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by Paros » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:23 am

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by Stattr » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:17 am
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

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by Zaras » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:27 am
Bythyrona wrote:Zaras wrote:Democratic People's Republic of Glorious Misty Mountain Hop.
The bat in the middle commemmorates their crushing victory in the bloody Battle of Evermore, where the Communists were saved at the last minute by General "Black Dog" Bonham of the Rock 'n Roll Brigade detonating a levee armed with only four sticks and flooding the enemy encampment. He later retired with honours and went to live in California for the rest of his life before ascending to heaven.
Best post I've seen on NS since I've been here. :clap:

by The Truth and Light » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:57 pm

by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:13 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
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by Krakosov » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:50 pm
favorite song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkPzOJbA ... re=related

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by Fedeledland » Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:58 pm
Bellkronum wrote:I'm reading Catching Fire. It's the second book in the Hunger Games series. The first book was amazing so I'm hoping the second book will be just as good. I haven't read much of it yet, only the first few chapters.

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by Tlaceceyaya » Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:53 am
Dimitri Tsafendas wrote:You are guilty not only when you commit a crime, but also when you do nothing to prevent it when you have the chance.

by Stattr » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:30 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

by Horsefish » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:39 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Fnordgasm 5 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:06 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Just started The Abyssinian Proof, by Jenny White. So far, it has been quite interesting.
Summary (for those who might be interested): Constantinople, May, 1453. In the dying days of the Byzantine Empire, as the city prepares for a final onslaught by the Ottoman Turks, Isaak Metochites and his family are entrusted with a silver reliquary carved with the figure of a weeping angel and the inscription "Behold the Proof of Chora, Container of the Uncontainable."
Four hundred years later, magistrate Kamil Pasha is plagued by thefts of antiquities from mosques, churches and synagogues, and a series of murders in which the bodies bear the same distinctive mark. Sources lead Kamil to a hidden sect descended from Abyssinian slaves living in an abandoned cistern in Istanbul's gritty underworld. The re-emergence of the forgotten reliquary sets off a brutal race between those sworn to protect it and those who will stop at nothing to gain its explosive secret.

by NobleBastard » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:54 pm
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