Video Games That Shouldn't Have Been Made

[Ramsetia]

Mindjack. Really, give us an awesome cyberpunky world, imply an intriguing story of conspiriacy and control....Okay, make it sound like an overly shooty Deus Ex ripoff, sure...BUT AS A MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER!?

What the fuck, Seriously.

Also. C&C 4 and RA3.

[Nordmarsj]

Personally, I have to say that the game Cooking Mama for the Nintendo DS is a video game that should never have been made. It's an utter pain in the ass. I have never played it, but my little sister Terena (she's seven) constantly plays it and the music kills me.

[Minoriteeburg]

any Legacy of Kain sequel.

[Wiztopia]

Personally, I have to say that the game Cooking Mama for the Nintendo DS is a video game that should never have been made. It's an utter pain in the ass. I have never played it, but my little sister Terena (she's seven) constantly plays it and the music kills me.

Play it before judging it.

[Minoriteeburg]

Personally, I have to say that the game Cooking Mama for the Nintendo DS is a video game that should never have been made. It's an utter pain in the ass. I have never played it, but my little sister Terena (she's seven) constantly plays it and the music kills me.

Play it before judging it.

^this.

[AETEN II]

Final Fantasy a fun game?

QUICKLY, WE NEED TO GET THESE PEOPLE THE BADASSERY OF THE BATTLEFIELD SERIES AND THE PURE LULZ OF THE HALOS OR THEY WILL DIE NURSE!

How is an rpg fun? Where are the flying warthogs, the hilarious noobs, the ninja snipers, the random nades, the epic snipes, the crazy MP vehicular combat, and most of all, where's mah CTF?

[Conserative Morality]

Final Fantasy a fun game?

QUICKLY, WE NEED TO GET THESE PEOPLE THE BADASSERY OF THE BATTLEFIELD SERIES AND THE PURE LULZ OF THE HALOS OR THEY WILL DIE NURSE!

How is an rpg fun? Where are the flying warthogs, the hilarious noobs, the ninja snipers, the random nades, the epic snipes, the crazy MP vehicular combat, and most of all, where's mah CTF?

I don't understand why actual storytelling and slower-paced gameplay is completely and utterly incomprehensible by the mindless FPS crowd.

[Minoriteeburg]

Final Fantasy a fun game?

QUICKLY, WE NEED TO GET THESE PEOPLE THE BADASSERY OF THE BATTLEFIELD SERIES AND THE PURE LULZ OF THE HALOS OR THEY WILL DIE NURSE!

How is an rpg fun? Where are the flying warthogs, the hilarious noobs, the ninja snipers, the random nades, the epic snipes, the crazy MP vehicular combat, and most of all, where's mah CTF?

I don't understand why actual storytelling and slower-paced gameplay is completely and utterly incomprehensible by the mindless FPS crowd.

Because if they can't get their one-minute, insta-kill they get bored.

[SaintB]

Final Fantasy a fun game?

QUICKLY, WE NEED TO GET THESE PEOPLE THE BADASSERY OF THE BATTLEFIELD SERIES AND THE PURE LULZ OF THE HALOS OR THEY WILL DIE NURSE!

How is an rpg fun? Where are the flying warthogs, the hilarious noobs, the ninja snipers, the random nades, the epic snipes, the crazy MP vehicular combat, and most of all, where's mah CTF?

I don't understand why actual storytelling and slower-paced gameplay is completely and utterly incomprehensible by the mindless FPS crowd.

I like both genres....

[Norstal]

I don't understand why actual storytelling and slower-paced gameplay is completely and utterly incomprehensible by the mindless FPS crowd.

Because if they can't get their one-minute, insta-kill they get bored.

It's all in the caps people, it's all in the caps.

[Gauthier]

I don't understand why actual storytelling and slower-paced gameplay is completely and utterly incomprehensible by the mindless FPS crowd.

Because if they can't get their one-minute, insta-kill they get bored.

Plus you can't headshot most random encounters, ha ha.

[Conserative Morality]

Because if they can't get their one-minute, insta-kill they get bored.

"A blade can cut
A fire can incinerate
But only a mind can truly destroy
To know oneself, and to know one's enemy
Those who fail at either lose the battle.
Those who fail at both lose more than from which they could ever recover-"

"YAAAWN Where's teh sniper rifle I wanna shoot something lololol so lame"

[Wiztopia]

Because if they can't get their one-minute, insta-kill they get bored.

Plus you can't headshot most random encounters, ha ha.

You can if the RPG has somebody who uses guns.

[SaintB]

Because if they can't get their one-minute, insta-kill they get bored.

Plus you can't headshot most random encounters, ha ha.

Borderlands....

[Minoriteeburg]

Plus you can't headshot most random encounters, ha ha.

Borderlands....

^this.

[Wilgrove]

Star Trek Online. Played it because of Wilgrove's recommendation. The gameplay doesn't suck though, but the bugs OH THE BUGS. And the lag too. What the hell was that. They need to fix stuff like that before releasing it to the public.

What lag and bugs specifically? Because I played the Demo and it wasn't laggy or buggy to me. The only reason I'm not playing it now is that I'm not really that big of a Star Trek fan.

[Minoriteeburg]

Star Trek Online. Played it because of Wilgrove's recommendation. The gameplay doesn't suck though, but the bugs OH THE BUGS. And the lag too. What the hell was that. They need to fix stuff like that before releasing it to the public.

What lag and bugs specifically? Because I played the Demo and it wasn't laggy or buggy to me. The only reason I'm not playing it now is that I'm not really that big of a Star Trek fan.

Well lesson learned, never take advice on buying a Star Trek game, from someone who isn't a Star Trek fan.

[Wilgrove]

What lag and bugs specifically? Because I played the Demo and it wasn't laggy or buggy to me. The only reason I'm not playing it now is that I'm not really that big of a Star Trek fan.

Well lesson learned, never take advice on buying a Star Trek game, from someone who isn't a Star Trek fan.

Touche. The ONLY complaint I had about the game was the ship control system didn't feel natural to me. They should've either used the EvE system or a joystick.

[Norstal]

Star Trek Online. Played it because of Wilgrove's recommendation. The gameplay doesn't suck though, but the bugs OH THE BUGS. And the lag too. What the hell was that. They need to fix stuff like that before releasing it to the public.

What lag and bugs specifically? Because I played the Demo and it wasn't laggy or buggy to me. The only reason I'm not playing it now is that I'm not really that big of a Star Trek fan.

Whenever I tried to sprint, the movement of the character would "float" as if they're not really running. Same with other animations. It freezes and then suddenly moves. Don't know if it's from internet connection (it wasn't that bad for other online games) or if it's from my hardware, but that's the only complain I have. It makes it hard for me to hit the enemy.

Course, it wouldn't be that big of a deal if it hadn't caused numerous moments of near-death experiences. >_>

Well lesson learned, never take advice on buying a Star Trek game, from someone who isn't a Star Trek fan.

I'll drink to that!

[Sucrati]

Ghostbusters + NES = Stair Fail

[Mosasauria]

FF7 greatest game ever? Its good but not that good. FF6 was far better and most SNES RPGS beat FF7.

FF6 didn't wow me. It was mostly just... boring.

Did you even play it?

[Mosasauria]

Those various Pokemon hacks, such as Chaos Black and Quartz.

[Minoriteeburg]

What lag and bugs specifically? Because I played the Demo and it wasn't laggy or buggy to me. The only reason I'm not playing it now is that I'm not really that big of a Star Trek fan.

Whenever I tried to sprint, the movement of the character would "float" as if they're not really running. Same with other animations. It freezes and then suddenly moves. Don't know if it's from internet connection (it wasn't that bad for other online games) or if it's from my hardware, but that's the only complain I have. It makes it hard for me to hit the enemy.

Course, it wouldn't be that big of a deal if it hadn't caused numerous moments of near-death experiences. >_>

Well lesson learned, never take advice on buying a Star Trek game, from someone who isn't a Star Trek fan.

I'll drink to that!

*Cheers*

[The Rich Port]

Plus you can't headshot most random encounters, ha ha.

Borderlands....

Borderlands suffers from multiplayeritis. It totally killed single player just so you could pwn some lackluster AI monkeys with your friends. It looked so goddamn promising, too.

[SaintB]

Borderlands....

Borderlands suffers from multiplayeritis. It totally killed single player just so you could pwn some lackluster AI monkeys with your friends. It looked so goddamn promising, too.

Still the best grinder game since Diablo II.