UK Politics Thread VII: Wake me DUP inside [can't wake UUP]

[Dooom35796821595]

Brexit will not only make the buses run on time, it'll make them run early!

As someone who is pathologically early for things, this is my dream.....

In public transportation, "early" just means really late.

[Ifreann]

And when you try to turn round to go home the Britain you knew and loved is dead and gone.

Then you wake up, and realise the Britain you knew and loved was all a dream.

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"

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Basically, you're standing at the bus stop at 12:20am, complaining that the 1pm Brexit Bus hasn't arrived yet.

Brexit will not only make the buses run on time, it'll make them run early!

Mussolini II: Maysolini.

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As someone who is pathologically early for things, this is my dream.....

In public transportation, "early" just means really late.

True facts.

[Val Halla]

A chef spiked vegan meals and said that they used the wrong word and like


What word would have worked?

[Fartsniffage]

A chef spiked vegan meals and said that they used the wrong word and like


What word would have worked?

*Stuck the paper order on the spike we use for completed orders so the client got it late"

[Dumb Ideologies]

A chef spiked vegan meals and said that they used the wrong word and like


What word would have worked?

FORCE-FED THE CHARRED CORPSES OF MURDERED CREATURES

[The Huskar Social Union]

A chef spiked vegan meals and said that they used the wrong word and like


What word would have worked?

Saw about that. Vegans can be annoying as fuck, but thats a cunt thing to do.

[Souseiseki]

"I favour Brexit because I oppose the neoliberal EU"

1 year later: UK to join TPP

government: "the EU is too protectionist, we need to be able to make free trade deals with everyone"

"ha, take that globalists!"

[Parti Ouvrier]

"I favour Brexit because I oppose the neoliberal EU"

1 year later: UK to join TPP

Yes, I noticed that same article today, I know people on the left who deluded themselves into thinking the left will benefit by voting for Brexit. *sigh*
As if global capital wouldn't be able to find ways to adapt to such circumstances.

[Vassenor]

Meanwhile The Sun is dedicating today's front pages to having the vapours over Royal Mail opting not to put out Brexit commemorative stamps.

And there I was thinking that rag couldn't get any more childish.

[Hurdergaryp]

"I favour Brexit because I oppose the neoliberal EU"

1 year later: UK to join TPP

Yes, I noticed that same article today, I know people on the left who deluded themselves into thinking the left will benefit by voting for Brexit. *sigh*
As if global capital wouldn't be able to find ways to adapt to such circumstances.

One of the strong points of capitalism is that it always manages to remain standing, no matter the collateral damage caused by market crashes and other forms of collective human idiocy.

[Dumb Ideologies]

"I favour Brexit because I oppose the neoliberal EU"

1 year later: UK to join TPP

Yes, I noticed that same article today, I know people on the left who deluded themselves into thinking the left will benefit by voting for Brexit. *sigh*
As if global capital wouldn't be able to find ways to adapt to such circumstances.

The Tories are on the ropes, propped up by an unstable alliance, having thrown away the party's majority and having replaced the lizardlike but effective Cameron with a woman whose incompetence is memetic. Jeremy Corbyn, who experts suggested would never have a snowball's chance in hell and would lead Labour into years in the doldrums, now leads a party that's well ahead in the polls and widely seen as the government in waiting. The government has begun to abandon austerity arguments and is now advocating investment for growth. The centre ground has moved considerably leftwards.

You may be being slightly pessimistic.

[Ifreann]

Meanwhile The Sun is dedicating today's front pages to having the vapours over Royal Mail opting not to put out Brexit commemorative stamps.

And there I was thinking that rag couldn't get any more childish.

What would you even put on a Brexit commemorative stamp?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Meanwhile The Sun is dedicating today's front pages to having the vapours over Royal Mail opting not to put out Brexit commemorative stamps.

And there I was thinking that rag couldn't get any more childish.

What would you even put on a Brexit commemorative stamp?

Cameron flying away on a pig over a field of wheat full of frolicking Theresa Maymays.

[Hurdergaryp]

Meanwhile The Sun is dedicating today's front pages to having the vapours over Royal Mail opting not to put out Brexit commemorative stamps.

And there I was thinking that rag couldn't get any more childish.

What would you even put on a Brexit commemorative stamp?

Something bombastic, such as BRITISH EMPIRE REBORN.

[Ifreann]

What would you even put on a Brexit commemorative stamp?

Cameron flying away on a pig over a field of wheat full of frolicking Theresa Maymays.

That's a lot of detail to get onto a stamp.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Cameron flying away on a pig over a field of wheat full of frolicking Theresa Maymays.

That's a lot of detail to get onto a stamp.

The Royal Mail now operates in the endlessly dynamic environs of the free market. They'll find a way.

[Taihei Tengoku]

"I favour Brexit because I oppose the neoliberal EU"

1 year later: UK to join TPP

parliament should be dissolved and replaced with the adam smith institute

[Hurdergaryp]

That's a lot of detail to get onto a stamp.

The Royal Mail now operates in the endlessly dynamic environs of the free market. They'll find a way.

They'll probably going to have it printed in Hungary, Poland or Finland.

[Dumb Ideologies]

The Royal Mail now operates in the endlessly dynamic environs of the free market. They'll find a way.

They'll probably going to have it printed in Hungary, Poland or Finland.

Careful, that tone sounds dangerously hostile to the liberal internationalist agenda. Your Soros shill money may be at risk if you do not keep up your repayments!

[Ifreann]

2018 already the worst year in Scottish history as Irn Bru is set to change its formula to cut the sugar content.

Ladies, gentlemen, and sea vessels of the BritPol thread, I give you a True Scotsman.

Heading the "Hands off our Irn Bru" petition is joiner Ryan Allan from Ayr.

He has already made preparations to preserve his favourite drink and has a stockpile for "when he is hungover".

[The Huskar Social Union]

2018 already the worst year in Scottish history as Irn Bru is set to change its formula to cut the sugar content.

Ladies, gentlemen, and sea vessels of the BritPol thread, I give you a True Scotsman.

Heading the "Hands off our Irn Bru" petition is joiner Ryan Allan from Ayr.

He has already made preparations to preserve his favourite drink and has a stockpile for "when he is hungover".

Sons of Scotland! They may take our lives! But they will NEVER TAKE... OUR.... IRN BRU!

[Hydesland]

Irn Bru is actually pretty naff don't @ me.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Ive not had it in years so i honestly cant remember if i liked it or not.

[Vassenor]

Irn Bru is actually pretty naff don't @ me.

fite me irl

[Questers]

"I favour Brexit because I oppose the neoliberal EU"

1 year later: UK to join TPP

parliament should be dissolved and replaced with the adam smith institute

parliament should be dissolved and replaced with the trades union congress