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by The Grand World Order » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:04 pm
by Xenohumanity » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:12 pm
The Grand World Order wrote:Oh BTW guys, they're making a new The Thing next year. They're prolly gonna rape it.
by JuNii » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:59 pm
Maineiacs wrote:Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone. Think about it: in this chilling vision of the future, sex and junk food are illegal, the radio plays commercial jingles all day long, and all the restaurants are Taco Bell. If that's not scary, I don't know what is.
Lenina Huxley: Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat...
John Spartan: Are you shitting me?
Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
John Spartan: What the hell is that?
Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Lenina Huxley: Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence.
by Sun Aut Ex » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:31 am
Strykyh wrote:I wasn't trying to be intelligent.
Keronians wrote:So you think it's ok to waste valuable police time and resources to pander to minority superstitions?
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about ten minutes, I have to go to ID a Muslim woman."
Yes.
Unless of course it's not OK for a woman to ask for a female to ask for a female officer to carry out body checks. In which case, the answer would be no.
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about then minutes, I have to go to carry out a body check on a woman."
by Innsmothe » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:08 am
by La Vida De Sangre » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:11 am
by Horsefish » Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:51 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.
by Fanaglia » Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:16 am
United Districts of 1 wrote:The Grand World Order wrote:
*points again to Cannibal Holocaust*
THERE'S something that's disturbing.
SotL was a great movie, but if you're going for sheer atrocity, it's not as bad as it could be. Which is probably a good thing, it'd turn into another slasher if that was the case.
If your going for atrocity and sheer OMG so many guts. You'll want after world
The Grand World Order wrote:Oh BTW guys, they're making a new The Thing next year. They're prolly gonna rape it.
Barringtonia wrote:Only dirty hippies ride bicycles, white supremacists don't ride bicycles EVER, although the Nazis did steal a lot of bicycles from the Dutch, but that was to use the steel to make TANKS!
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Jesus H. Christ on a jelly pogo stick of justice.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:NS forums are SUPERGOOGLE.
The power of dozens of ordinary humans simultaneously interrogating a search engine with slightly different keywords. I'm getting all teared up just thinking of the power.
by JuNii » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:23 pm
Fanaglia wrote:It's actually a prequel, not a remake. Of course that says nothing about whether or not it'll be any good.
by The Grand World Order » Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:40 pm
by Keijzers » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:15 am
by Fanaglia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:38 pm
Barringtonia wrote:Only dirty hippies ride bicycles, white supremacists don't ride bicycles EVER, although the Nazis did steal a lot of bicycles from the Dutch, but that was to use the steel to make TANKS!
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Jesus H. Christ on a jelly pogo stick of justice.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:NS forums are SUPERGOOGLE.
The power of dozens of ordinary humans simultaneously interrogating a search engine with slightly different keywords. I'm getting all teared up just thinking of the power.
by Zatarack » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:44 pm
by JuNii » Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:48 am
Keijzers wrote:Ringu really scared me. I saw that bitch coming out every screen and mirror. I mean wtf man Makes you realize what a pussy you actually are. I've ordered many other Japanese horror movies but haven't checked them yet Too scary
by Old Erisia » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:02 am
Zatarack wrote:I've heard good things about Jacob's Ladder. And the one clip I saw was quite the show.
JuNii wrote:Keijzers wrote:Ringu really scared me. I saw that bitch coming out every screen and mirror. I mean wtf man Makes you realize what a pussy you actually are. I've ordered many other Japanese horror movies but haven't checked them yet Too scary
Asian Horror makes great use of setting the tone. you watch Ringu and Ring and you will see the difference.
then again... things could be worse.
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.
by Keijzers » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:03 am
by Sun Aut Ex » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:41 pm
Keijzers wrote:This reminds me of a friend of mine, who thinks Fear (videogame) isn't scary. He does play it when it's sunny outside, he has tl-light on and he always puts his volume very low. I mean, wtf, nothing is scary when you see/play it like that.
Strykyh wrote:I wasn't trying to be intelligent.
Keronians wrote:So you think it's ok to waste valuable police time and resources to pander to minority superstitions?
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about ten minutes, I have to go to ID a Muslim woman."
Yes.
Unless of course it's not OK for a woman to ask for a female to ask for a female officer to carry out body checks. In which case, the answer would be no.
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about then minutes, I have to go to carry out a body check on a woman."
by Old Erisia » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:39 pm
Sun Aut Ex wrote:Keijzers wrote:This reminds me of a friend of mine, who thinks Fear (videogame) isn't scary. He does play it when it's sunny outside, he has tl-light on and he always puts his volume very low. I mean, wtf, nothing is scary when you see/play it like that.
That game is pretty creepy. Cheap, but creepy.
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.
by Keijzers » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:59 am
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