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Postby The Black Forrest » Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:06 pm

Going back in time.

Crusaders of Might and Magic. Rushed to market and it showed.
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Postby Tergnitz » Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:45 am

CnC 4

Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

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Postby Yellow Zone 20-A » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:25 am

Tergnitz wrote:CnC 4

Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Indeed!
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Postby Arkinesia » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:35 am

Conserative Morality wrote:I don't understand why actual storytelling and slower-paced gameplay is completely and utterly incomprehensible by the mindless FPS crowd.

Seriously. Maybe that's why Kaos Studios fucked around on the gameplay for Homefront, there was so much potential there and it got pitched out the window like an old rag.

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Is it? Dangit... THAT one looked so promising, too. :(

What's wrong with it?

The protagonist's conversation options were all just different levels of douchebag, dickweed, and asshole.
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North Donsville
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Fallout New Vegas

Postby North Donsville » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:40 am

The greatest disappointment for me is Fallout New Vegas. Not because of the game play or storyline but because of the performance. I can hardly play the game without it freezing. So damn annoying!

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Postby Laerod » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:44 am

North Donsville wrote:The greatest disappointment for me is Fallout New Vegas. Not because of the game play or storyline but because of the performance. I can hardly play the game without it freezing. So damn annoying!

That's not a "shouldn't have been made" argument, that's a "shouldn't have been made yet" argument.

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Postby Traxa » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:48 am

Salvem el Mon wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Final Fantasy 2 and beyond. What's the point of naming a game 'final' if you're gonna make infinite crappy sequels?


There is something wrong with you, isn't there?

FF7. The GREATEST VIDEO GAME EVER MADE. The first game to match film storytelling. The BEST balance of plot, gameplay and design. No childish bullcrap.


You're in horrible denial, none of the FF games are even remotely close to being the greatest game ever made
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Postby Aryan Bravil » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:48 am

No fucking Overlord gayest worst game i'v ever played it was a waste of money i thought it was going to be good. "Elf's with Jamacan hats and eco-friendly and you kill seals to buy goblins" WTF
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Postby Aryan Bravil » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:50 am

Laerod wrote:
North Donsville wrote:The greatest disappointment for me is Fallout New Vegas. Not because of the game play or storyline but because of the performance. I can hardly play the game without it freezing. So damn annoying!

That's not a "shouldn't have been made" argument, that's a "shouldn't have been made yet" argument.

o and i also think Fallout 3 was much easyer and real. its looks real, Real background it actully looks like its after a nuclear war, And there wouldnt be that much damn people in the fucking waste after a nuclear war!!!1
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Postby Unicario » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:58 am

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Halo 3
Fallout Tactics.
Gears of War 3..

I'll think of more.
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Postby Fat Man and The Baby » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:00 am

Every single Final Fantasy and Pokemon game ever made deserves to burn in hell. Along with Fallout 3.

These games are also banned in The Glorious and Armed Republic of Fat Man & The Baby - being in possesion of any one of these games is a captial offence, and is punished by hanging.

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Postby Unicario » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:02 am

Fat Man and The Baby wrote:Every single Final Fantasy and Pokemon game ever made deserves to burn in hell. Along with Fallout 3.

These games are also banned in The Glorious and Armed Republic of Fat Man & The Baby - being in possesion of any one of these games is a captial offence, and is punished by hanging.

All hail the All-knowing and Powerful Nation of Fat Man & The Baby.


Final Fantasy: I agree that most of them don't deserve to exist, but Final Fantasy X kicked ass. Especially in it's original Japanese version. (Can I help that the main character looks androgynous?!)

Pokemon: Pokemon wins. You fail. End of story. Nyah~!

Fallout 3: Kicks so much ass, it's not even funny.
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Postby Wolferian » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:06 am

Every Single pokemon after FireRed and LeafGreen it has gotten out of control seriously enough with the pokemon it doesnt make sense a ballon.
Oh look he has a Gun. Oh Crap he has a Gun. Starts to run away.
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:08 am

Unicario wrote:RapeLay (DON'T ASK.)

Don't ask what? :meh:

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Postby Fat Man and The Baby » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:10 am

Unicario wrote:
Fat Man and The Baby wrote:Every single Final Fantasy and Pokemon game ever made deserves to burn in hell. Along with Fallout 3.

These games are also banned in The Glorious and Armed Republic of Fat Man & The Baby - being in possesion of any one of these games is a captial offence, and is punished by hanging.

All hail the All-knowing and Powerful Nation of Fat Man & The Baby.


Final Fantasy: I agree that most of them don't deserve to exist, but Final Fantasy X kicked ass. Especially in it's original Japanese version. (Can I help that the main character looks androgynous?!)

Pokemon: Pokemon wins. You fail. End of story. Nyah~!

Fallout 3: Kicks so much ass, it's not even funny.


You, Sir, have been brainwashed.

In the Beautiful and Serene Armed Republic of Fat Man & The Baby we offer several "spa" and "rejuvenation" treatments - I'll be happy to "book" you at one of our "resorts". Just let me know.

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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:12 am

Fat Man and The Baby wrote:
Unicario wrote:
Final Fantasy: I agree that most of them don't deserve to exist, but Final Fantasy X kicked ass. Especially in it's original Japanese version. (Can I help that the main character looks androgynous?!)

Pokemon: Pokemon wins. You fail. End of story. Nyah~!

Fallout 3: Kicks so much ass, it's not even funny.


You, Sir, have been brainwashed.

In the Beautiful and Serene Armed Republic of Fat Man & The Baby we offer several "spa" and "rejuvenation" treatments - I'll be happy to "book" you at one of our "resorts". Just let me know.

:meh: This isn't an in character forum.

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Postby Fat Man and The Baby » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:14 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Fat Man and The Baby wrote:
You, Sir, have been brainwashed.

In the Beautiful and Serene Armed Republic of Fat Man & The Baby we offer several "spa" and "rejuvenation" treatments - I'll be happy to "book" you at one of our "resorts". Just let me know.

:meh: This isn't an in character forum.


I am never out of character.

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Postby Norstal » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:17 am

Fat Man and The Baby wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote: :meh: This isn't an in character forum.


I am never out of character.

That is considered rude in NSG, just so you know.

Unicario wrote:
Final Fantasy: I agree that most of them don't deserve to exist, but Final Fantasy X kicked ass. Especially in it's original Japanese version. (Can I help that the main character looks androgynous?!)

FFX does sounds good. Too bad it's not on the PC. So it's auto-fail. :3
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Postby Adauchi » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:25 am

Aryan Bravil wrote: o and i also think Fallout 3 was much easyer and real. its looks real, Real background it actully looks like its after a nuclear war, And there wouldnt be that much damn people in the fucking waste after a nuclear war!!!1

i thought the setting of New Vegas hadn't been hit by a nuke and was just dilapidated? also, too bad you didn't like Overlord - was it just the jester hats that got you righteously annoyed?
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Postby Unicario » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:26 am

Fat Man and The Baby wrote:
Unicario wrote:
Final Fantasy: I agree that most of them don't deserve to exist, but Final Fantasy X kicked ass. Especially in it's original Japanese version. (Can I help that the main character looks androgynous?!)

Pokemon: Pokemon wins. You fail. End of story. Nyah~!

Fallout 3: Kicks so much ass, it's not even funny.


You, Sir, have been brainwashed.

In the Beautiful and Serene Armed Republic of Fat Man & The Baby we offer several "spa" and "rejuvenation" treatments - I'll be happy to "book" you at one of our "resorts". Just let me know.


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Postby Libera Patria » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:29 am

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Postby Flibbleites » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:47 am

Idealismania wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

^this.

Kefka pwns.


Yeah Super Nintendo was the best system ever for RPG. FF2 and 3 along with Secret of Mana, Evermore, etc... Too many to list. But FF7 still deserves honorable mention. Kefka was a beast though and he's the only evil character ever that would say "son of a submariner"

Not to mention that while most villains have their evil schemes foiled at the last minute, Kefka actually succeeded in destroying the world as he planned.

Nordmarsj wrote:Personally, I have to say that the game Cooking Mama for the Nintendo DS is a video game that should never have been made. It's an utter pain in the ass. I have never played it, but my little sister Terena (she's seven) constantly plays it and the music kills me.

If the music is the problem, I suggest you get your sister some headphones.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:14 am

Flibbleites wrote:
Idealismania wrote:
Yeah Super Nintendo was the best system ever for RPG. FF2 and 3 along with Secret of Mana, Evermore, etc... Too many to list. But FF7 still deserves honorable mention. Kefka was a beast though and he's the only evil character ever that would say "son of a submariner"

Not to mention that while most villains have their evil schemes foiled at the last minute, Kefka actually succeeded in destroying the world as he planned.



Not many games have villians commit mass genocide.
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Postby Xenohumanity » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:51 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Flibbleites wrote:Not to mention that while most villains have their evil schemes foiled at the last minute, Kefka actually succeeded in destroying the world as he planned.

Not many games have villians commit mass genocide.

Not many villains look as stylish while doing it, to boot.
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Postby Wiztopia » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:10 am

Mosasauria wrote:
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No. Grinding literally means grinding monsters to tiny pieces. Such as you do in action RPGs.

Oh...
I thought you meant level-grinding...


It does. But you only literally grind in an action RPG. Its far more annoying to do it in an MMORPG/action RPG because it takes twice as long.

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Halo 3
Fallout Tactics.
Gears of War 3..

I'll think of more.


What's wrong with Rapelay?

Fat Man and The Baby wrote:Every single Final Fantasy and Pokemon game ever made deserves to burn in hell. Along with Fallout 3.

These games are also banned in The Glorious and Armed Republic of Fat Man & The Baby - being in possesion of any one of these games is a captial offence, and is punished by hanging.

All hail the All-knowing and Powerful Nation of Fat Man & The Baby.


I doubt you ever played any of the games you mentioned.

Unicario wrote:
Fat Man and The Baby wrote:Every single Final Fantasy and Pokemon game ever made deserves to burn in hell. Along with Fallout 3.

These games are also banned in The Glorious and Armed Republic of Fat Man & The Baby - being in possesion of any one of these games is a captial offence, and is punished by hanging.

All hail the All-knowing and Powerful Nation of Fat Man & The Baby.


Final Fantasy: I agree that most of them don't deserve to exist, but Final Fantasy X kicked ass. Especially in it's original Japanese version. (Can I help that the main character looks androgynous?!)

Pokemon: Pokemon wins. You fail. End of story. Nyah~!

Fallout 3: Kicks so much ass, it's not even funny.

:eyebrow: FFX wasn't that good.


Minoriteeburg wrote:
Flibbleites wrote:Not to mention that while most villains have their evil schemes foiled at the last minute, Kefka actually succeeded in destroying the world as he planned.



Not many games have villians commit mass genocide.


That poison thing was awesome.

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