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Who will win?

1. The Imperial Stormtroopers! Long Live The Empire!
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2. The Daleks! Conquer and Destroy!
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Flibbleites
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Postby Flibbleites » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:08 pm

Merodin wrote:Stormtroopers. Although i love the Doctor, I have to say the Stormtroopers would win. Besides theres only...(I haven't seen this christmas' video, but) I'm fairly certain that there are less than five Daleks remaining in the universe or are we assuming that there would be more in this fight? Now five Daleks against the whole freakin empire? Stromtroopers would win. :lol: For the Empire!

How? Stormtroopers have such terrible aim that they could try to shoot the Death Star, from inside and miss.
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Postby Merodin » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:16 pm

Flibbleites wrote:
Merodin wrote:Stormtroopers. Although i love the Doctor, I have to say the Stormtroopers would win. Besides theres only...(I haven't seen this christmas' video, but) I'm fairly certain that there are less than five Daleks remaining in the universe or are we assuming that there would be more in this fight? Now five Daleks against the whole freakin empire? Stromtroopers would win. :lol: For the Empire!

How? Stormtroopers have such terrible aim that they could try to shoot the Death Star, from [b]inside[/i] and miss.

But their sheer numbers could overcome the daleks. They must be good shots (Look at what they did to Hoth) they just don't show their ability in the actual movies. I do have to admit though... Stormtroopers suck when they go up against teddy bears. :rofl:
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Postby Greater Mackonia » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:28 am

Daleks will always win
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Postby Manahakatouki » Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:33 am

Definetly the Daleks...

I'd be scared to take on four of them...
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Postby Zersium » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:27 pm

Manahakatouki wrote:Definetly the Daleks...

I'd be scared to take on four of them...


I'd run upstairs.

Mission accomplished.
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Postby Manahakatouki » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:32 pm

Zersium wrote:
Manahakatouki wrote:Definetly the Daleks...

I'd be scared to take on four of them...


I'd run upstairs.

Mission accomplished.


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Ushiku
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Postby Ushiku » Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:51 pm

The Daleks.

To paraphrase what they once said to the Cybermen before wiping the floor with them.

We could destroy the Stormtroopers with ONE DALEK!
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Postby The Romulan Republic » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:37 pm

Greater Mackonia wrote:Daleks will always win


Unless they run into the Doctor. :lol:
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Postby Flibbleites » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:03 pm

The Romulan Republic wrote:
Greater Mackonia wrote:Daleks will always win


Unless they run into the Doctor. :lol:

Who I doubt would work for the Empire.
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Postby AETEN II » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:07 pm

The Empire.
Why?
Because they have fucking zombie stormtroopers, and it's canon.
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Postby Zathganastan » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:20 pm

Empire would easily wipe them out with Darth Vader, the emperor, and hundreds of other force users.
Besides look at the impiral navy, who's going to stand up to fire power like that.
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Postby The Romulan Republic » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:53 pm

Flibbleites wrote:
The Romulan Republic wrote:
Unless they run into the Doctor. :lol:

Who I doubt would work for the Empire.


True, that. If the Doctor got involved both the Empire and the Daleks would both be screwed.
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Postby JuNii » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:11 am

The Romulan Republic wrote:
Greater Mackonia wrote:Daleks will always win


Unless they run into the Doctor. :lol:

"Ah... thousands of Cybermen? no problem... one doctor? now you're scared."
Rose Tyler to Dalek.
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

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Postby JuNii » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:14 am

Flibbleites wrote:
The Romulan Republic wrote:
Unless they run into the Doctor. :lol:

Who I doubt would work for the Empire.

that's a good question... Daleks vs Doctor vs Darth Vader...
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT
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Postby Vorond » Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:06 am

Stormtroopers...you mean those with the famed marksmanship-academy? :D

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The Daleks of course, though both comparably suck the Emperor's balls.
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