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Who will win?

1. The Imperial Stormtroopers! Long Live The Empire!
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2. The Daleks! Conquer and Destroy!
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Total votes : 205

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JuNii
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Postby JuNii » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:09 am

and when has something like this ever happen to a storm trooper?
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:13 am

JuNii wrote:and when has something like this ever happen to a storm trooper?

Cheap Shot!
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:18 am

Stormtroopers FTW.
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Postby Sremski okrug » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:19 am

Stormtroopers suck :P
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:23 am

Sremski okrug wrote:Stormtroopers suck :P

Screw you titoist :p
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Postby Monte Sierre » Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:37 am

I have a theory that the daleks and the empire become allies and together destroy the universe and the fabric of time as we know it HA HA HA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: .
I just hope that Justin Bieber is ripped apart by an angry mob before this new alliance destroys earth.

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Postby Olthar » Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:56 am

Monte Sierre wrote:I have a theory that the daleks and the empire become allies and together destroy the universe and the fabric of time as we know it HA HA HA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: .
I just hope that Justin Bieber is ripped apart by an angry mob before this new alliance destroys earth.

Daleks would never ally with anyone.
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Postby The Rich Port » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:00 am

Aren't Daleks essentially a bunch of trash cans? :eyebrow:

Stormtroopers at least... AREN'T a bunch of trash cans.

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Postby Sremski okrug » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:55 am

The Rich Port wrote:Aren't Daleks essentially a bunch of trash cans? :eyebrow:

Stormtroopers at least... AREN'T a bunch of trash cans.


Daleks have killed more then 10 people. :lol:
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Postby GuidoFawkes » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:28 am

Even the Time Lords considered Daleks a threat. Which the Doctor had to Time Lock, which the Daleks escaped first. I am pretty sure that one Time Lord would be able to completely destroy the Empire.
Lets not forget that 1 Dalek was able to kill 10 or so cybermen he only stoped because The Ark was about to open, which are metel versions of Stormtroopers, arguably.

Next time you watch Star Wars, count how many times a Stormtroopers kills someone, then watch one episode of Doctor Who and most of the time they kill more. The fact is, Daleks rarely die and stormtroopers die all the time. Humans still havnt found a way to kill the Daleks, yet thousands of Stormtroopers die by sticks and teddy bears. If it would have been the Daleks, they would have just destroyed the planet.

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Postby The Rich Port » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:37 pm

GuidoFawkes wrote:Even the Time Lords considered Daleks a threat. Which the Doctor had to Time Lock, which the Daleks escaped first. I am pretty sure that one Time Lord would be able to completely destroy the Empire.
Lets not forget that 1 Dalek was able to kill 10 or so cybermen he only stoped because The Ark was about to open, which are metel versions of Stormtroopers, arguably.

Next time you watch Star Wars, count how many times a Stormtroopers kills someone, then watch one episode of Doctor Who and most of the time they kill more. The fact is, Daleks rarely die and stormtroopers die all the time. Humans still havnt found a way to kill the Daleks, yet thousands of Stormtroopers die by sticks and teddy bears. If it would have been the Daleks, they would have just destroyed the planet.


My guess is we don't HAVE to kill them. We can just... PUSH THEM OVER. Because they're TRASH CANS.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:45 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
My guess is we don't HAVE to kill them. We can just... PUSH THEM OVER. Because they're TRASH CANS.

You Can Only Do that If you can Get Close enough and even then They'll have some self-righting device.
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby GuidoFawkes » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:46 pm

You could never touch them, becuase they would kill them to fast, Plus Daleks can Hover and fly, so its not like they would stay down. even if we could push them over.

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Postby The Rich Port » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:48 pm

Gentlemen, my suspension of disbelief can only go SO FAR.

I bought the hobo as an "alien", and I bought the chick as a "quirky cutie", but you can't expect me to buy a bunch of trash cans as some sort of advanced super robots.

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Postby GuidoFawkes » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:51 pm

The Rich Port wrote:Gentlemen, my suspension of disbelief can only go SO FAR.

I bought the hobo as an "alien", and I bought the chick as a "quirky cutie", but you can't expect me to buy a bunch of trash cans as some sort of advanced super robots.

Have you seen Dr. Who?

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Postby Grays Harbor » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:54 pm

While we agree that both the Imperial Stormtroopers and Daleks are fearsome indeed, we believe the Browncoats could take them both.

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Postby Pingsville » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:55 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
JuNii wrote:and when has something like this ever happen to a storm trooper?

Cheap Shot!

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Postby The Rich Port » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:56 pm

GuidoFawkes wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:Gentlemen, my suspension of disbelief can only go SO FAR.

I bought the hobo as an "alien", and I bought the chick as a "quirky cutie", but you can't expect me to buy a bunch of trash cans as some sort of advanced super robots.

Have you seen Dr. Who?


Does it matter? :eyebrow:

I saw the old show when I was a kid.

I switched the channel back to Cartoon Network after about 5 minutes of having my intelligence insulted.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:57 pm

The Rich Port wrote:Gentlemen, my suspension of disbelief can only go SO FAR.

I bought the hobo as an "alien", and I bought the chick as a "quirky cutie", but you can't expect me to buy a bunch of trash cans as some sort of advanced super robots.

They're Not Robots, And really aside from being metal I don't see the Parallels between them and a Bin
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Oterro » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:58 pm

Having watched both Star Wars and Doctor Who, it has to be the Daleks really. I don't like them, but they seem pretty God damn unstoppable.

I even prefer Star Wars but...Daleks are just more powerful.
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Postby GuidoFawkes » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:58 pm

To make a more unbiased decision, yes. If you have watch a more current episode with the Daleks you would know they are BAMF. Something the stormtroopers just cannot be.

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Postby The Rich Port » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:01 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:Gentlemen, my suspension of disbelief can only go SO FAR.

I bought the hobo as an "alien", and I bought the chick as a "quirky cutie", but you can't expect me to buy a bunch of trash cans as some sort of advanced super robots.

They're Not Robots, And really aside from being metal I don't see the Parallels between them and a Bin


O RLY?

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You're telling they don't even have a minute resemblance? :roll:

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:01 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
GuidoFawkes wrote:Have you seen Dr. Who?


Does it matter? :eyebrow:

I saw the old show when I was a kid.

I switched the channel back to Cartoon Network after about 5 minutes of having my intelligence insulted.

Having Your Intelligence Insulted!? You sure It was Doctor Who You were Watching? The Classic Series Never did that to My Knowledge
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby GuidoFawkes » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:04 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
Does it matter? :eyebrow:

I saw the old show when I was a kid.

I switched the channel back to Cartoon Network after about 5 minutes of having my intelligence insulted.

Having Your Intelligence Insulted!? You sure It was Doctor Who You were Watching? The Classic Series Never did that to My Knowledge

He was probably watching some offshoot show of Star Wars, that you were watching?
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Postby The Rich Port » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:04 pm

GuidoFawkes wrote:To make a more unbiased decision, yes. If you have watch a more current episode with the Daleks you would know they are BAMF. Something the stormtroopers just cannot be.


... They haven't changed at all. The 2010 ones look exactly the same as the old ones.

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