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Who will win?

1. The Imperial Stormtroopers! Long Live The Empire!
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2. The Daleks! Conquer and Destroy!
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The Floor Kippers
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:05 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:They're Not Robots, And really aside from being metal I don't see the Parallels between them and a Bin


O RLY?
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You're telling they don't even have a minute resemblance? :roll:

Nope. Not In the Slightest, aside from the fact they're Metal and that's all
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Postby The Rich Port » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:07 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
O RLY?
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You're telling they don't even have a minute resemblance? :roll:

Nope. Not In the Slightest, aside from the fact they're Metal and that's all


:palm:

And what does it matter? It's a TV show geeks watch.

Star Wars? One of the biggest sci-fi blockbusters that cemented nerds as the Master Race.

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Postby GuidoFawkes » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:08 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
GuidoFawkes wrote:To make a more unbiased decision, yes. If you have watch a more current episode with the Daleks you would know they are BAMF. Something the stormtroopers just cannot be.


... They haven't changed at all. The 2010 ones look exactly the same as the old ones.

I am talking of actions not looks. I agree they look quite like a trash can with a plunger, but the fact remains, they have not been beaten except by Deus ex Machina. How many times has the rebles need dues ex machina to defeat the empire..... maybe once? and now the empire is dead and the daleks still live on.

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Postby Oterro » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:08 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Nope. Not In the Slightest, aside from the fact they're Metal and that's all


:palm:

And what does it matter? It's a TV show geeks watch.

Star Wars? One of the biggest sci-fi blockbusters that cemented nerds as the Master Race.


It's "which would win a fight" not "which is coolest".

Cuz frankly, storm troopers would win if it was.
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Postby GuidoFawkes » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:09 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Nope. Not In the Slightest, aside from the fact they're Metal and that's all


:palm:

And what does it matter? It's a TV show geeks watch.

Star Wars? One of the biggest sci-fi blockbusters that cemented nerds as the Master Race.

:rofl:

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:13 pm

Oterro wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
:palm:

And what does it matter? It's a TV show geeks watch.

Star Wars? One of the biggest sci-fi blockbusters that cemented nerds as the Master Race.


It's "which would win a fight" not "which is coolest".

Cuz frankly, storm troopers would win if it was.

Really? One Dalek has killed 200 People with No Back up, After; Crushing a Man's Skull, prior to that Setting another Man On fire Through Contact with the Dalek Casing, and Breaking out of A Hyper-secure Cell then Proceeding to drain all the power out of the east coast of the USA and absorbing the Internet?
Could a Stormtrooper do that?
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby GuidoFawkes » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:16 pm

I am enjoying this pointless argument. I agree with said statment, could 100 storm troopers do that?

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Postby Grays Harbor » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:28 pm

Evidence that Browncoats are superior. Or equal. Or maybe just as nifty looking.

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Postby Oterro » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:33 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Oterro wrote:
It's "which would win a fight" not "which is coolest".

Cuz frankly, storm troopers would win if it was.

Really? One Dalek has killed 200 People with No Back up, After; Crushing a Man's Skull, prior to that Setting another Man On fire Through Contact with the Dalek Casing, and Breaking out of A Hyper-secure Cell then Proceeding to drain all the power out of the east coast of the USA and absorbing the Internet?
Could a Stormtrooper do that?


Uh, I already said I think Daleks would win in a fight. I just like Storm troopers better. They have cooler armour and stuff.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:35 pm

Oterro wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Really? One Dalek has killed 200 People with No Back up, After; Crushing a Man's Skull, prior to that Setting another Man On fire Through Contact with the Dalek Casing, and Breaking out of A Hyper-secure Cell then Proceeding to drain all the power out of the east coast of the USA and absorbing the Internet?
Could a Stormtrooper do that?


Uh, I already said I think Daleks would win in a fight. I just like Storm troopers better. They have cooler armour and stuff.

Ah :oops:
Though I Disagree, the Imperial Daleks Looked better, White and Gold seem more ascetically Appealing than Black and White
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Oterro » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:36 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Oterro wrote:
Uh, I already said I think Daleks would win in a fight. I just like Storm troopers better. They have cooler armour and stuff.

Ah :oops:
Though I Disagree, the Imperial Daleks Looked better, White and Gold seem more ascetically Appealing than Black and White


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Postby Vyasen » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:37 pm

Since the Stormtrooper's blaster's are always set to "miss," I will have to go for the Daleks. Especially when the Daleks will just turn the stormtroopers into daleks after killing them.

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Postby Grays Harbor » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:38 pm

meh. Weeping Angels could take both Daleks and Stormtroopers down. Weeping Angels are scary.
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Postby Oterro » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:39 pm

Grays Harbor wrote:meh. Weeping Angels could take both Daleks and Stormtroopers down. Weeping Angels are scary.


Oh yeah. Those things are messed up.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:39 pm

Oterro wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Ah :oops:
Though I Disagree, the Imperial Daleks Looked better, White and Gold seem more ascetically Appealing than Black and White


<---------The flag sir. The flag.

:lol: Point proven Most of the Black and white on your flag is separated By a Line of Gold
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Irakalla » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:43 pm

Vyasen wrote:Since the Stormtrooper's blaster's are always set to "miss," I will have to go for the Daleks. Especially when the Daleks will just turn the stormtroopers into daleks after killing them.


Hah, totally agreed about the "miss" setting part.

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Postby Oterro » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:45 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Oterro wrote:
<---------The flag sir. The flag.

:lol: Point proven Most of the Black and white on your flag is separated By a Line of Gold


Best of both worlds!
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Postby Grays Harbor » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:45 pm

(just for the laughs)

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Postby GuidoFawkes » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:53 pm

Oterro wrote:
Grays Harbor wrote:meh. Weeping Angels could take both Daleks and Stormtroopers down. Weeping Angels are scary.


Oh yeah. Those things are messed up.

Agreed, you lose even if you look at them, if you look at them in the eyes you still die!!!!!

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Postby Grays Harbor » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:56 pm

GuidoFawkes wrote:
Oterro wrote:
Oh yeah. Those things are messed up.

Agreed, you lose even if you look at them, if you look at them in the eyes you still die!!!!!


"Don't blink.... "

still sad that nobody has commented on my nifty "stormtrooper vs browncoat" pic. :(
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Postby New Amerik » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:20 pm

Definitely, now that I think about it, the stormtroopers.

The Empire has the resources of a galaxy-wide empire for well over forty years or so, and first started to crack when it's prototype super weapons and figurehead were destroyed by the Rebellion. This failed to entirely destroy it, and it still managed to do some damage as a whole.

The Daleks have the resources of a multidimensional empire for who knows how long, and have utterly failed to actually conquer the modern-day plane earth because of one man with a telephone booth.

Comparatively, the Daleks are weaker because though they have more strength and more power, they are less successful in victory and require less manpower to stall or defeat.

Thus, Stormtroopers win by comparison. And because rule of cool applies when comparing cross-universe versus games. Daleks win rule of innovation, but that tends to hamstring their ability to win cool.

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Postby Olthar » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:35 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Nope. Not In the Slightest, aside from the fact they're Metal and that's all


:palm:

And what does it matter? It's a TV show geeks watch.

Star Wars? One of the biggest sci-fi futuristic low fantasy blockbusters that cemented nerds as the Master Race.

Fixed. Star Wars is not in any way science fiction. Neither is Dr. Who, for that matter, if my understanding of the show is accurate. Hell, most of the things thrown under the "sci-fi" banner nowadays are not actually sci-fi. It's disappointing that no one seems to understand what that actually means anymore.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:41 pm

Olthar wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
:palm:

And what does it matter? It's a TV show geeks watch.

Star Wars? One of the biggest sci-fi futuristic low fantasy blockbusters that cemented nerds as the Master Race.

Fixed. Star Wars is not in any way science fiction. Neither is Dr. Who, for that matter, if my understanding of the show is accurate. Hell, most of the things thrown under the "sci-fi" banner nowadays are not actually sci-fi. It's disappointing that no one seems to understand what that actually means anymore.

How Can Star Wars Be Futuristic? Isn't it set "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away"
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Oterro » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:43 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Olthar wrote:Fixed. Star Wars is not in any way science fiction. Neither is Dr. Who, for that matter, if my understanding of the show is accurate. Hell, most of the things thrown under the "sci-fi" banner nowadays are not actually sci-fi. It's disappointing that no one seems to understand what that actually means anymore.

How Can Star Wars Be Futuristic? Isn't it set "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away"


It has "warp speed"! :lol:
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Postby Grays Harbor » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:45 pm

Oterro wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:How Can Star Wars Be Futuristic? Isn't it set "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away"


It has "warp speed"! :lol:

That's Star Trek that has warp speed. Star Wars has Hyperspace. :p
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