't think I will. I just don't see the overall awesomeness people say it's supposed to have.

It all comes down, just like any other game on the market, your preferred tastes. The game has it's ups and downs, and depending on what you like, how much you'll love it or hate it. WoW can be extremely fun with the right group of people, and can be an extreme pain the ass with everyone else. There is a lot of grinding, and to get to the point of end game takes dire commitment, most of which people do not have. Fundamentals of the game changes a lot with updates that change classes and dungeons, but in the base of it it has mostly stayed the same. You won't like if you're not into RPGs, having to rely on others (unless you do strictly random BGs), and don't like a time sink.

[The Rich Port]

I've never played it... And I don't think I will. I just don't see the overall awesomeness people say it's supposed to have.

It all comes down, just like any other game on the market, your preferred tastes. The game has it's ups and downs, and depending on what you like, how much you'll love it or hate it. WoW can be extremely fun with the right group of people, and can be an extreme pain the ass with everyone else. There is a lot of grinding, and to get to the point of end game takes dire commitment, most of which people do not have. Fundamentals of the game changes a lot with updates that change classes and dungeons, but in the base of it it has mostly stayed the same. You won't like if you're not into RPGs, having to rely on others (unless you do strictly random BGs), and don't like a time sink.

I'm into RPG's... It's just WoW doesn't seem to be the best of them.

[Wiztopia]

I've never played it... And I don't think I will. I just don't see the overall awesomeness people say it's supposed to have.

It all comes down, just like any other game on the market, your preferred tastes. The game has it's ups and downs, and depending on what you like, how much you'll love it or hate it. WoW can be extremely fun with the right group of people, and can be an extreme pain the ass with everyone else. There is a lot of grinding, and to get to the point of end game takes dire commitment, most of which people do not have. Fundamentals of the game changes a lot with updates that change classes and dungeons, but in the base of it it has mostly stayed the same. You won't like if you're not into RPGs, having to rely on others (unless you do strictly random BGs), and don't like a time sink.

There is no such thing as an end of an game when it comes to MMORPGs.

[RobCo Industries]

It all comes down, just like any other game on the market, your preferred tastes. The game has it's ups and downs, and depending on what you like, how much you'll love it or hate it. WoW can be extremely fun with the right group of people, and can be an extreme pain the ass with everyone else. There is a lot of grinding, and to get to the point of end game takes dire commitment, most of which people do not have. Fundamentals of the game changes a lot with updates that change classes and dungeons, but in the base of it it has mostly stayed the same. You won't like if you're not into RPGs, having to rely on others (unless you do strictly random BGs), and don't like a time sink.

I'm into RPG's... It's just WoW doesn't seem to be the best of them.

Like I stated it's a gigantic time sink. You can't just pick up gear easily without having to run dungeons constantly on groups you hope you can trust to not stand in fire. You have to spend countless hours running around looking for a piece of rock sticking out of other rock to mine, and hope a bot doesn't auto-mine it away from you. It's a game based heavily on the person and the community at the same time, and that simultaneously makes and breaks it. In a standard RPG you don't jump through as many hoops to get to where you want to go, and simply just have to level up to access certain abilities/areas/etc.

[RobCo Industries]

It all comes down, just like any other game on the market, your preferred tastes. The game has it's ups and downs, and depending on what you like, how much you'll love it or hate it. WoW can be extremely fun with the right group of people, and can be an extreme pain the ass with everyone else. There is a lot of grinding, and to get to the point of end game takes dire commitment, most of which people do not have. Fundamentals of the game changes a lot with updates that change classes and dungeons, but in the base of it it has mostly stayed the same. You won't like if you're not into RPGs, having to rely on others (unless you do strictly random BGs), and don't like a time sink.

There is no such thing as an end of an game when it comes to MMORPGs.

"End Game" in WoW community is simply when you reach the point you are able to take on the final tier of dungeons (raids). While the game doesn't actually "end" you've reached the last of the PvE material for that particular area (or expansion pack). Of course you can still do other things, but in terms of your raiding career, you've reach the top of it, and there is no where else to go that is on par.

[American Island]

Nation States. Just Kiddin'! please don't remove me!



Really, I think it's the NERF wii game, utterly stupid.

[Militire]

Any conversion of Command and Conquer from pc to a console. Particularly Civilization.

[The Corparation]

It all comes down, just like any other game on the market, your preferred tastes. The game has it's ups and downs, and depending on what you like, how much you'll love it or hate it. WoW can be extremely fun with the right group of people, and can be an extreme pain the ass with everyone else. There is a lot of grinding, and to get to the point of end game takes dire commitment, most of which people do not have. Fundamentals of the game changes a lot with updates that change classes and dungeons, but in the base of it it has mostly stayed the same. You won't like if you're not into RPGs, having to rely on others (unless you do strictly random BGs), and don't like a time sink.

There is no such thing as an end of an game when it comes to MMORPGs.

Yes there is. When enough people stop playing to make it worthwhile for the company to maintain the servers.

[Saiwania]

Superman for the N64.

All you do is fly through rings and if you miss 2-3 rings or happen to run out of the strict time limit you have to start at the beginning all over again. The controls are horrible, along with the ugly graphics. It also does not have any coherent plot or sequence of events, with a lousy anti climatic ending. In terms of game play and graphics- it could be considered the worst game ever made for the Nintendo 64 (and of 1999). It's not fun or challenging, it's boring/frustrating.

[Aglrinia]

Godfather 2 for all systems.

Its impossible to die.

[The Corparation]

Halo
Everything Bioware ever made

First Halo game was decent enough.

[Kesheru]

SHAQ FU

I think we can all agree.

[Minoriteeburg]

SHAQ FU

I think we can all agree.

^this.

Also Barkley Shut Up and Jam.