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Barboneia
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:52 pm

Allancia wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Are you trying to tempt me? Because it's working.

Tempt you to what? Embrace your masculinity?

...Sure, let's put it like that.
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The Martian Hegemony
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Postby The Martian Hegemony » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:53 pm

Charlia wrote:
The Martian Hegemony wrote:
Supreme Ringleader an Commander-in-Chief of Nerd And Geek Forces, and Supervisor of Division Between Geeks and Nerds, Southeast Oversector. Reporting for duty!

Pshaw, I'm the Supreme Dictator For Life of the NGD. Suckers. BOW BEFORE ME!

You are soon to realize that a coup has been silently in progress for two years, and my followers have all executed their final parts of the plan within minutes of each other. You now have no support in any field, and I am the true ruler. In minutes, you may be forced to bow before me at gunpoint should you decide to not run. Should you decide to run, you will encounter precisely 7 of my agents at various choke points along your most likely path, who will all report their findings to their spymasters. You are now officially wanted for treason. Have fun.
5.)Total peace, no conflict, total harmony and no real need for military
4.)Heightened security, spying agencies pick up the effort a little
3.)Air and Space forces are prepared to mobilize within 15 minutes
2.)Entire military can deploy within 3 hours of command, some small conflicts may be happening.
1.)War has begun, parts of the military or entire military are actively fighting
0.)War has reached a peak, entire military is mobilized, nuclear warheads and other WMDs have been launched.

Current DEFCON: 4
THIS NATION IS FT/FFT/FanT. IT DOES NOT USE NS STATS.
Political war in Polaria 2: WON
Nomad War: WON
First Separatist War: WON
Second Separatist War: In progress
First Fascist War of Demalia: Withdrawn due to internal affairs

Proud Leader of the COD. TG for info!
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The Martian Hegemony
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Postby The Martian Hegemony » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:53 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
The Martian Hegemony wrote:To the AN, your post has drastically impacted the future of the Universe in ways you cannot imagine.

Marshy! :hug: :hug:

Hello, Salazar!
5.)Total peace, no conflict, total harmony and no real need for military
4.)Heightened security, spying agencies pick up the effort a little
3.)Air and Space forces are prepared to mobilize within 15 minutes
2.)Entire military can deploy within 3 hours of command, some small conflicts may be happening.
1.)War has begun, parts of the military or entire military are actively fighting
0.)War has reached a peak, entire military is mobilized, nuclear warheads and other WMDs have been launched.

Current DEFCON: 4
THIS NATION IS FT/FFT/FanT. IT DOES NOT USE NS STATS.
Political war in Polaria 2: WON
Nomad War: WON
First Separatist War: WON
Second Separatist War: In progress
First Fascist War of Demalia: Withdrawn due to internal affairs

Proud Leader of the COD. TG for info!
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The Danish Confederacy
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:54 pm

#HaveaWank
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
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[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Dread Lady Nathicana
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:54 pm

New Babylonia wrote:
Allancia wrote:Tempt you to what? Embrace your masculinity?

It certainly didn't do that to me.

Then again, yknow, hard to be masculine when you brain switches between "I'm a dude." "I'm a girl" and "I'm... not really sure what i am to be honest with you."
Sometimes, it doesn't even think its human. Truly a marvelous device.

How about "I'm me." :) It's all good.
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The Martian Hegemony
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Postby The Martian Hegemony » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:54 pm

Allancia wrote:
The Martian Hegemony wrote:To the AN, your post has drastically impacted the future of the Universe in ways you cannot imagine.

How so?

Butterflies. Incredibly complex ones incomprehensible on a human level.
5.)Total peace, no conflict, total harmony and no real need for military
4.)Heightened security, spying agencies pick up the effort a little
3.)Air and Space forces are prepared to mobilize within 15 minutes
2.)Entire military can deploy within 3 hours of command, some small conflicts may be happening.
1.)War has begun, parts of the military or entire military are actively fighting
0.)War has reached a peak, entire military is mobilized, nuclear warheads and other WMDs have been launched.

Current DEFCON: 4
THIS NATION IS FT/FFT/FanT. IT DOES NOT USE NS STATS.
Political war in Polaria 2: WON
Nomad War: WON
First Separatist War: WON
Second Separatist War: In progress
First Fascist War of Demalia: Withdrawn due to internal affairs

Proud Leader of the COD. TG for info!
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Val Halla
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Postby Val Halla » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:54 pm

New Babylonia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Like the Los Santos basketball team!

I'm a massive nerd...

*Ahem*

Hello there, i am the Psychotic Mastermind of Planning Nerdy and Evil Things, Fulton, NY, branch. What might your title be?

No, i'm not kidding. We actually did that. That's my legit title.

Chief Otaku of House Nekomusume, Shojou-Sensei of Fantasy RPGs and Dark Anime.
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Jute
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Jute » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:55 pm

New Babylonia wrote:
Allancia wrote:Tempt you to what? Embrace your masculinity?

It certainly didn't do that to me.

Then again, yknow, hard to be masculine when you brain switches between "I'm a dude." "I'm a girl" and "I'm... not really sure what i am to be honest with you."
Sometimes, it doesn't even think its human. Truly a marvelous device.

That sounds rough, and I can even relate to a point.
Carl Sagan, astrophysicist and atheist wrote:"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
When we recognize our place in an immensity of light-years and in the passage of ages,
when we grasp the intricacy, beauty, and subtlety of life, then that soaring feeling,
that sense of elation and humility combined, is surely spiritual...
The notion that science and spirituality are somehow mutually exclusive does a disservice to both."
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Allancia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allancia » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:55 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Allancia wrote:Tempt you to what? Embrace your masculinity?

...Sure, let's put it like that.

Oh.
I see.
Barbancia lives on.
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The Martian Hegemony
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Postby The Martian Hegemony » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:56 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
The Martian Hegemony wrote:
Hello, Salazar!

*Hugs you*

I'm going to try to get Evannova95 to come onto a star wars website I'm making!

What do you think?

Patience, young- ah, shit, that must happen!
5.)Total peace, no conflict, total harmony and no real need for military
4.)Heightened security, spying agencies pick up the effort a little
3.)Air and Space forces are prepared to mobilize within 15 minutes
2.)Entire military can deploy within 3 hours of command, some small conflicts may be happening.
1.)War has begun, parts of the military or entire military are actively fighting
0.)War has reached a peak, entire military is mobilized, nuclear warheads and other WMDs have been launched.

Current DEFCON: 4
THIS NATION IS FT/FFT/FanT. IT DOES NOT USE NS STATS.
Political war in Polaria 2: WON
Nomad War: WON
First Separatist War: WON
Second Separatist War: In progress
First Fascist War of Demalia: Withdrawn due to internal affairs

Proud Leader of the COD. TG for info!
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Dread Lady Nathicana
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:56 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:How about "I'm me." :) It's all good.

Mommy! :hug:

... wat? :eyebrow:
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The Martian Hegemony
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Postby The Martian Hegemony » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:57 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:
Deian salazar wrote:Mommy! :hug:

... wat? :eyebrow:

This is getting rather personal/touchy-feely.
5.)Total peace, no conflict, total harmony and no real need for military
4.)Heightened security, spying agencies pick up the effort a little
3.)Air and Space forces are prepared to mobilize within 15 minutes
2.)Entire military can deploy within 3 hours of command, some small conflicts may be happening.
1.)War has begun, parts of the military or entire military are actively fighting
0.)War has reached a peak, entire military is mobilized, nuclear warheads and other WMDs have been launched.

Current DEFCON: 4
THIS NATION IS FT/FFT/FanT. IT DOES NOT USE NS STATS.
Political war in Polaria 2: WON
Nomad War: WON
First Separatist War: WON
Second Separatist War: In progress
First Fascist War of Demalia: Withdrawn due to internal affairs

Proud Leader of the COD. TG for info!
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Barboneia
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:58 pm

Allancia wrote:
Barboneia wrote:...Sure, let's put it like that.

Oh.
I see.
Barbancia lives on.

Nyess...

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:
Deian salazar wrote:Mommy! :hug:

... wat? :eyebrow:

Dread Lady Nathicana, you are NOT the mother! *screaming and cheering*
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The Serbian Empire
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:59 pm

The Wolven League wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:I've seen a tornado elemental the other day, a terrifying force it is.


Mudcrabs exist in both Skyrim and in real life.

Wat, MUDCRABS FUCKING EXIST???

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

The good news is that they aren't even a quarter as big as they are in Skyrim.
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Reploid Productions
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Reploid Productions » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:00 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Nyess...


Dread Lady Nathicana, you are NOT the mother! *screaming and cheering*

She is ;-;
Unless Reppy wants to be the mem.
Or frizz.

I prefer to be the crazy aunt, personally.
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Charlia
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Postby Charlia » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:00 pm

The Martian Hegemony wrote:
Charlia wrote:Pshaw, I'm the Supreme Dictator For Life of the NGD. Suckers. BOW BEFORE ME!

You are soon to realize that a coup has been silently in progress for two years, and my followers have all executed their final parts of the plan within minutes of each other. You now have no support in any field, and I am the true ruler. In minutes, you may be forced to bow before me at gunpoint should you decide to not run. Should you decide to run, you will encounter precisely 7 of my agents at various choke points along your most likely path, who will all report their findings to their spymasters. You are now officially wanted for treason. Have fun.

Until I take the TARDIS to the future and bring back the Dominion to unleash upon you.

You are now officially dead. Have fun.
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New Babylonia
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Postby New Babylonia » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:01 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:
Deian salazar wrote:Mommy! :hug:

... wat? :eyebrow:

Wait, we can hug the mods? YAY!

:hug:
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Val Halla
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Postby Val Halla » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:01 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Deian salazar wrote:She is ;-;
Unless Reppy wants to be the mem.
Or frizz.

I prefer to be the crazy aunt, personally.

Who is the grumpy uncle nobody talks to then? :o
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The Serbian Empire
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:01 pm

New Babylonia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Like the Los Santos basketball team!

I'm a massive nerd...

*Ahem*

Hello there, i am the Psychotic Mastermind of Planning Nerdy and Evil Things, Fulton, NY, branch. What might your title be?

No, i'm not kidding. We actually did that. That's my legit title.

I'm the Industrial Repair Tech and Wrench Wench of NS.
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Ethel mermania
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ethel mermania » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:01 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:... wat? :eyebrow:

I adopt you as my mother :twisted:
you have no say in this.
on the bright side.
I'm a loving son :p

On the internet it's rude not to ask you new mother for permission first.
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United States of Conner
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Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Conner » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:02 pm

I might actually be first. Cool.

Fuck. Did I really forget to hit post?
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The Martian Hegemony
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Postby The Martian Hegemony » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:02 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:I prefer to be the crazy aunt, personally.

Well this is what I'm doing:
Every mod is the mother of several nations on here
Max Barry is the father of all of these nations.

Are you calling Lord Barry Polygamous?
5.)Total peace, no conflict, total harmony and no real need for military
4.)Heightened security, spying agencies pick up the effort a little
3.)Air and Space forces are prepared to mobilize within 15 minutes
2.)Entire military can deploy within 3 hours of command, some small conflicts may be happening.
1.)War has begun, parts of the military or entire military are actively fighting
0.)War has reached a peak, entire military is mobilized, nuclear warheads and other WMDs have been launched.

Current DEFCON: 4
THIS NATION IS FT/FFT/FanT. IT DOES NOT USE NS STATS.
Political war in Polaria 2: WON
Nomad War: WON
First Separatist War: WON
Second Separatist War: In progress
First Fascist War of Demalia: Withdrawn due to internal affairs

Proud Leader of the COD. TG for info!
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Reploid Productions
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Reploid Productions » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:02 pm

Val Halla wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:I prefer to be the crazy aunt, personally.

Who is the grumpy uncle nobody talks to then? :o

Fris?
Forum mod since May 8, 2003 -- Game mod since May 19, 2003 -- Nation turned 20 on March 23, 2023!
Sunset's DoGA FAQ - For those using DoGA to make their NS military and such.
One Stop Rules Shop -- Reppy's Sig Workshop -- Getting Help Page
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
Char Aznable/Giant Meteor 2024! - Forcing humanity to move into space and progress whether we goddamn want to or not!
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Barboneia
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Founded: Sep 17, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:02 pm

The Serbian Empire wrote:
New Babylonia wrote:*Ahem*

Hello there, i am the Psychotic Mastermind of Planning Nerdy and Evil Things, Fulton, NY, branch. What might your title be?

No, i'm not kidding. We actually did that. That's my legit title.

I'm the Industrial Repair Tech and Wrench Wench of NS.

I'm Detective Slug Phelps, LAPD, badge 1247, Scourge of the Traffic Department and Celebrated Partner of Stefan Bekowsky.
Depressing Nordic semi-socialist commonwealth filled with Lovecraftian horrors, man-eating fox people, Finns, bizarre accents, Saabs, and Volvos.
A collection of some of my NationStates artwork.
On the Commonwealth National Security Bureau.
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Allancia
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Founded: Jul 24, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allancia » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:04 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Allancia wrote:Oh.
I see.
Barbancia lives on.

Nyess...

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:... wat? :eyebrow:

Dread Lady Nathicana, you are NOT the mother! *screaming and cheering*

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