The War on Christmas...

[Hossaim]

You bastard! There are kids on here! What's your problem!? Cmon Santa is just something to make kids happy. If you don't buy it, keep it to yourself. If you has believed in something your whole life, like watermelons, and then someone made some post online about how everyone older than you already knew that watermelons were myth, how would you feel? I would be devastated. Samewith pokemons. I was pretty disappointed when I realized they weren't real.

umm, nobody under 13 is allowed on the forums. if your 13 and over and believe in Santa, i would suggest (with no flame intended) that you grow up a little?

[Maurepas]

You bastard! There are kids on here! What's your problem!? Cmon Santa is just something to make kids happy. If you don't buy it, keep it to yourself. If you has believed in something your whole life, like watermelons, and then someone made some post online about how everyone older than you already knew that watermelons were myth, how would you feel? I would be devastated. Samewith pokemons. I was pretty disappointed when I realized they weren't real.

umm, nobody under 13 is allowed on the forums. if your 13 and over and believe in Santa, i would suggest (with no flame intended) that you grow up a little?

I find that offensive, if people can demand noone insult Muhammed, I think it's perfectly reasonable if I demand noone insult Santa.

[Camicon]

umm, nobody under 13 is allowed on the forums. if your 13 and over and believe in Santa, i would suggest (with no flame intended) that you grow up a little?

I find that offensive, if people can demand noone insult Muhammed, I think it's perfectly reasonable if I demand noone insult Santa.

People can demand no one insults Muhammed, but most other people don't listen. I'm willing to bet there are many people on the forum that would insult Muhammed, merely to get a rise out of someone.

So demand no one insults Santa all you want. I'm still always going to call him Satan!!!

[United Dependencies]

No, Santa is a badass motherfucker who kicks ass.

And chews gum.

[Gagatron]

There's no war on Christmas. Go home.

[Demontiania]

You bastard! There are kids on here! What's your problem!? Cmon Santa is just something to make kids happy. If you don't buy it, keep it to yourself. If you has believed in something your whole life, like watermelons, and then someone made some post online about how everyone older than you already knew that watermelons were myth, how would you feel? I would be devastated. Samewith pokemons. I was pretty disappointed when I realized they weren't real.

what kind of irresponsible parent would allow the kid of a Santa believing age onto a heavy political forum without supervision? This forum clearly contains Adult themes

If there is one I suggest you blame the negligent parents

but still. you just dont post stuff about santa online. thats like an unwritten rule. that has obviously been broken here

[Qatarab]

what kind of irresponsible parent would allow the kid of a Santa believing age onto a heavy political forum without supervision? This forum clearly contains Adult themes

If there is one I suggest you blame the negligent parents

but still. you just dont post stuff about santa online. thats like an unwritten rule. that has obviously been broken here

Everything gets said online...the World Wide Web is just an anarchist society...

[German Dragons]

umm, nobody under 13 is allowed on the forums. if your 13 and over and believe in Santa, i would suggest (with no flame intended) that you grow up a little?

I find that offensive, if people can demand noone insult Muhammed, I think it's perfectly reasonable if I demand noone insult Santa.

Because both dont exist, right?

[Tekania]

Santa does exist... and he's coming for you...

[Demen]

So... wait.



I believe that if we can't tell our children about Santa, a loving fat old man, we should drop God too, right?



They're both lies, ya know.

[Wilgrove]

No, Santa is a badass motherfucker who kicks ass.

And chews gum.

and he's all out of gum.

[Wilgrove]

Santa does exist... and he's coming for you...

I fucking LOVE Santa Slay! That is the best Holiday movie EVER!

Nicholas Yuleson: The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa!
Santa Claus: You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge.
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: He's scary, yet educational.

[Ashmoria]

well if we're going to discuss favorite santa stories the david sedaris discussion of dutch santa is not to be missed.

the "video" (no need to watch, its not sedaris) starts in a non christmas place but it is well worth waiting for the clash of cultures to start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJpRLhaSqs

there are 3 parts and its worth every one.

[Zutroy]

To hell with Santa. I wan't raised on that BS and nobody else should be either.

[The Lone Alliance]

My rifle company recently decimated a Secret Elf workshop were we believe they were working on toys! Can you imagine the devastation if those toys got into the hands of children?

Weapons of Mass Enjoyment must be destroyed to preserve freedomz. We will hang every elf from the rafters and make this Santa Claus pay for his crimes against Humanity. We will not stop until we have erected a, "Mission Accomplished!" banner that or we all die trying.

I heard Norad gave firing solutions for the ABM weapon. That sleigh is history.

[Hossaim]

well if we're going to discuss favorite santa stories the david sedaris discussion of dutch santa is not to be missed.

the "video" (no need to watch, its not sedaris) starts in a non christmas place but it is well worth waiting for the clash of cultures to start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJpRLhaSqs

there are 3 parts and its worth every one.

what kinda Santa spends his time pretending to kick people and then put them into bags.

[Herminia]

To @#!*% with Santa. I wan't raised on that BS and nobody else should be either.

Of course, what can be expected from a Communist?

[Geniasis]

I regularly terrorize a local village by breaking into their houses and stealing their presents/decorations/foodstuffs/etc..

I have a heart condition, you see.

[Innsmothe]

I regularly terrorize a local village by breaking into their houses and stealing their presents/decorations/foodstuffs/etc..

I have a heart condition, you see.

Not having a heart is a severe condition indeed.

[United Dependencies]

I think that as long as people are being generous, kind, etc that it doesn't matter why they're celebrating christmas.

[South Norwega]

There's no war on Christmas. Go home.

That's just what the Anti-Chirstmas Leagues say!

[Wilgrove]

I am of course on the Heathen side, fighting against the Christian. Today we have made movement up north, but the Christians has put in a stronghold up the path. We plan to storm the stronghold tomorrow. WE WILL WIN THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

[Coccygia]

YES! DEATH TO THE GALILEAN CHILD!

[Wilgrove]

YES! DEATH TO THE GALILEAN CHILD!

Put the rotting cow corpse onto the catapult and fire at will!

[Innsmothe]

YES! DEATH TO THE GALILEAN CHILD!

Usually I have qualms with killing children.
But fortunately he is eternal and thus is old and young at the same time, or something stupid like that.