A Very Serious Topic

[Oil exporting People]

Well, this is a new low for these forums.

[West Leas Oros]

Well, this is a new low for these forums.

“MR ASSFACE!”

[Krasny-Volny]

Well, this is a new low for these forums.

Last slow month before summer.

[Olthar]

I wish I could get a toilet with a bidet, but I'm too poor for that. Toilet paper gives me a horrible rash and really starts to hurt when I have those days where I go, like, five or six times.

[United Mercenary Firms]

five or six times.

You need to see a physician and get that checked out.

[Olthar]

five or six times.

You need to see a physician and get that checked out.

If I'm too poor for a bidet, what makes you think I can afford healthcare?

[Brizalia]

I wipe my ass standing up, I'll use almost a whole pack of baby wipes. If I sit down then shit all goes wrong from there. *long story short the shit was not on the baby wipes.*

*shivers*

[Great Minarchistan]

I wash my ass, stand up and fold some eight pieces of TP into a single one and wipe it until it's clean. If it's not I just keep taking more toilet paper until it's absolutely dry

and why the fuck are the discussing about this, it's 2:50am rn

[West Leas Oros]

I wash my ass, fold some eight pieces of TP into a single one and wipe it until it's clean. If it's not I just keep taking more toilet paper until it's absolutely dry

and why the fuck are the discussing about this, it's 2:50am rn

It’s 12:49 where I live.

[Great Minarchistan]

I wash my ass, fold some eight pieces of TP into a single one and wipe it until it's clean. If it's not I just keep taking more toilet paper until it's absolutely dry

and why the fuck are the discussing about this, it's 2:50am rn

It’s 12:49 where I live.

Yeah whatever, it's monday tomorrow
p.s.: today

[Partybus]

I am a sit down wiper. Have you ever used a duel seat open air outhouse? Everyone's wipe style is right out there...
This thread could use more ruffage...

[MERIZoC]

I bend my dick back and use the urine to wash away the fecal matter

[Gospel Power]

I have slaves to do that for me

[Dagnia]

I used to wipe sitting down, and if the sink was next to the toilet, I'd always get the toilet paper wet. After a trip overseas where they have these hose attachments on the toilet for squirting a jet of water up your bum, I hunted for something similar because I never felt so clean back there. For my next place, I'm getting a Japanese toilet with the water jet, seat warmer, and sounds for when you're making a lot of potentially embarrassing noise.

[Danceria]

I must say, this is fucking magnificent. This thread is now pure gold.

Thank you OP, for sticking around ten years...I'm half your age (roughly in NS years).

Shine on, you crazy space cowboys/girls. Make sure your ass be like the grass. Properly maintained and reviving of much nutrients.

[Dumb Ideologies]

I bend my dick back and use the urine to wash away the fecal matter

Resourceful.

[West Leas Oros]

I bend my dick back and use the urine to wash away the fecal matter

Resourceful.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[The Blaatschapen]

I don't wipe my ass. My hooves can't reach that spot.

Wait, so does the wool act like natural toilet paper or something?

We use rabbits for that.

A bear said to a rabbit,"Do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said,"No, why?" Then the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt.

[Partybus]

Wait, so does the wool act like natural toilet paper or something?

We use rabbits for that.

Wait, is this a reference to the joke about the bear and the rabbit taking a shit together in the woods? Because regardless, this thread is the perfect venue for it ;

A bear said to a rabbit,"Do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said,"No, why?" Then the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt.

[The South Falls]

Wait, so does the wool act like natural toilet paper or something?

We use rabbits for that.

A bear said to a rabbit,"Do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said,"No, why?" Then the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt.

Fine then. I just wipe with a few bull horns. Go TEXAS!

[Internationalist Bastard]

I stand, wipe, inspect to ensure nothing is wrong, flush.

[Dylar]

This is one quality shitpost right here.

[Sefionto-Redu]

Who keeps track of that? I guess it varies?

[Thermodolia]

I proudly stand and wipe, as I do appreciate the extra blood flow to my legs that the option grants me over just sitting down. I am also a proud user of baby/wet wipes, the ideal product with which to wipe.

Though when I was in Japan, I had some rather interesting experiences with the water jets that left me feeling rather violated but also squeaky clean.

Wet wipes are awesome. So much better than regular paper

[Bombadil]

I proudly stand and wipe, as I do appreciate the extra blood flow to my legs that the option grants me over just sitting down. I am also a proud user of baby/wet wipes, the ideal product with which to wipe.

Though when I was in Japan, I had some rather interesting experiences with the water jets that left me feeling rather violated but also squeaky clean.

Wet wipes are awesome. So much better than regular paper

Wet wipes are a key cause of the enormous fatbergs in sewers these days.. though not sure if that's a good or bad thing cos fatbergs are pretty awesome.

Funnily enough a look into the composition of fatbergs showed half the 'drugs' were performance enhancers and steroids, we decry the drug problem yet half the city and politicians are at the gym every day consuming..

Anyhoo..