Scary stories

[Germonica]

I want you guys to post the SCARIEST Stories you've ever read.

And by the way, I don't know how to spell wensday unless I use spell check.

[Lacadaemon]

I once read this story about a guy who was trapped 4 days in the past and didn't realize it. Creepy shit.

[Maxedon]

"Obama get's Re-elected" I screamed in terror.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I just started the Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I haven't gotten to a particularly scary part yet...

[Hydesland]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[New Manvir]

"Obama get's Re-elected" I screamed in terror.

Do you carry that around with you everywhere you go?

[Goober Kingdom]

"Obama get's Re-elected" I screamed in terror.

EEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Meryuma]

"Obama get's Re-elected" I screamed in terror.

Meh. He's just another statist, just like Bush and Clinton.

[United Dependencies]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Political Pilgrims]

@ Hydesland

u r sooooo stoopidd!! was the dead dad, duh! zombie dad!

[Wilgrove]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

This reminds me of badly written fanfic by Peter Chimaera. They were just really really badly written, but so damn funny.

This is my favorite one

As for scary stories, I dunno, I've been around horror films and gore films for so long that I think I've become used to the whole thing.

[Niur]

There was a story of a young boy who had a chronic fear of dogs. However, in first grade that boy decided to help pick up trash from the schoolyard, which happened to border some houses. One of those houses happened to have a very large rottweiler in it. As the boy picked up trash dutifully, he came across the border. The dog attacked, and bit his arm, and so the boy ran to the nurses office to get help, as it was bleeding. However, on his way he was apprehended by one of the school admniistraters, and given immediate in school suspension for bothering the dog, whose parking had supposedly waken the administrator. And so the boy sat in a hot portable all day, bleeding from his arm, and crying. However, at the end of the day he was given two weeks of detention for staining the desk, however this would not have been an issue if the boy was allowed to have medical help.

Its scary, because the boy that this happened to was me.

[Political Pilgrims]

@ Wilgrove

That guy's trollbaiting, right? Regardless, that's the second funniest thing for me today.

[Wilgrove]

@ Wilgrove

That guy's trollbaiting, right? Regardless, that's the second funniest thing for me today.

I can't tell if he is, or if he's just a really really bad writer.

[Niur]

@ Wilgrove

That guy's trollbaiting, right? Regardless, that's the second funniest thing for me today.

I can't tell if he is, or if he's just a really really bad writer.

My favorite review:

What a masterpiece. There are so many nuances. The style it is written in is so daring. Many simple-minded people would criticize it-they do not appreciate Chimaera's audacity to use such unorthodox techniques. I can find countless such examples in any given sentence.

**Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead"**

Instead of writing multiple sentences with a lot of needless exposition, he uses this one sentence to establish so much in such a concise way. Is that not what good writing is all about? People are intimidated by what they do not understand.

Instead of writing something conventional like "Neo woke up suddenly from a nightmare of his beloved Trinity's death" Chimaera instead establishes being awake as a state of mind, in an unorthodox method-by simply saying that Neo was "wake from sleeping." In one sentence, he makes the reader rethink everything they thought they knew about writing and grammatical structure, and opens up so many possiblities. Instead of "he shouted," Chimaera instead opted for "he shout." Brilliant.

[Wilgrove]

I can't tell if he is, or if he's just a really really bad writer.

My favorite review:

What a masterpiece. There are so many nuances. The style it is written in is so daring. Many simple-minded people would criticize it-they do not appreciate Chimaera's audacity to use such unorthodox techniques. I can find countless such examples in any given sentence.

**Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead"**

Instead of writing multiple sentences with a lot of needless exposition, he uses this one sentence to establish so much in such a concise way. Is that not what good writing is all about? People are intimidated by what they do not understand.

Instead of writing something conventional like "Neo woke up suddenly from a nightmare of his beloved Trinity's death" Chimaera instead establishes being awake as a state of mind, in an unorthodox method-by simply saying that Neo was "wake from sleeping." In one sentence, he makes the reader rethink everything they thought they knew about writing and grammatical structure, and opens up so many possiblities. Instead of "he shouted," Chimaera instead opted for "he shout." Brilliant.

That's just....that's just made of win.

[Allrule]

There was a story of a young boy who had a chronic fear of dogs. However, in first grade that boy decided to help pick up trash from the schoolyard, which happened to border some houses. One of those houses happened to have a very large rottweiler in it. As the boy picked up trash dutifully, he came across the border. The dog attacked, and bit his arm, and so the boy ran to the nurses office to get help, as it was bleeding. However, on his way he was apprehended by one of the school admniistraters, and given immediate in school suspension for bothering the dog, whose parking had supposedly waken the administrator. And so the boy sat in a hot portable all day, bleeding from his arm, and crying. However, at the end of the day he was given two weeks of detention for staining the desk, however this would not have been an issue if the boy was allowed to have medical help.

Its scary, because the boy that this happened to was me.

Jesus Christ.
Please tell me the school administrator is burning in hell. Please.

[Niur]

There was a story of a young boy who had a chronic fear of dogs. However, in first grade that boy decided to help pick up trash from the schoolyard, which happened to border some houses. One of those houses happened to have a very large rottweiler in it. As the boy picked up trash dutifully, he came across the border. The dog attacked, and bit his arm, and so the boy ran to the nurses office to get help, as it was bleeding. However, on his way he was apprehended by one of the school admniistraters, and given immediate in school suspension for bothering the dog, whose parking had supposedly waken the administrator. And so the boy sat in a hot portable all day, bleeding from his arm, and crying. However, at the end of the day he was given two weeks of detention for staining the desk, however this would not have been an issue if the boy was allowed to have medical help.

Its scary, because the boy that this happened to was me.

Jesus Christ.
Please tell me the school administrator is burning in hell. Please.

As far as I know, she was next in line to be principal.

[Old Erisia]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

It actually goes liek dis:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad dont hav a daughter!"

[Allrule]

Jesus Christ.
Please tell me the school administrator is burning in hell. Please.

As far as I know, she was next in line to be principal.

Oh, that's it. I'm leading the angry mob!
*gets torches and pitchforks*