Video Games That Shouldn't Have Been Made

[Primo Victoria]

while i'm at it, Army men: Soldiers of Misfortune.

I will punch you in your flag

Don't get me wrong, I love the Army men series, Army men Air Combat (or Air Assault for you ps2 lovers) is one of my favorite games of all time. But Soldiers of Misfortune was released after 3DOs died and is the definition of crap.

[Sun Aut Ex]

You're annoyed at Tidus and Vaan for being whiny and having no personality, right?

Because it would be just plain stupid to bash them for being androgynous.

Little from column A, little from column B. I'd be lying if I said androgynous is a positive aspect of those characters.

[Makiir]

Lul wut? 9 was one of the best in the series.

I love how people seem to hate 9 and 8. While 8 is bad past Laguna Loire, 9 is amazing.

I LOVED 8 but nine is almost as bad as 13, I've heard 6 was crap as well (or was it 5?)

[Rethymnon]

Command and Conquer 4 : Tiberian Twilight. Its a disgrace...best way to ruin a more-than-a-decade-old series of GOOD games.

[Norstal]

Command and Conquer 4 : Tiberian Twilight. Its a disgrace...best way to ruin a more-than-a-decade-old series of GOOD games.

There's more Tiberium in Sims 3: World Adventures than there are in C&C4.

[Chinese Regions]

COD: BO(Call of Duty: Black Ops) shouldn't have been made.

[Rethymnon]

Command and Conquer 4 : Tiberian Twilight. Its a disgrace...best way to ruin a more-than-a-decade-old series of GOOD games.

There's more Tiberium in Sims 3: World Adventures than there are in C&C4.

I salute the truth in that statement

[AETEN II]

Tron Legacy, it sucks, in all aspects.
I love how the manual tries to call Tron a TPS though

[Flibbleites]

I love how people seem to hate 9 and 8. While 8 is bad past Laguna Loire, 9 is amazing.

I LOVED 8 but nine is almost as bad as 13, I've heard 6 was crap as well (or was it 5?)

I'd love to know where you heard that about FF6, most people think it's the best of the series.

[Makiir]

I LOVED 8 but nine is almost as bad as 13, I've heard 6 was crap as well (or was it 5?)

I'd love to know where you heard that about FF6, most people think it's the best of the series.

I might have been 5 then, it's been a few years

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

I'd love to know where you heard that about FF6, most people think it's the best of the series.

I might have been 5 then, it's been a few years

I'm not sure V was even released in the US. I know it took a hell of a long time before II and III were released as II and III. VI was wonderful, though.

[Makiir]

I might have been 5 then, it's been a few years

I'm not sure V was even released in the US. I know it took a hell of a long time before II and III were released as II and III. VI was wonderful, though.

Well whatever it was called

[Xenohumanity]

Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
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[The Corparation]

Command and Conquer 4 : Tiberian Twilight. Its a disgrace...best way to ruin a more-than-a-decade-old series of GOOD games.

There's more Tiberium in Sims 3: World Adventures than there are in C&C4.

Lols.

Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
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No. That was the greatest game ever since custers revenge.

[Sun Aut Ex]

I LOVED 8 but nine is almost as bad as 13

That's ridiculous. What are you basing this on?

[Flibbleites]

I might have been 5 then, it's been a few years

I'm not sure V was even released in the US. I know it took a hell of a long time before II and III were released as II and III. VI was wonderful, though.

It was, first as part of Final Fantasy Anthology for the PlayStation (with FFVI being the other part) then later on for the GBA.

[Nimzonia]

If programming were easier, wouldn't I have made a game by now? Wouldn't the oligopoly video game publishers hold just not exist? Wouldn't there be more small video game companies? Why are there only 639 Xbox 360 games in its entire library? Wouldn't there be more auteurs? If it's not programming, why do all these problems exist?

Programming is totally easier now. I've written tons of games with C#/XNA that I never would have bothered writing if I had to use C++. Hooray for automatic memory management.

To the OP: Chrono Cross. Most retarded plot in a video game, ever.

[Wiztopia]

I'm not sure V was even released in the US. I know it took a hell of a long time before II and III were released as II and III. VI was wonderful, though.

It was, first as part of Final Fantasy Anthology for the PlayStation (with FFVI being the other part) then later on for the GBA.

I played the SNES fan translation. 5 isn't crap but it isn't that good either. The AP point thing was annoying. Took forever to master a class.

[Wilgrove]

If programming were easier, wouldn't I have made a game by now? Wouldn't the oligopoly video game publishers hold just not exist? Wouldn't there be more small video game companies? Why are there only 639 Xbox 360 games in its entire library? Wouldn't there be more auteurs? If it's not programming, why do all these problems exist?

Programming is totally easier now. I've written tons of games with C#/XNA that I never would have bothered writing if I had to use C++. Hooray for automatic memory management.

To the OP: Chrono Cross. Most retarded plot in a video game, ever.

How easy is it to learn C#/XNA?

[Norstal]

If programming were easier, wouldn't I have made a game by now? Wouldn't the oligopoly video game publishers hold just not exist? Wouldn't there be more small video game companies? Why are there only 639 Xbox 360 games in its entire library? Wouldn't there be more auteurs? If it's not programming, why do all these problems exist?

Programming is totally easier now. I've written tons of games with C#/XNA that I never would have bothered writing if I had to use C++. Hooray for automatic memory management.

Programming is easy. Maintaining the program is not. Especially if you release it to millions of people.

[Norstal]

Programming is totally easier now. I've written tons of games with C#/XNA that I never would have bothered writing if I had to use C++. Hooray for automatic memory management.

To the OP: Chrono Cross. Most retarded plot in a video game, ever.

How easy is it to learn C#/XNA?

Most Object-oriented programming languages are easy. The only ones I thought were hard (for total newbies) is Ruby, Perl, and FORTRAN. Python as well, to an extent.

[Sun Aut Ex]

How easy is it to learn C#/XNA?

It's harder to learn HOW to program than it is to learn actual languages.

Besides, if you're going to make even a small game, you need graphics. So just being a code monkey won't cut it.

[Sun Aut Ex]

Programming is easy. Maintaining the program is not. Especially if you release it to millions of people.

Oh yeah. I've heard that testing, ideally, should take as long as writing does. Of course, that's not economical, which is why so many broken games are released.

[Cidosland]

95% of games based on either a television show or a movie suck balls. Try to name a video game (other than Star Wars I guess) that was based on a TV show or a movie and is actually good. Good luck, sir.

[Hoyteca]

95% of games based on either a television show or a movie suck balls. Try to name a video game (other than Star Wars I guess) that was based on a TV show or a movie and is actually good. Good luck, sir.

Not that hard to accomplish if you take the Goldeneye route. Goldeneye was great because Rare took their time and released it two years after the movie instead of rushing out a crappy product.