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Postby Great Valencia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:56 pm

Anyone seen Jackass 3D?

Hey, HI-5 *BOOM*!

Probably the funniest movie ever.
What were the best parts?

The Hand, midget bar fight and when Preston walks into the store and Wee man walks out xD
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Postby Unilisia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:58 pm

Great Valencia wrote:Anyone seen Jackass 3D?

Hey, HI-5 *BOOM*!

Probably the funniest movie ever.
What were the best parts?

The Hand, midget bar fight and when Preston walks into the store and Wee man walks out xD


Yes, I saw it. Good move, funny, but 3d killed it.
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Postby Great Valencia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:59 pm

It wasnt really 3D, all it did was make it look more realistic, instead of a flat screen
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:59 pm

Was good movie.
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Postby Ceannairceach » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:31 pm

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. I personally liked the HI-5 thing the best, just for how well it was placed. Also the tether ball of bees was just great.

Oh, or when they, once again, toyed with Bam's irrational fear of snakes. Classic.

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Postby Unilisia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:32 pm

Great Valencia wrote:It wasnt really 3D, all it did was make it look more realistic, instead of a flat screen


Aherm, it costs $15 more dollars to get in. And it made the movie look stupid.
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Postby Ceannairceach » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:42 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Great Valencia wrote:It wasnt really 3D, all it did was make it look more realistic, instead of a flat screen


Aherm, it costs $15 more dollars to get in. And it made the movie look stupid.

:blink:
Where do YOU live? In my town, it was just five dollars more... And the 3D wasn't terrible; slightly annoying when wearing glasses already, nut not terrible.

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Postby Vandengaarde » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:43 pm

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Great Valencia wrote:It wasnt really 3D, all it did was make it look more realistic, instead of a flat screen


Aherm, it costs $15 more dollars to get in. And it made the movie look stupid.

I am stalking you.

$15 seems excessive, as the most I've seen it as an increase is $3.

Do you go to overpriced theatres?
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Postby Demen » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:33 pm

It was sincerlely the worst "comedy" I have ever had the dis-pleasure of watching.




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Postby Ceannairceach » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:35 pm

Demen wrote:It was sincerlely the worst "comedy" I have ever had the dis-pleasure of watching.

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Are you being serious, or is this an attempt at sarcasm...? I hope the latter.

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Postby Demen » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:39 pm

Ceannairceach wrote:
Demen wrote:It was sincerlely the worst "comedy" I have ever had the dis-pleasure of watching.

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Are you being serious, or is this an attempt at sarcasm...? I hope the latter.

I'm serious.



I fucking hated that movie.
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Postby Great Valencia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:38 pm

Vandengaarde wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
Aherm, it costs $15 more dollars to get in. And it made the movie look stupid.

I am stalking you.

$15 seems excessive, as the most I've seen it as an increase is $3.

Do you go to overpriced theatres?


I paid $45 to get in... For one person, me.
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Postby Ceannairceach » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:42 am

Demen wrote:
Ceannairceach wrote:Are you being serious, or is this an attempt at sarcasm...? I hope the latter.

I'm serious.

I fucking hated that movie.

OK, then why? What was bad about it? Do you simply not like physical comedy, or is it that the thing had no plot?

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Postby Hassett » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:58 pm

Anyone else died laughing from the midget bar fight scene?

Funny movie, not sure it was worth the $13.50 ticket though

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Postby Great Valencia » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:59 pm

Hassett wrote:Anyone else died laughing from the midget bar fight scene?

Funny movie, not sure it was worth the $13.50 ticket though

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13.50!?!?!?

Whoa...

Cheap...

Midget barfight was the best!

Best scenes:
Barfight
Giant hand
Preston and Weeman trick (Weeman walks out and takes the dog)
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Postby Cerod » Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:39 pm

Great Valencia wrote:Anyone seen Jackass 3D?

Hey, HI-5 *BOOM*!

Probably the funniest movie ever.
What were the best parts?

The Hand, midget bar fight and when Preston walks into the store and Wee man walks out xD


Thanks for ruining it for me :geek:
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Postby Great Valencia » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:09 pm

Cerod wrote:
Great Valencia wrote:Anyone seen Jackass 3D?

Hey, HI-5 *BOOM*!

Probably the funniest movie ever.
What were the best parts?

The Hand, midget bar fight and when Preston walks into the store and Wee man walks out xD


Thanks for ruining it for me :geek:

Your welcome :)
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Postby Cerod » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:46 pm

Great Valencia wrote:
Cerod wrote:
Thanks for ruining it for me :geek:

Your welcome :)

:lol:
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Postby Charlotte Ryberg » Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:06 pm

My opinion has to be more in favour of 2D. Some acts were quite extreme for my taste despite being able to watch it, but overall fairly good despite the colour artefacts, 3D or 2D.
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Postby Great Valencia » Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:06 pm

I lold at probably every scene in the movie :P

But with this movie, it wasn't really pop out 3d, so I didnt mind
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Postby Demen » Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:21 pm

Ceannairceach wrote:
Demen wrote:I'm serious.

I fucking hated that movie.

OK, then why? What was bad about it? Do you simply not like physical comedy, or is it that the thing had no plot?

I don't think a bunch of junkies causing monumental ammounts of pain on themselves is funny.
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Postby Georgism » Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:39 am

Saw a pirate. Wasn't too impressed.
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Postby Ceannairceach » Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:21 pm

Demen wrote:
Ceannairceach wrote:OK, then why? What was bad about it? Do you simply not like physical comedy, or is it that the thing had no plot?

I don't think a bunch of junkies causing monumental ammounts of pain on themselves is funny.

Steve-O is clean now. So is one other, I believe. But I see what you mean. I find it hilarious, however. :p

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