Your country's Hetalia representation

[The Rich Port]

Yeah, but what do earthquakes have to do with him?

Haitian Earthquake.

'Kay...

[Thurask]

A nerdy socialist with coke-bottle glasses and Bibles on his feet just so he could step on them whenever he walks. If any Wagner is playing, nerd rage kicks in towards anything perceived as "capitalist hoyvin-glavin".

[Frenequesta]

Frenequesta is a socially awkward nerd wearing square, black and thickly rimmed glasses who sports fox ears and a tail due to the popularity of such plastic surgery in the nation. He is always prying into others' business but does little to act on them-- curious might best describe him. He is also a brown-noser with other nations, trying to gain attention despite the fact that he is rather quite ordinary. He will also go out of his way to get others to turn in their forms in on time.

He carries a violin with him at all times and will purposely set it out of tune to create different takes on old favorites. He also has bad hygiene, and has a fair anarchist streak to him despite the fact that he loves order and is positively fascinated by huge bureaucracies. He lives well below his means and will gladly take a pay cut, and will likely not marry in his lifetime. He is relatively well-informed, but tends to avoid controversial discussions because once he separated "is" and "ought", the "ought" side was relativistic and thus not worth his time.

[New Amerik]

New Amerik takes the form of a large and jovial scientist fanatically devoted to her twin pleasures of self-defense (fencing), and discovering new inventions and so on. With black hair, a sly grin, and a nicely fitted labcoat, she'll happily integrate with others and use them as best she can behind their backs, unless she finds someone she really likes.

Flips between paranoia of others stealing her work and joyful giving away of discoveries.

[Aescentia]

Aescentia would be a shy, slim man wearing black with severe OCD. He tends to hide in a corner yet, when pressured, can do some serious damage.

[The Rich Port]

New Amerik takes the form of a large and jovial scientist fanatically devoted to her twin pleasures of self-defense (fencing), and discovering new inventions and so on. With black hair, a sly grin, and a nicely fitted labcoat, she'll happily integrate with others and use them as best she can behind their backs, unless she finds someone she really likes.

Flips between paranoia of others stealing her work and joyful giving away of discoveries.

Please tell me she looks like the woman in this vid.

[New Amerik]

New Amerik takes the form of a large and jovial scientist fanatically devoted to her twin pleasures of self-defense (fencing), and discovering new inventions and so on. With black hair, a sly grin, and a nicely fitted labcoat, she'll happily integrate with others and use them as best she can behind their backs, unless she finds someone she really likes.

Flips between paranoia of others stealing her work and joyful giving away of discoveries.

Please tell me she looks like the woman in this vid.

Hey, that actually fits pretty well! Nice song.

Yeah, I'd imagine she'd look similar.

[The Rich Port]

Please tell me she looks like the woman in this vid.

Hey, that actually fits pretty well! Nice song.

Yeah, I'd imagine she'd look similar.

Shweet. The Rich Port is STOKED. Baron Samedi is going to be STOKED, too.

[Hathradic States]

An uniformed man who is torn between protecting his family (the people) and doing what is right in the eyes of the world. He is also willing to kill whoever for the sake of his cause. Hathradic States is always thumping his chest, and proving to the world that he is a serious contender.

Meryuma would totally tell him to lighten up.

Hathradic States would then take out his M1911 and put it in Meryuma's mouth.

[The Rich Port]

Meryuma would totally tell him to lighten up.

Hathradic States would then take out his M1911 and put it in Meryuma's mouth.

Dude, this is Hetalia, not Warhammer 40,000. You have to pillow fight him... I think... What the hell do they even do on that show?

[Conoga]

Hathradic States would then take out his M1911 and put it in Meryuma's mouth.

Dude, this is Hetalia, not Warhammer 40,000. You have to pillow fight him... I think... What the hell do they even do on that show?

I watched the first episode of it.

It consisted of the Roman Empire, and a bunch of people from the UN arguing.

Switzerland was the best...

[New Amerik]

Hey, that actually fits pretty well! Nice song.

Yeah, I'd imagine she'd look similar.

Shweet. The Rich Port is STOKED. Baron Samedi is going to be STOKED, too.

Baron Samedi can take his bones of her lab, before he gets a Flux'N'Dux Smileytron 9000 in the place where the sun don't shine.

And presumably since the sun is too scared to shine on him at all, that's a fully-body pain. SCIENCE DEMANDS PAIN!

[The Rich Port]

Shweet. The Rich Port is STOKED. Baron Samedi is going to be STOKED, too.

Baron Samedi can take his bones of her lab, before he gets a Flux'N'Dux Smileytron 9000 in the place where the sun don't shine.

And presumably since the sun is too scared to shine on him at all, that's a fully-body pain. SCIENCE DEMANDS PAIN!

You do realize this is a being that has transcended reality, ya know?

Ah, who cares. Sacrifice a few chickens, though. It helps.

[Hathradic States]

Hathradic States would then take out his M1911 and put it in Meryuma's mouth.

Dude, this is Hetalia, not Warhammer 40,000. You have to pillow fight him... I think... What the hell do they even do on that show?

Who cares? The BRHS lives to break the rules. (We want a WA condemnation, dammit!)

[Conserative Morality]

Quick sketch in paint of Nicksyllvania-tan
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A WOMAN Officer?

For shame, Nick!

Also very well done.

[The Rich Port]

Dude, this is Hetalia, not Warhammer 40,000. You have to pillow fight him... I think... What the hell do they even do on that show?

Who cares? The BRHS lives to break the rules. (We want a WA condemnation, dammit!)

We can kind of tell you're desperate for attention... Like a runaway preteen girl.

Quick sketch in paint of Nicksyllvania-tan

NN, I take all those things I said about your country being redneck back...

Your country is filled with TRANNIES, though.

[New Amerik]

Quick sketch in paint of Nicksyllvania-tan
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Where is pile of barbarian minorities? Not Nick without PBM!

[Hathradic States]

Who cares? The BRHS lives to break the rules. (We want a WA condemnation, dammit!)

We can kind of tell you're desperate for attention... Like a runaway preteen girl.

We are just out to prove that we are a real threat to the world. Nevermind the Soviets, here's the Freedom Party.

[The Rich Port]

too lazy to do moar animu

@CM Just japanese tradition of turning male officers into girls. Like the Three Kingdoms.

NN, if I slept with that chick I'd be gay, because that dude has a dick.

[Conserative Morality]

NN, if I slept with that chick I'd be gay, because that dude has a dick.

???

[The Rich Port]

NN, if I slept with that chick I'd be gay, because that dude has a dick.

???

It's like a seven foot model, which is kinda like a unicorn: it's unique, magical, and it probably has a dick.

[Paradasea II]

Paradasea would be a 5'0" (due to our diminutive size and population), a bisexual (due to our large gay population), and mellow (due to our isolationism) woman who is a bit competitive, a little too sure of herself, and political eccentric, supporting environmentalist causes and animal rights as well as low taxes and lax gun laws.

[Conserative Morality]

It's like a seven foot model, which is kinda like a unicorn: it's unique, magical, and it probably has a dick.

You're simply jealous that a woman is more manly than you.

[The Rich Port]

It's like a seven foot model, which is kinda like a unicorn: it's unique, magical, and it probably has a dick.

You're simply jealous that a woman is more manly than you.

Hey, I'm cool with it. She just better not expect me to jump into bed with her.

Besides, nobody can beat mah chikkin leg pwoer. I'm like a Puerto Rican Hitmonlee

[St George of England]

St George of England would be a young, snobish, slightly racist male. He would make grand gestures and announcements and frequently propose ideas that haven't been fully thought through, but delivered with gusto and authority.

He would also have green hair, and a penchant for foreign alcohol, whilst claiming that British is better.