By JibJab
Updated one, just for everyone to enjoy, not just anyone above 13:
There once a time, not long ago, when each and everyday:
At 6:00 each evening, you'd knew news was on its way.
From anchors of integrity to free channels to choose.
That's what we called the news!
Then along came cable and a ratings race ensued!
Great legends found themselves replaced by blondes da da, du du.
Debate replaced by punditry, politically skewed!
It's what we call the news!
We interrupt this story which is coming form Iraq!
Cos Rosie's Suin Donald. Donald Suin Rosie back.
We're cutting from Darfur, we're in Des Moines with urgent news!
There's a finger in my food!
Guitar strings, titles, sound effects, and graphics everywhere!
Breaking news each minute on the rush to get on air!
With scandals, dramas, tragedies and mindless ballyhoo,
That's turned our brains to goo!
Now only 3% can point to Kabul on a map!
Dun Da Dun Da Dun Da Du Da Du Da Dun!
The world's greatly affected by the stories you choose
To put into the news!
Bronco chases, plane wrecks, shootings, victims on a cruise!
Jonbenet, Scott Peterson and Anna Nicole too!
Celebrities in rehab and a mauling at the zoo!
It's what we call the... what we call the... what... we... call... the... news!
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