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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:15 pm

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I gave up after FFX. Pure trash.

I now have to kill you. Auron and Jecht do not deserve to be called trash.



If Auron was the main character it would not be trash...but since it was shitty Tidus....
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Postby Mediterreania » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:15 pm

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Cidosland wrote:95% of games based on either a television show or a movie suck balls. Try to name a video game (other than Star Wars I guess) that was based on a TV show or a movie and is actually good. Good luck, sir.

Not that hard to accomplish if you take the Goldeneye route. Goldeneye was great because Rare took their time and released it two years after the movie instead of rushing out a crappy product.


The problem is that, in order to make things simple, they usually make it a carbon copy of the story.

If they really wanted to make it good, they would make an MMO or role-playing game that takes place in the same universe as the movie.
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Postby Wiztopia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:52 am

Mediterreania wrote:
Hoyteca wrote:Not that hard to accomplish if you take the Goldeneye route. Goldeneye was great because Rare took their time and released it two years after the movie instead of rushing out a crappy product.


The problem is that, in order to make things simple, they usually make it a carbon copy of the story.

If they really wanted to make it good, they would make an MMO or role-playing game that takes place in the same universe as the movie.


Who cares? I would rather have a carbon copy of something than them ruining a good story. *cough anime *cough*

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Postby Laerod » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:01 am

Cidosland wrote:95% of games based on either a television show or a movie suck balls. Try to name a video game (other than Star Wars I guess) that was based on a TV show or a movie and is actually good. Good luck, sir.

Well, I'm told Escape from Butcher Bay was decent, though I've personally never played it. Battle for Middle Earth and Battle for Middle Earth II come to mind, though. Those were pretty fantastic games.

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Postby Syvorji » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:03 am

Sonic Unleashed for the Wii. Really, the game on the Wii sucked. I prefer my PS3 booze (ironically, I do not have it, and that is the only PS3 game I played). After completing the first few missions, I turned that game off, and let it collect dust.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:28 pm

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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:32 pm

E.T. for the Atari was pretty awful.
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Postby Wiztopia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:33 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:The Bouncer for PS2

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Ghostbusters (NES)


I barely remember Ghostbusters for NES.

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Postby Mosasauria » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:37 pm

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Flibbleites wrote:I'd love to know where you heard that about FF6, most people think it's the best of the series.



I might have been 5 then, it's been a few years

What are you talking about? 5 and 6 were both amazing.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:39 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:The Bouncer for PS2

3 Ninjas (SNES)

Go! Go! Ackman! (SNES)

Ghostbusters (NES)


I barely remember Ghostbusters for NES.



I was 8 when I last played it, and I still remember how shitty that game was.


The Ghostbusters game for 360/PS3/Wii(?) was badass. And written by and voiced by the original cast. It was basically Ghostbusters 3.
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Postby Wiztopia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:39 pm

Mosasauria wrote:
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I might have been 5 then, it's been a few years

What are you talking about? 5 and 6 were both amazing.


Only problem with 5 is what I mentioned in this post. viewtopic.php?p=5090840#p5090840

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Postby Mosasauria » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:43 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:What are you talking about? 5 and 6 were both amazing.


Only problem with 5 is what I mentioned in this post. viewtopic.php?p=5090840#p5090840
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Postby Saurisisia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:43 pm

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The Ghostbusters game for 360/PS3/Wii(?) was badass. And written by and voiced by the original cast. It was basically Ghostbusters 3.

I should really get Ghosbusters for the PS3.
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Postby Wiztopia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:44 pm

Mosasauria wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
Only problem with 5 is what I mentioned in this post. viewtopic.php?p=5090840#p5090840
Yeah, but Exdeath made it all worth it.


Maybe if I play next time I'll cheat to get fast points for mastering. :p

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Postby Lerro » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:45 pm

Civilisation IV.

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Postby Saurisisia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:45 pm

Laerod wrote:
Cidosland wrote:95% of games based on either a television show or a movie suck balls. Try to name a video game (other than Star Wars I guess) that was based on a TV show or a movie and is actually good. Good luck, sir.

Well, I'm told Escape from Butcher Bay was decent, though I've personally never played it. Battle for Middle Earth and Battle for Middle Earth II come to mind, though. Those were pretty fantastic games.

Man, I have both and they're awesome (and a bit funny at times).
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Postby Mosasauria » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:45 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:Yeah, but Exdeath made it all worth it.


Maybe if I play next time I'll cheat to get fast points for mastering. :p

I remember hacking one of my games once...
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Postby Wiztopia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:46 pm

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Maybe if I play next time I'll cheat to get fast points for mastering. :p

I remember hacking one of my games once...


Hacking? I meant something like Game Genie.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:48 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
The Ghostbusters game for 360/PS3/Wii(?) was badass. And written by and voiced by the original cast. It was basically Ghostbusters 3.

I should really get Ghosbusters for the PS3.


You really should. I'm sure it's only about 20 bucks by now. It's not the best game technically, but it is a lot of fun. And it seems like the Dan Akroyd really wanted it to be good (for the budget it had).

It has a pretty solid Story Mode, but the Multiplayer sadly gets stale fast. Mostly because most of the people that play it are 12 year olds.
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Postby Saurisisia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:49 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:I should really get Ghosbusters for the PS3.


You really should. I'm sure it's only about 20 bucks by now. It's not the best game technically, but it is a lot of fun. And it seems like the Dan Akroyd really wanted it to be good (for the budget it had).

It has a pretty solid Story Mode, but the Multiplayer sadly gets stale fast. Mostly because most of the people that play it are 12 year olds.

Sounds good.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:50 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:I remember hacking one of my games once...


Hacking? I meant something like Game Genie.



Game Genie :bow:


How else would I have had the time to beat most of the Mega Man games? (although i have gone back and beaten most of them [Damn you 5!!].)
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Postby Wiztopia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:50 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
You really should. I'm sure it's only about 20 bucks by now. It's not the best game technically, but it is a lot of fun. And it seems like the Dan Akroyd really wanted it to be good (for the budget it had).

It has a pretty solid Story Mode, but the Multiplayer sadly gets stale fast. Mostly because most of the people that play it are 12 year olds.

Sounds good.


12 year olds playing multiplayer never sounds good.

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Postby Norstal » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:50 pm

Unreal Tournament 3. Not much effort was put into it. It's all the same damn thing as the previous UT games.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:52 pm

Norstal wrote:Unreal Tournament 3. Not much effort was put into it. It's all the same damn thing as the previous UT games.



Is it sad that I have never played that game?
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Postby Mosasauria » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:52 pm

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