Muppets dump Chick-fil-a

[Northern Dominus]

Well it's either that or you could learn to make your own...which could be interesting

I probably could make my own fairly easily, but the only thing I want it for is dunking chicken nuggets, tenders, and wings, it really wouldn't be worth the trouble.

Well you make your own, pick up bamboo shoots water chestnuts and bok choy, find a good recipe for Lo Mein and give both the capricious zealot assholes and your local MSG-infused chinese place the middle finger.

[Cannot think of a name]

They just opened a Chick-fil-a here for the first time, and man-o-man, it was fucking nasty. No, nasty would be a complement because that meant that it had some sort of character outside of some chickenlike slab betwixt something resembling bread.

This will be the easiest boycott since Nike (not liking sneakers in general as I do).

[Northern Dominus]

They just opened a Chick-fil-a here for the first time, and man-o-man, it was fucking nasty. No, nasty would be a complement because that meant that it had some sort of character outside of some chickenlike slab betwixt something resembling bread.

This will be the easiest boycott since Nike (not liking sneakers in general as I do).

I know, I can't figure it out for the life of me. I mean Popeye's AND KFC both have more flavor in their chicken than Capricious Zealouts-A, so how in the blue hell have they survived?

[Wikkiwallana]

I probably could make my own fairly easily, but the only thing I want it for is dunking chicken nuggets, tenders, and wings, it really wouldn't be worth the trouble.

Well you make your own, pick up bamboo shoots water chestnuts and bok choy, find a good recipe for Lo Mein and give both the capricious zealot assholes and your local MSG-infused chinese place the middle finger.

Actually, I have a big jar of MSG in my pantry. Got it at an international market. Stuff is awesome, and I wish I could use it more often.

[Northern Dominus]

Well you make your own, pick up bamboo shoots water chestnuts and bok choy, find a good recipe for Lo Mein and give both the capricious zealot assholes and your local MSG-infused chinese place the middle finger.

Actually, I have a big jar of MSG in my pantry. Got it at an international market. Stuff is awesome, and I wish I could use it more often.

MSG is the refuge of the lazy chef...just like Chik-fil-A! Congratulations! You could operate a franchise, you understand the product

[New England and The Maritimes]

No coincidence that I stopped going there a long time ago. Well, it is, but I didn't want to say that.

They have the worst service of any "fast food" chain I have ever been to, so I wasn't planning on going back to begin with.

[Wikkiwallana]

Actually, I have a big jar of MSG in my pantry. Got it at an international market. Stuff is awesome, and I wish I could use it more often.

MSG is the refuge of the lazy chef...just like Chik-fil-A! Congratulations! You could operate a franchise, you understand the product

Lazy my ass. It makes veggies pop, and if you don't over do it, it's pretty good in eggs.

[Northern Dominus]

MSG is the refuge of the lazy chef...just like Chik-fil-A! Congratulations! You could operate a franchise, you understand the product

Lazy my ass. It makes veggies pop, and if you don't over do it, it's pretty good in eggs.

Oooor you could simply go find better veggies than what they offer under the sprayers at the supermarket, same thing with the eggs.

[Wikkiwallana]

Lazy my ass. It makes veggies pop, and if you don't over do it, it's pretty good in eggs.

Oooor you could simply go find better veggies than what they offer under the sprayers at the supermarket, same thing with the eggs.

The last thing I made with MSG was a cabbage from a farmer's market. I used half a teaspoon on the whole head. Ooh, so lazy.

[Northwest Slobovia]

Kermit, what are you hiding?

You're seriously asking what a naked frog dating a pig could be hiding about his sex life? He's been out about the exhibitionism and the porciphilia for fifty years now, and you really think he'd hide something like dressing up like Statler or Waldorf to get off?

[Northern Dominus]

Oooor you could simply go find better veggies than what they offer under the sprayers at the supermarket, same thing with the eggs.

The last thing I made with MSG was a cabbage from a farmer's market. I used half a teaspoon on the whole head. Ooh, so lazy.

I bet that farmer is crying right now, you defiling that cabbage and all...

[Wikkiwallana]

The last thing I made with MSG was a cabbage from a farmer's market. I used half a teaspoon on the whole head. Ooh, so lazy.

I bet that farmer is crying right now, you defiling that cabbage and all...

Who cares? It's fucking delicious.

[Northern Dominus]

I bet that farmer is crying right now, you defiling that cabbage and all...

Who cares? It's fucking delicious.

You can have it, I'll stick to going to the Hooters across the street from Chik-fil-A and convincing the waitress to let me.... nevermind, the point is it would be offensive to the "Family Values" set that regularly parks their fat asses in Chik-fil-A's across this nation.

[TaQud]

No I eat inside its just they never play any msuic let alone christian music

Huh.

no music is ever played when i walk in

[Cill Charthaigh]

Chick-fil-a is amazingly good IMO. As much as I support gay rights, come on. It's tasty and the only part that bugs me about their Christian practices is that they are closed Sunday.

[Greed and Death]

Chick-fil-a is bringing a breach of contract action against the Muppets.
The damages are expected to be high enough that Chick-fil-a may become the owners of the copy right to the Muppets franchise.

[Revolutopia]

Chick-fil-a is bringing a breach of contract action against the Muppets.
The damages are expected to be high enough that Chick-fil-a may become the owners of the copy right to the Muppets franchise.

Some how I think Disney might be amused by that concept, saying they own those rights and Disney don't play fair.

[Adafdfadfasdf]

Chick-fil-a is amazingly good IMO. As much as I support gay rights, come on. It's tasty and the only part that bugs me about their Christian practices is that they are closed Sunday.

Being closed on Sunday is the only part of their Christian practices that I agree with. Most places should be closed on Sundays.

(Note that I don't support Blue Laws)

[Adafdfadfasdf]

Chick-fil-a is bringing a breach of contract action against the Muppets.
The damages are expected to be high enough that Chick-fil-a may become the owners of the copy right to the Muppets franchise.

Yeah. The Chick-fil-a lawyers shouldn't hold their breath. Even if they prove breach of contract, the damages won't be anywhere near the value of the Muppets franchise.

[Nadkor]

Chick-fil-a is bringing a breach of contract action against the Muppets.
The damages are expected to be high enough that Chick-fil-a may become the owners of the copy right to the Muppets franchise.

Yeah. The Chick-fil-a lawyers shouldn't hold their breath. Even if they prove breach of contract, the damages won't be anywhere near the value of the Muppets franchise.

greed and death lives in a world all of his own, don't worry.

[Faolinn]

Wonderful news. It's good to see people with their head screwed on right these days. Gods know we need more of them.

[The Black Forrest]

Chick-fil-a is bringing a breach of contract action against the Muppets.
The damages are expected to be high enough that Chick-fil-a may become the owners of the copy right to the Muppets franchise.

Let me guess your firm jumped on this?

They won't file as it's a loosing battle. Suing the Muppets? Talking about a publicity nightmare.

[Greed and Death]

Yeah. The Chick-fil-a lawyers shouldn't hold their breath. Even if they prove breach of contract, the damages won't be anywhere near the value of the Muppets franchise.

greed and death lives in a world all of his own, don't worry.

Can't I have my own worst case sense of humor where chik-fil-a gets the muppets and uses them to preach their message.

[Nadkor]

greed and death lives in a world all of his own, don't worry.

Can't I have my own worst case sense of humor where chik-fil-a gets the muppets and uses them to preach their message.

Apparently not.

[SaintB]

I always loved the Muppets