The Archregimancy wrote:Hyosong wrote:
Affirmation of how cool the idea is?
Discussion for discussion's sake?
I mean, the premise kind of sounds like it floated out of the OP's bong, so I'm guessing it's one of those two.
Well, then...
I foil the OP's cunning plan by travelling back in time to 7th-century Mayan Palenque - where, instead of relying on the outmoded technique of sexual congress to build my unholy army of disease-immune pre-Columbian Americans, I'll simply grow them in the cloning vats I construct under the Temple of the Inscriptions.
And genetically engineer them to be at the new forefront of homo superior!
And cyber-engineer lasers into their corneas!
And conquer central Peru before the Inca Empire even exists!
And then send them across the Atlantic in ornithopters to destroy the Merovingian Kingdom and the Caliphate!
But not the Byzantine Empire; I'll reach an accommodation with the Byzantine Empire; Byzantium is cool.
And that's the problem here; the thread is pointless once you start running around pulling a deus ex machina out of your arse every time presents you with a new 'challenge'.
I foil your plan by traveling back in time to 3rd century Olmec civilization and teach them better agricultural practices and war practices, then make them immortal by turning them all into cyborgs, and with my unholy army or Olmec bots conquer the Americas and most of Europe.
Fuck the Romans too, I would take hold of Rome with making the Olmec bots do really good ships to travel back and forth between the continents and establish a new government and ally myself with the Germanic tribes to fend off the Huns out of Europe, then expand the Roman territory to engulf the territories of northern Europe and establish a Federation in both the American and Euro-mediterranean lands I manage to acquire.