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1. The Imperial Stormtroopers! Long Live The Empire!
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2. The Daleks! Conquer and Destroy!
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Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:54 pm

So, who would win? One might say the stormtroopers win because they might be technologically more capable of facing the slow and cubersome Daleks(impervious to bullets).

However, The Empire's elite forces was beaten by Ewoks!the Daleks have proven it time and time agian, they "exterminate" almost everything in their way despite their appearance(of a trash can with a plunger and batter for arms)and despite in which place, time, Series Season or even anime-project they are in.

Personally, I am biased for the Daleks, however, I'll let you geeks decide and argue(and let's not even mention the Nazi stormtroopers! The Daleks would plunge the toilets with them!).
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:04 pm

The Imperial Daleks, Hands Down.
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Postby New Amerik » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:58 pm

Imperial Stormtroopers, of course.

The Daleks aren't human = the Empire's a speciesest dick against nonhumans.
The Daleks aren't individualized = Stormtroopers excel against shooting guys that all look the same, but suffer against individuals.
The Daleks don't even remotely look like living beings = No remorse for shooting things that, as far as the Stormtroopers would be concerned, are robots.
The Daleks are metal machines wrapped around squid-thingies = The stormtroopers can roll their EMP grenades up to them, disable the electronics and weapon systems, and then haul the flesh bodies out and shoot them.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:04 am

Daleks have a Better track record when exterminating others, there is no such thing as the imperial Dalek marksmanship academy.
Daleks aren't affected by EMPs, Cybemen are, Daleks Aren't.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:27 am

Stormtroopers. They have the Death Star.

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Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:24 pm

Hathradic States wrote:Stormtroopers. They have the Death Star.


The first one was beaten by a single raid, the second was destroyed in a bombing run...The Daleks would eventually get the know-how.

Also, the Daleks are obsessed with exterminating anything that is not a Dalek(and they even repress urges to kill prisoners).
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:47 pm

Imperial Stormtroopers, because I just can't take trash cans with plungers seriously.
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Postby Daemonicai » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:09 pm

New Amerik wrote:Imperial Stormtroopers, of course.

The Daleks aren't human = the Empire's a speciesest dick against nonhumans.
The Daleks aren't individualized = Stormtroopers excel against shooting guys that all look the same, but suffer against individuals.
The Daleks don't even remotely look like living beings = No remorse for shooting things that, as far as the Stormtroopers would be concerned, are robots.
The Daleks are metal machines wrapped around squid-thingies = The stormtroopers can roll their EMP grenades up to them, disable the electronics and weapon systems, and then haul the flesh bodies out and shoot them.


The Daleks routinely destroy entire galaxies, travel through time and space, nigh-impervious to essentially everything, fly etc. They don't get affected by EMPs and only the strongest and most unique of deus ex machina or plot shields can stop them.

Oh, did I mention they have a weapon that destroys reality itself?


Yeah, the Daleks will wipe the floor with the Empire.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:11 pm

Daemonicai wrote:
New Amerik wrote:Imperial Stormtroopers, of course.

The Daleks aren't human = the Empire's a speciesest dick against nonhumans.
The Daleks aren't individualized = Stormtroopers excel against shooting guys that all look the same, but suffer against individuals.
The Daleks don't even remotely look like living beings = No remorse for shooting things that, as far as the Stormtroopers would be concerned, are robots.
The Daleks are metal machines wrapped around squid-thingies = The stormtroopers can roll their EMP grenades up to them, disable the electronics and weapon systems, and then haul the flesh bodies out and shoot them.


The Daleks routinely destroy entire galaxies, travel through time and space, nigh-impervious to essentially everything, fly etc. They don't get affected by EMPs and only the strongest and most unique of deus ex machina or plot shields can stop them.

Oh, did I mention they have a weapon that destroys reality itself?


Yeah, the Daleks will wipe the floor with the Empire.

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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby New Amerik » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:21 pm

Daemonicai wrote:
New Amerik wrote:Imperial Stormtroopers, of course.

The Daleks aren't human = the Empire's a speciesest dick against nonhumans.
The Daleks aren't individualized = Stormtroopers excel against shooting guys that all look the same, but suffer against individuals.
The Daleks don't even remotely look like living beings = No remorse for shooting things that, as far as the Stormtroopers would be concerned, are robots.
The Daleks are metal machines wrapped around squid-thingies = The stormtroopers can roll their EMP grenades up to them, disable the electronics and weapon systems, and then haul the flesh bodies out and shoot them.


The Daleks routinely destroy entire galaxies, travel through time and space, nigh-impervious to essentially everything, fly etc. They don't get affected by EMPs and only the strongest and most unique of deus ex machina or plot shields can stop them.

Oh, did I mention they have a weapon that destroys reality itself?
Yeah, the Daleks will wipe the floor with the Empire.


You make a fine point. In that case, all the Empire has to do is wait for the Daleks to come to their universe.

Once out of their protected universe, they become deprived of their plotonium-powered uberness and are easily killed off by the Stormtroopers, for the reasons mentioned above.

Also, Daleks are lolfail if they have a weapon that can solve their wishes and yet haven't used it yet. Add to that the whole "garbage cans with plungers" thing, and I fail to take them seriously if they can't even prioritize their goals correctly.
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Postby UCUMAY » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:32 pm

Dalek we will exterminate. EXTERMINATE!
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Postby Flibbleites » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:58 pm

Considering Stormtroopers have a hard time hitting the broad side of the Death Star, I have to go with the Daleks.

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Postby SaintB » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:40 am

Conserative Morality wrote:Imperial Stormtroopers, because I just can't take trash cans with plungers seriously.

Its also kind of hard to take seriously a group of elite soldiers who get defeated by teddy bears armed with slingshots and guerrilla tactics.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:41 am

SaintB wrote:Its also kind of hard to take seriously a group of elite soldiers who get defeated by teddy bears armed with slingshots and guerrilla tactics.

Yes, but at least they looked like a serious threat.
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Postby Sremski okrug » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:17 pm

Daleks. Stormtroops are one of the worst soldiers ever.
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Postby Helgrin » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:45 pm

The Imperial Guard could beat both combined. :p
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Postby Gavinkuo » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:14 pm

Before I cast my vote, can somebody tell me who has the plot armor in this contest?

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:19 pm

Gavinkuo wrote:Before I cast my vote, can somebody tell me who has the plot armor in this contest?

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That doesn't say much...
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Postby Gavinkuo » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:26 pm

It all depends if a sequel is planned, Kippers.

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Postby Exemplis » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:28 am

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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Postby Cannot think of a name » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:33 pm

It's hardly arguable that the Daleks would win, they are written far more menacingly than the keystone cops of the galaxy Stormtroopers. We've seen the Stormtroopers be successful all of once boarding the princess' diplomatic ship. Otherwise they're bested at pretty much every turn...they don't notice an 'old wizard' turning off the tractor beam because he makes a rock throwing noise with his mind, they are easily tricked with a 'these are not the droids your looking for'...which only one other dude fell for in those movies, I don't think it's an actual Jedi trick, I just think guards in that universe are really bad at what they do. And then there's the whole forest of teddy bears thing.

The only thing that seems to stop Daleks is The Doctor, and I don't really see him teaming up with Lord Vader to stop them. Maybe the Rebel Alliance, trying to stop both in one of those Daleks vs. the Cybermen kind of deals.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:29 pm

Is this a serious question? I suppose it's not as bad a match-up as Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann vs. Galactus, but it's still incredibly one-sided.

Daleks for sure. The Stormtroopers don't even have a change.
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Postby Ramsetia » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:32 pm

Imperial Starfleet Redshirts would win. Due to their sheer numbers and bland anonymity striking fear into even the Dalek's cold organic pumping system. And stormtroopers are just silly. Bone-white armour in a forest. Psh. At least tampograph some camouflage on that stuff.

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Postby Dinosaurana » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:32 pm

Stormtroopers, especially if you throw in the multitude of different Stormtrooper variations AND Darth Vader himself.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:34 pm

Ramsetia wrote:Imperial Starfleet Redshirts would win. Due to their sheer numbers and bland anonymity striking fear into even the Dalek's cold organic pumping system. And stormtroopers are just silly. Bone-white armour in a forest. Psh. At least tampograph some camouflage on that stuff.

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