Imperial Stormtroopers vs. Imperial Daleks

[Oterro]

It has "warp speed"!

That's Star Trek that has warp speed. Star Wars has Hyperspace.

Well it's been...

Many moons, since I've seen it.

[The Floor Kippers]

That's Star Trek that has warp speed. Star Wars has Hyperspace.

Well it's been...

Many moons, since I've seen it.

That's No Moon....

[The Southern Dictators]

Imperial Stormtroopers.

[Oterro]

Well it's been...

Many moons, since I've seen it.

That's No Moon....

Oh the memories!

[The Floor Kippers]

Well it's been...

Many moons, since I've seen it.

That's No Moon....

....Its A Dalek Crucible

[New Amerik]

That's No Moon....

....Its A Dalek Crucible

Nah, it's those darn Moon Nazis again. You can tell by the markings on the saucers.

[Post War America]

Daleks, unless the stormtroopers could acquire sufficient numbers of Tom Baker's hat*, then it would take the entire 501st Stormtrooper Legion (the best of the best) to take out a single Imperial Dalek.

*Imperial Daleks are before the 4th series finale.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Really? One Dalek has killed 200 People with No Back up, After; Crushing a Man's Skull, prior to that Setting another Man On fire Through Contact with the Dalek Casing, and Breaking out of A Hyper-secure Cell then Proceeding to drain all the power out of the east coast of the USA and absorbing the Internet?
Could a Stormtrooper do that?

Uh, I already said I think Daleks would win in a fight. I just like Storm troopers better. They have cooler armour and stuff.

Matter of tatse I guess, I would love being in a Dalek suit, waving my Manipulator arm(the Plunger)at people while shouting "Exterminate!"

[The Corparation]

Stormies,hand down, theyve got the manpower to simply swarm over the daleks. Add to that the massive imperial navy and all those super weapons and they win.

[Albion Rhodesia]

Daleks have nukes!!!!

What the hell does the Empire have other than that "moon destruction thing" which was destoryed twice!

Plus, no Dalek would ever lose to a teddy bear with a wooden spear!

[Olthar]

Fixed. Star Wars is not in any way science fiction. Neither is Dr. Who, for that matter, if my understanding of the show is accurate. Hell, most of the things thrown under the "sci-fi" banner nowadays are not actually sci-fi. It's disappointing that no one seems to understand what that actually means anymore.

How Can Star Wars Be Futuristic? Isn't it set "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away"

I do hope you're being facetious.

[The Floor Kippers]

How Can Star Wars Be Futuristic? Isn't it set "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away"

I do hope you're being facetious.

Caught Red Handed!

[Grays Harbor]

Daleks have nukes!!!!

What the hell does the Empire have other than that "moon destruction thing" which was destoryed twice!

Plus, no Dalek would ever lose to a teddy bear with a wooden spear!

No but they DO keep losing to a 900+ year old guy with a screwdriver as his only weapon and who lives in a phone booth.

[The Floor Kippers]

Daleks have nukes!!!!

What the hell does the Empire have other than that "moon destruction thing" which was destoryed twice!

Plus, no Dalek would ever lose to a teddy bear with a wooden spear!

No but they DO keep losing to a 900+ year old guy with a screwdriver as his only weapon and who lives in a phone booth.

Sort of Downplaying the Sonic aspect Screwdriver and the Time-Space Machine, That's NOT a Phone Boooth Its A Police Box, that's Bigger on the Inside.

[Grays Harbor]

No but they DO keep losing to a 900+ year old guy with a screwdriver as his only weapon and who lives in a phone booth.

Sort of Downplaying the Sonic aspect Screwdriver and the Time-Space Machine, That's NOT a Phone Boooth Its A Police Box, that's Bigger on the Inside.

The downplaying was intentional, and we are aware of the full aspects of what the TARDIS is. I've been watching Doctor Who since John Pertwee was The Doctor.

[The Floor Kippers]

Sort of Downplaying the Sonic aspect Screwdriver and the Time-Space Machine, That's NOT a Phone Boooth Its A Police Box, that's Bigger on the Inside.

The downplaying was intentional, and we are aware of the full aspects of what the TARDIS is. I've been watching Doctor Who since John Pertwee was The Doctor.

Good.
It Just Gets My Goat When People call the TARDIS a Phone Booth, This Isn't Frigging Bill and Ted!

[Grays Harbor]

The downplaying was intentional, and we are aware of the full aspects of what the TARDIS is. I've been watching Doctor Who since John Pertwee was The Doctor.

Good.
It Just Gets My Goat When People call the TARDIS a Phone Booth, This Isn't Frigging Bill and Ted!

True, that. But you do have to admit the Doctor has had some truly excellent adventures.

Still trying to get my wife, who has wonderfully curly red hair, to dress as Nyssa at DragonCon one of these years. She did an excellent "Tom Baker" costume for herself last year, including an 18' scarf she knit herself. But I think me as the 5th Doctor and her as Nyssa would be just too fun.

[Monte Sierre]

Good.
It Just Gets My Goat When People call the TARDIS a Phone Booth, This Isn't Frigging Bill and Ted!

True, that. But you do have to admit the Doctor has had some truly excellent adventures.

Still trying to get my wife, who has wonderfully curly red hair, to dress as Nyssa at DragonCon one of these years. She did an excellent "Tom Baker" costume for herself last year, including an 18' scarf she knit herself. But I think me as the 5th Doctor and her as Nyssa would be just too fun.

I agree that DR WHO is 'excellent' (cues in electric guitars), but referring the most epic Sci-Fi series to ever come out of Britain (probably the world) to 2 idiots who simply kidnap important historical figures in Earths history just to pass an assignment without any concern for the space time continuum! (Finally breathes and takes a breath from his inhaler) is truly atrocious! DR WHO is epically awesome and is full of OOBER plots which seem to always make sense in the imposibility of it all, whist Bill and Ted (cues in electric guitars) is as scientifically correct as an ogre smashing his head with a rock whilst whistleling the Bulgarian national anthem!!!

[Albion Rhodesia]

To its credit, Doctor Who is a lot more accessible to the public, in that so long as you watch the television program, you can get a very good idea of what’s going on and especially during the RTD era the new viewer way basically re-explained Doctor Who.

On the other hand, it seems as though the Star Wars franchise has been taken over the by the super fans and simply viewing the films is apparently not enough to fully understand all the elements of that franchise (admittedly I’m not a fan of the Star Wars series, and have only ever seen the films, which at best were unique).

Also is it just me, or did the Star Wars franchise simply get worse, with each new film. I mean it went from a rather unique planet destroying machine, to Stone Age teddy bears....

[Grays Harbor]

True, that. But you do have to admit the Doctor has had some truly excellent adventures.

Still trying to get my wife, who has wonderfully curly red hair, to dress as Nyssa at DragonCon one of these years. She did an excellent "Tom Baker" costume for herself last year, including an 18' scarf she knit herself. But I think me as the 5th Doctor and her as Nyssa would be just too fun.

I agree that DR WHO is 'excellent' (cues in electric guitars), but referring the most epic Sci-Fi series to ever come out of Britain (probably the world) to 2 idiots who simply kidnap important historical figures in Earths history just to pass an assignment without any concern for the space time continuum! (Finally breathes and takes a breath from his inhaler) is truly atrocious! DR WHO is epically awesome and is full of OOBER plots which seem to always make sense in the imposibility of it all, whist Bill and Ted (cues in electric guitars) is as scientifically correct as an ogre smashing his head with a rock whilst whistleling the Bulgarian national anthem!!!

wow. chill. If you think I was seriously trying to compare The Doctor to Bill & Ted, then you really need to reread what I wrote, which was a couple smallish jokes and one-liners. Nowhere was there any comparison.

Besides, I am a true geek. I own an 18 foot multicolour scarf.

so there.

[Olthar]

Also is it just me, or did the Star Wars franchise simply get worse, with each new film. I mean it went from a rather unique planet destroying machine, to Stone Age teddy bears....

Well, the transition from A New Hope to The Empire Strikes Back was an improvement. After that, however, it's been falling like a rock.

[Monte Sierre]

Also is it just me, or did the Star Wars franchise simply get worse, with each new film. I mean it went from a rather unique planet destroying machine, to Stone Age teddy bears....

Well, the transition from A New Hope to The Empire Strikes Back was an improvement. After that, however, it's been falling like a rock.

All of the star wars were good, except for eps 4, 5, 6 and all spin offs!

[The Corparation]

Well, the transition from A New Hope to The Empire Strikes Back was an improvement. After that, however, it's been falling like a rock.

All of the star wars were good, except for eps 4, 5, 6 1,2,3 and all spin offs!

Remember they went back and added the stupid numbers in. going by production order 4,5,6 suck. By the series time line its 1,2,3 that suck. What really ticks me off is that to get any of Episdoe 3 you have to watch the stupid clone wars miniseries. In the same time frame happening simultaneously they added another clone wars series and animated movie. All of which makes no sense whatsoever.

[Albion Rhodesia]

All of the star wars were good, except for eps 4, 5, 6 1,2,3 and all spin offs!

Remember they went back and added the stupid numbers in. going by production order 4,5,6 suck. By the series time line its 1,2,3 that suck. What really ticks me off is that to get any of Episdoe 3 you have to watch the stupid clone wars miniseries. In the same time frame happening simultaneously they added another clone wars series and animated movie. All of which makes no sense whatsoever.

This exhibits one of the major flaws in the Star Wars franchise, which though probably should be blamed on the marketing department, since I for one had no idea who the hell that strange semi-robotic fellow was, and well the rest of the film felt forced.

Though the BBC has its flaws, I have to say that their policy of only making what was seen on television as canonical content is an excellent one.

[Monte Sierre]

Remember they went back and added the stupid numbers in. going by production order 4,5,6 suck. By the series time line its 1,2,3 that suck. What really ticks me off is that to get any of Episdoe 3 you have to watch the stupid clone wars miniseries. In the same time frame happening simultaneously they added another clone wars series and animated movie. All of which makes no sense whatsoever.

This exhibits one of the major flaws in the Star Wars franchise, which though probably should be blamed on the marketing department, since I for one had no idea who the hell that strange semi-robotic fellow was, and well the rest of the film felt forced.

Though the BBC has its flaws, I have to say that their policy of only making what was seen on television as canonical content is an excellent one.

I really don't see the point in comparing Star Wars to Doctor Who, It is just too obvious that the Doctor will pull ahead every time, Star wars cannot even come close to the BBC Sci-Fi.
Maybe comparing Star Wars and Star Trek, this might be easier,
hey, what an awesome idea!
I might start a thread bout this, WHO'S WITH ME!