Video Games That Shouldn't Have Been Made

by **Sciox** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:29 am

Call of duty black ops. That game was made up of nothing but the shit that you won't find at the bottom of the barrel.

by **Tergnitz** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:34 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:WoW, Starcraft II, Wild Arms 4 and 5, Metroid: Other M.

You're dead to me.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the anti-Christ.

by **Tocos are yummy** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:53 am

Games on the Cd-i. >:(

by **Norstal** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:18 am

Tocos are yummy wrote:Games on the Cd-i.

Nonono. The Cd-i itself.

by **Louis XXIV** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:19 am

Miami Vice for C64

by **Mostly armless** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:10 am

The Matthew Islands wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Generals/Zero Hour = Best C&C

May I please direct you to this video so that you may understand why that is just wrong.

The argument in that video was basically, "EA made the game therefore it must be bad!"

Seriously, the video had maybe 3 criticisms of the actual game, which was pretty good.

by **Arkinesia** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:27 am

Sciox wrote:Call of duty black ops. That game was made up of nothing but the shit that you won't find at the bottom of the barrel.

Black Ops actually had a half-assed plot, unlike that shitstorm MW2.

by **AETEN II** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:35 am

Arkinesia wrote:
Sciox wrote:Call of duty black ops. That game was made up of nothing but the shit that you won't find at the bottom of the barrel.

Black Ops actually had a half-assed plot, unlike that shitstorm MW2.

MW2's campaign was good for the military fps group, I just liked the the fact it felt like hell had opened up and was destroying the Earth. And I could keep track of it, BO was random, nuts, I got mind fucked, but in the bad way.

by **L3 Communications** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:38 am

AETEN II wrote:
Arkinesia wrote:Black Ops actually had a half-assed plot, unlike that shitstorm MW2.

MW2's campaign was good for the military fps group, I just liked the the fact it felt like hell had opened up and was destroying the Earth. And I could keep track of it, BO was random, nuts, I got mind fucked, but in the bad way.

MW2 was a rip off of the past ten years of bad Michael Bay films.

BO was random, but at least it was somewhat original. It automatically wins just because of that.

by **Arkinesia** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:40 am

AETEN II wrote:
Arkinesia wrote:Black Ops actually had a half-assed plot, unlike that shitstorm MW2.

MW2's campaign was good for the military fps group, I just liked the the fact it felt like hell had opened up and was destroying the Earth. And I could keep track of it, BO was random, nuts, I got mind fucked, but in the bad way.

No it did not. MW2 left more plot holes than a wedge of Swiss cheese, and the gun selection was terrible for a 'modern' warfare game. Not to mention where were the -74s and -100 series? It's not 1948 anymore, IW. And the HK weapons? Where the fuck are they?

Aside from that the characters were hilariously awful, like Ghost, an idiotic wanker who carries the M4A1 even though it sucks tits. Price's character got raped as he went from a special ops kind of guy in MW to a wanker in MW2 who just wants to shoot some people. Basically every good MW character turned into a wanker and all the new characters were wankers too.

Black Ops had characters that weren't wankers, and the twist at the end was fun. Plus, Cold War.

by **AETEN II** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:42 am

With that logic, Bad Co 2's campaign had a full ass and kicked major ass.

by **L3 Communications** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:45 am

Black Ops had Ed Harris. End of story.

Bad Coy. had a fun SP, even if it was a semi-rip of Three Kings.

by **Traceynia** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:46 am

Homworld 2 was a terrible excuse for a game, especially following the masterpiece that was Homeworld.

by **Mushrenia** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:35 am

L3 Communications wrote:Black Ops had Ed Harris. End of story.

Bad Coy. had a fun SP, even if it was a semi-rip of Three Kings.

Ed Harris fell off a catwalk 15 minutes after you met him.

Dwi

by **Minoriteeburg** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:46 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
What's wrong with Guitar Hero?

If you want to learn to play, learn to play the guitar IRL. It will be, at least, actually useful.

What if you do both? Like me?

by **Wiztopia** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:54 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
If you want to learn to play, learn to play the guitar IRL. It will be, at least, actually useful.

What if you do both? Like me?

Then you're wasting your time playing a video game when you could be playing guitar. Well at least that's what she would say.

by **Arkinesia** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:15 pm

AETEN II wrote:With that logic, Bad Co 2's campaign had a full ass and kicked major ass.

/me suspects the poster has no actual counterpoint and is forced to resort to an irrelevant point.

by **L3 Communications** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:19 pm

Mushrenia wrote:
L3 Communications wrote:Black Ops had Ed Harris. End of story.

Bad Coy. had a fun SP, even if it was a semi-rip of Three Kings.

Ed Harris fell off a catwalk 15 minutes after you met him.

Dwi

Ed Harris punched you in the face, though.

That clearly nullifies any continuity errors and piss poor decisions within the plot, as well as cliches.

by **Bezo** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:22 pm

Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 through Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe inclusive.

Mortal Kombat (2011) may finally be getting things right, however.

by **Chernobyl-Pripyat** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:23 pm

Every call of duty after 4, that ET game and Operation Flashpoint Dragon Rising :mad:

by **French Union** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:29 pm

I'm adding homefront to my list. Its like a bad version of Bad Company 2 on hardcore mode with servers from hell.

by **Minoriteeburg** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:22 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

What if you do both? Like me?

Then you're wasting your time playing a video game when you could be playing guitar. Well at least that's what she would say.

Such a bad arguement though. If someone wanted to play a real guitar they would go out and buy one. And take lessons.

And I haven't heard of guitar sales plummeting because of these games.

To me it is the second best drinking video game there is next to Worms Armageddon.

by **L3 Communications** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:33 pm

Chernobyl-Pripyat wrote:Every call of duty after 4, that ET game and Operation Flashpoint Dragon Rising

arma 2 blew my mind

srs

by **Imperial isa** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:50 pm

said it before D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D_%28video_game%29

by **The Corparation** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:13 pm

French Union wrote:I'm adding homefront to my list. Its like a bad version of Bad Company 2 on hardcore mode with servers from hell.

So don't buy it is what you're saying? Glad I got Crysis 2 then.

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