Imperial Stormtroopers vs. Imperial Daleks

[Olthar]

I'm guessing that the people voting for the Stormtroopers have never actually seen Dr. Who before. Granted, I haven't, either, but I at least know enough about it to know that the Daleks would completely annihilate the Stormtroopers.

[Avenio]

Stormtroopers, hands down. All they would need to do to win is go up or down a staircase.

[The Rubble Belt]

Neither the stormtroopers or the Daleks win. The the Doctor can defeat both the Cybermen and the Daleks at the same time by himself so I have no doubt that he can defeat the stormtroopers and Daleks with Luke Skywalker lending a hand.

[Ramsetia]

Imperial Starfleet Redshirts would win. Due to their sheer numbers and bland anonymity striking fear into even the Dalek's cold organic pumping system. And stormtroopers are just silly. Bone-white armour in a forest. Psh. At least tampograph some camouflage on that stuff.

But, yes. Imperial Starfleet Redshirts.

DALEKS DO NOT FEAR, DALEKS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF EMOTIONS!

Neither do redshirts. Blindly marching on into the face of inevitable death and dismemberment, completely oblivious to their expendability and their slim chances of survival. Endless waves of red polyester bearing down upon you firing dustbusters Phasers with oddly bending beams and unerring accuracy despite the lack of sights.

[The Floor Kippers]

Stormtroopers, hands down. All they would need to do to win is go up or down a staircase.

Caution: You Brought this Upon yourself

[OMGeverynameistaken]

Stormtroopers. They have the Death Star.

The first one was beaten by a single raid, the second was destroyed in a bombing run...The Daleks would eventually get the know-how.

Also, the Daleks are obsessed with exterminating anything that is not a Dalek(and they even repress urges to kill prisoners).

There are no stairs on the Death Star.

[Vertinalop]

It would depend on which unit of stormtroopers we are refering to. Take for instance the Imperial 501st which perfected destroying entire planets - therefore I am going with the 501st and Stormtroopers.

[Avenio]

Stormtroopers, hands down. All they would need to do to win is go up or down a staircase.

Caution: You Brought this Upon yourself

Oh, I know that they've gotten flight capabilities. I just thought it was amusing.

[Dinosaurana]

It would depend on which unit of stormtroopers we are refering to. Take for instance the Imperial 501st which perfected destroying entire planets - therefore I am going with the 501st and Stormtroopers.

Indeed, the 501st were the best of the best, veterans of the Clones Wars. Not to mention their utter hatred of robots (whom they referred as "gearheads"), which the Daleks looked like. Thus, the Daleks would stand no chance against them.

[Olthar]

Not to mention their utter hatred of robots (whom they referred as "gearheads"), which the Daleks looked like. Thus, the Daleks would stand no chance against them.

If hate could kill, then humanity would be dead.

[The Floor Kippers]

It would depend on which unit of stormtroopers we are refering to. Take for instance the Imperial 501st which perfected destroying entire planets - therefore I am going with the 501st and Stormtroopers.

Indeed, the 501st were the best of the best, veterans of the Clones Wars. Not to mention their utter hatred of robots (whom they referred as "gearheads"), which the Daleks looked like. Thus, the Daleks would stand no chance against them.

Even with this on the Daleks side?

[Dinosaurana]

Indeed, the 501st were the best of the best, veterans of the Clones Wars. Not to mention their utter hatred of robots (whom they referred as "gearheads"), which the Daleks looked like. Thus, the Daleks would stand no chance against them.

Even with this on the Daleks side?

Indeed, yes. They HAVE seen worse during the Clone Wars, facing all the droid forces the Separatists could throw at them.

[Wilgrove]

I'd have to say the Stomtroopers, all they have to do is go up stairs, and the Daleks are screwed.

[The Floor Kippers]

I'd have to say the Stomtroopers, all they have to do is go up stairs, and the Daleks are screwed.

People We've done this, That Joke lost all Punchlines Back in '88, Possibly in '85 But no-one knew what the Hell was going on in that scene

[JuNii]

wern't the Daleks consistantly twarted by ONE person?

[The Floor Kippers]

wern't the Daleks consistantly twarted by ONE person?

Remember The Doctor Isn't People, he doesn't remotely look like people

[Albion Rhodesia]

If we’re to use the BBC reasoning that what we see on tv/films is what has canonically occurred, then the Daleks have exterminated a lot more diverse groups, than storm troopers (who in the films didn’t seem able to kill anyone).

[JuNii]

wern't the Daleks consistantly twarted by ONE person?

Remember The Doctor Isn't People, he doesn't remotely look like people

I said 'person'.

Because the Doctor has defeated the Daleks so often, he has become their collective arch-enemy and they have standing orders to capture or exterminate him on sight. In later fiction, the Daleks know the Doctor as "Ka Faraq Gatri" ("Bringer of Darkness" or "Destroyer of Worlds"), and "The Oncoming Storm". Both the Ninth Doctor (Christopher Eccleston) and Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) suggest that the Doctor is one of the few beings the Daleks fear. In "Doomsday", Rose notes that while the Daleks see the extermination of five million Cybermen as "pest control", "one Doctor" visibly un-nerves them (to the point they physically recoil).

and wasn't it Rose (Billie Piper) who ended up Exterminating all the daleks?

[The Floor Kippers]

Remember The Doctor Isn't People, he doesn't remotely look like people

I said 'person'.

Because the Doctor has defeated the Daleks so often, he has become their collective arch-enemy and they have standing orders to capture or exterminate him on sight. In later fiction, the Daleks know the Doctor as "Ka Faraq Gatri" ("Bringer of Darkness" or "Destroyer of Worlds"), and "The Oncoming Storm". Both the Ninth Doctor (Christopher Eccleston) and Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) suggest that the Doctor is one of the few beings the Daleks fear. In "Doomsday", Rose notes that while the Daleks see the extermination of five million Cybermen as "pest control", "one Doctor" visibly un-nerves them (to the point they physically recoil).

and wasn't it Rose (Billie Piper) who ended up Exterminating all the daleks?

Mention Her Not By Name! She-Who-The-Doctor-Needlessly-Moped-over-For-Ages!

Who won in victory of the Daleks? Who was shut into the Pandorica along with the other villans? Who shot the Doctor In Journey's end? Who Invaded Earth With the Greatest of ease? Who Keeps Slipping through the grasp of the end of the Time war? Who controlled the Human race for 191 years? Who Almost Destroyed Time?

They're Not totally Useless, When was the last time a Stormtrooper Nearly Destroyed time?

[JuNii]

I said 'person'.



and wasn't it Rose (Billie Piper) who ended up Exterminating all the daleks?

Mention Her Not By Name! She-Who-The-Doctor-Needlessly-Moped-over-For-Ages!

Who won in victory of the Daleks? Who was shut into the Pandorica along with the other villans? Who shot the Doctor In Journey's end? Who Invaded Earth With the Greatest of ease? Who Keeps Slipping through the grasp of the end of the Time war? Who controlled the Human race for 191 years? Who Almost Destroyed Time?

They're Not totally Useless, When was the last time a Stormtrooper Nearly Destroyed time?

well, there were those stormtroopers that nearly wiped out the jedi...

the better question would be... who would win. The Time Lords or the Jedi...

[Albion Rhodesia]

Here’s a thought....all the Daleks would have to do is travel back far enough in time, and meddle with the history of the Star Wars Universe enough that no Empire would ever develop.

[Monte Sierre]

Dr Who beats them alll
YAY Dr Who? ?! !

[GuidoFawkes]

Stormtrooper: Daleks, be warned; you have declared war upon the Empire.
Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control!
Stormtrooper: We have five million stormtrooper. How many are you?
Dalek Sec: Four.
stormtrooper: You would destroy the Stormtrooper with four Daleks?
Dalek Sec: We would destroy the stormtroopers with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.
stormtrooper: What is that?
Dalek Sec: You are better at dying!

As Dalek Sec says best, "This isn't war It is pest control"
Enough Said Daleks for the win.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Stormtroopers, especially if you throw in the multitude of different Stormtrooper variations AND Darth Vader himself.

Vader would get killed, eventually ...and the Daleks also seem to have a variety of weapons on their favor, enhanced Tommy Guns, heavy individual weapons, and machines that can manipulate reality itself(not to mention biochemical WMDS and planet-busters).

[Albion Rhodesia]

Considering the Daleks have both an extensive arsenal of nuclear, biological and chemical weapons, it's a no contest situation.

Also, consider this.....a 3 Daleks(if my memory serves me), fought off the RAF Regiment(who had superior numbers) during Remembrance of the Daleks, while the storm troopers couldn't defeat a bunch of teddy bear insurgents, armed only with wooden spears and rocks(3rd Star Wars film), so you tell me....who's really the more skilled aggressor?

The Daleks who defeat a premier ground defense regiment or the storm troopers who lose to stone age bears?