TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[Kowani]

Have you seen Australian gun laws?

Nah. Does it matter?

Wait. I mixed you up with Chuck. All these blue flags…

Now I’m hungry…

Eat something. That always seem to help.

God, I hate dad jokes...

[Pacomia]

Day 524:

I can’t run any longer. There’s no escape. The Californians, they’re... everywhere. No escape... resistance is useless... what do I do? I see no option other than to give up and turn myself in.

[Kowani]

Day 524:

I can’t run any longer. There’s no escape. The Californians, they’re... everywhere. No escape... resistance is useless... what do I do? I see no option other than to give up and turn myself in.

Don’t worry, this won’t hurt. Too much.

[Bluelight-R006]

Nah. Does it matter?

Wait. I mixed you up with Chuck. All these blue flags…

It’s always a blue pride parade.

Eat something. That always seem to help.

God, I hate dad jokes...

It’s not my fault. I’m just preparing to be a dad... if I ever become one.

[The Chuck]

Day 524:

I can’t run any longer. There’s no escape. The Californians, they’re... everywhere. No escape... resistance is useless... what do I do? I see no option other than to give up and turn myself in.

Don’t worry, this won’t hurt. Too much.

They'll prick you with contaminated needles. Fucking idiots.

[Pacomia]

Day 524:

I can’t run any longer. There’s no escape. The Californians, they’re... everywhere. No escape... resistance is useless... what do I do? I see no option other than to give up and turn myself in.

Don’t worry, this won’t hurt. Too much.

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

*spray him with water he doesn’t like water they can’t handle it*

*WHERE’S MY WATER*

[Pacomia]

Don’t worry, this won’t hurt. Too much.

They'll prick you with contaminated needles. Fucking idiots.

Already do that enough here. There’s needles lying everywhere.

[The Chuck]

Don’t worry, this won’t hurt. Too much.

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

*spray him with water he doesn’t like water they can’t handle it*

*WHERE’S MY WATER*

*Loads two squirt bottles with triple espresso*

Oh Kowani...

[Kowani]

Wait. I mixed you up with Chuck. All these blue flags…

It’s always a blue pride parade.

God, I hate dad jokes...

It’s not my fault. I’m just preparing to be a dad... if I ever become one.

You’d either be a good dad or a terrible one.

Don’t worry, this won’t hurt. Too much.

They'll prick you with contaminated needles. Fucking idiots.

…Doesn’t St. Louis have a massive drug problem?

[Bluelight-R006]

They'll prick you with contaminated needles. Fucking idiots.

Already do that enough here. There’s needles lying everywhere.

Probably just sewing needles dropped by a Grandmother.

[Bluelight-R006]

It’s always a blue pride parade.


It’s not my fault. I’m just preparing to be a dad... if I ever become one.

You’d either be a good dad or a terrible one.

You’re right. I have a fair share of good and bad.

Or perhaps I won’t be one at all.

[Nakena]

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

*spray him with water he doesn’t like water they can’t handle it*

*WHERE’S MY WATER*

*Loads two squirt bottles with triple espresso*

Oh Kowani...

That would be OD on caffaine so badly fufufu

[Pacomia]

Already do that enough here. There’s needles lying everywhere.

Probably just sewing needles dropped by a Grandmother.

One addicted to heroin?

[Kowani]

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

*spray him with water he doesn’t like water they can’t handle it*

*WHERE’S MY WATER*

*Loads two squirt bottles with triple espresso*

Oh Kowani...

Whichever country has the strictest bans on weapons, we’re shipping you there.

[Pacomia]

*Loads two squirt bottles with triple espresso*

Oh Kowani...

That will be OD on caffaine so badly fufufu

That’s the idea.

Anything to keep ‘em out.

[Pacomia]

*Loads two squirt bottles with triple espresso*

Oh Kowani...

Whichever country has the strictest bans on weapons, we’re shipping you there.

You evil man. And to think I trusted you once...

[Bluelight-R006]

Probably just sewing needles dropped by a Grandmother.

One addicted to heroin?

No, it was just a case of carelessness.

*Loads two squirt bottles with triple espresso*

Oh Kowani...

Whichever country has the strictest bans on weapons, we’re shipping you there.

As much as I know, no country has a ban on making the guns.

[Kowani]

Whichever country has the strictest bans on weapons, we’re shipping you there.

You evil man. And to think I trusted you once...

Now why would you do that?

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

*Loads two squirt bottles with triple espresso*

Oh Kowani...

Whichever country has the strictest bans on weapons, we’re shipping you there.

That would probably be the UK tbh. Even worse than my country.

[Bluelight-R006]

Whichever country has the strictest bans on weapons, we’re shipping you there.

You evil man. And to think I trusted you once...

Thats the biggest mistake you can ever make. You deserved it.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Whichever country has the strictest bans on weapons, we’re shipping you there.

That would probably be the UK tbh. Even worse than my country.

I think you mean "better".

[Kowani]

Whichever country has the strictest bans on weapons, we’re shipping you there.

That would probably be the UK tbh. Even worse than my country.

Thank you.
Free trips to England for everyone!

[Pacomia]

Status update: Running for dear life. Hope I can find rain fast before Kowani catches up.

[Bluelight-R006]

That would probably be the UK tbh. Even worse than my country.

Thank you.
Free trips to England for everyone!

That’s an unheard gracious act of yours. Should I be suspicious or happy?

[Dumb Ideologies]

That would probably be the UK tbh. Even worse than my country.

Thank you.
Free trips to England for everyone!

[happy fighter and submarine noises]