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Donald Trump may be the first President we'd like to see playing more golf. Playing golf is the least harmful thing he does.

Could we perhaps rig the game? Get Trump's handicap down to around par, bribe all the professionals to sandbag, and get him a wildcard entry to the PGA Championship this August? And let him win?

Admittedly that would only keep him away from Twitter (or any other official business) for a few weeks ... are there any other sports Donald Trump might play?

AiliailiA wrote:Donald Trump may be the first President we'd like to see playing more golf. Playing golf is the least harmful thing he does.

Could we perhaps rig the game? Get Trump's handicap down to around par, bribe all the professionals to sandbag, and get him a wildcard entry to the PGA Championship this August? And let him win?

Admittedly that would only keep him away from Twitter (or any other official business) for a few weeks ... are there any other sports Donald Trump might play?

Sailing? If he sails around the world, he could be away for months, or even years.

Thermodolia wrote:So Alex Jones is back in the news with another child sex ring. This time on mars. https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... nasa-says/

NASA did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

In no way do I claim equal scientific or reputational status to NASA, but I humbly suggest to all of NS General that we follow their lead.

Hydesland wrote:We're doomed tbh https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 7168071680

woah

Sane Outcasts wrote:

Galloism wrote:The shit did I just watch.

An official statement from the White House.

Well, when you put it that way...

Nope, even more crazy.

Thermodolia wrote:So Alex Jones is back in the news with another child sex ring. This time on mars. https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... nasa-says/

Run by Hillary Clinton and her Gay Alien Frog masters.

Gauthier wrote:

Thermodolia wrote:So Alex Jones is back in the news with another child sex ring. This time on mars. https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... nasa-says/

Run by Hillary Clinton and her Gay Alien Frog masters.

There's no way he could legit believe that, right.

Right?

Right?

Anyone?

Salandriagado wrote:

AiliailiA wrote:Donald Trump may be the first President we'd like to see playing more golf. Playing golf is the least harmful thing he does.

Could we perhaps rig the game? Get Trump's handicap down to around par, bribe all the professionals to sandbag, and get him a wildcard entry to the PGA Championship this August? And let him win?

Admittedly that would only keep him away from Twitter (or any other official business) for a few weeks ... are there any other sports Donald Trump might play?

Sailing? If he sails around the world, he could be away for months, or even years.

Circumnavigation sailing, that is genius! Much better than a golf championship.

Is there some sport which combines ocean sailing, natural-fibre bungee jumping and monster trucks? If there isn't, maybe we could invent it and allow Trump to become the first world champion of it.

Galloism wrote:

Gauthier wrote:Run by Hillary Clinton and her Gay Alien Frog masters.

There's no way he could legit believe that, right.

Right?

Right?

Anyone?

Well his lawyer did say that was a character he's playing.

Galloism wrote:

Gauthier wrote:Run by Hillary Clinton and her Gay Alien Frog masters.

There's no way he could legit believe that, right.

Right?

Right?

Anyone?

NASA is right. Do not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Alex Jones has been Andy Kaufman's finest work. Forget the Bill Hicks lies.

Hydesland wrote:We're doomed tbh https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 7168071680

I wonder if Vince McMahon would take offense at being called CNN?

AiliailiA wrote:

Salandriagado wrote:
Sailing? If he sails around the world, he could be away for months, or even years.

Circumnavigation sailing, that is genius! Much better than a golf championship.

Is there some sport which combines ocean sailing, natural-fibre bungee jumping and monster trucks? If there isn't, maybe we could invent it and allow Trump to become the first world champion of it.

Hey, he likes space, right? How about circumnavigating Mars? By unicycle?

AiliailiA wrote:

Galloism wrote:There's no way he could legit believe that, right.

Right?

Right?

Anyone?

NASA is right. Do not immediately respond to requests for comment.

The only reason NASA failed to comment is that they were laughing so hard they couldn't form a complete sentence.

Galloism wrote:

AiliailiA wrote:
NASA is right. Do not immediately respond to requests for comment.

The only reason NASA failed to comment is that they were laughing so hard they couldn't form a complete sentence.

That's an hypothesis. Plausible, but unless you're in NASA yourself, not entirely compelling.

My hypothesis: "That's the low-hanging fruit. Let's keep our dry wit dry for when someone claims we faked the Sputnik orbiters"

Salandriagado wrote:

AiliailiA wrote:
Circumnavigation sailing, that is genius! Much better than a golf championship.

Is there some sport which combines ocean sailing, natural-fibre bungee jumping and monster trucks? If there isn't, maybe we could invent it and allow Trump to become the first world champion of it.

Hey, he likes space, right? How about circumnavigating Mars? By unicycle?

Tandem unicycle. That's a long ride, he'll need Mike Pence to do most of the pedalling.

Screaming my lungs out at Trump's latest tweet. Still not breathing well as of right now.

I do not deserve to be in the same country as Duterte. I do not deserve to be in the same reality as Donald Trump.

Galloism wrote:

Sane Outcasts wrote:An official statement from the White House.

Well, when you put it that way...

Nope, even more crazy.

Now, normally I'd say the day is surreal enough as it is, but let's kick it up a notch.

Look a little further down Trump's tweeting timeline and you'll see this gem from yesterday:

My use of social media is not Presidential - it’s MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL. Make America Great Again!

He considers his tweeting to be Presidential. Look at that stupid 20-second video again and realize that it meets Trump's criteria for a Presidential statement.

Now stop screaming before the neighbors get worried.

Sane Outcasts wrote:

Galloism wrote:Well, when you put it that way...

Nope, even more crazy.

Now, normally I'd say the day is surreal enough as it is, but let's kick it up a notch.

Look a little further down Trump's tweeting timeline and you'll see this gem from yesterday:

My use of social media is not Presidential - it’s MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL. Make America Great Again!

He considers his tweeting to be Presidential. Look at that stupid 20-second video again and realize that it meets Trump's criteria for a Presidential statement.

Now stop screaming before the neighbors get worried.

I saw that yesterday. I just shook my head.

I do feel like either I've gone mad or the world's gone mad, and I'm not sure which yet.

alex jones is a mere water merchant, i fail to see why anyone takes what he says seriously.

Neo Balka wrote:alex jones is a mere water merchant, i fail to see why anyone takes what he says seriously.

We don't. We just like making fun of the shit he says because it's so ass random.

Galloism wrote:

Neo Balka wrote:alex jones is a mere water merchant, i fail to see why anyone takes what he says seriously.

We don't. We just like making fun of the shit he says because it's so ass random.

SUPER MALE VITALITY.

Neo Balka wrote:

Galloism wrote:We don't. We just like making fun of the shit he says because it's so ass random.

SUPER MALE VITALITY.

Don't forget about the gay freaking frogs.

Neo Balka wrote:alex jones is a mere water merchant, i fail to see why anyone takes what he says seriously.

Some people can't tell fact from fiction.

So it looks like a program that helps low-income families heat their homes is facing the axe.

Because Trump doesn't realise that yes, utility providers can cut you off if you don't pay.