Sexiest instrument

by **Cirona** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:47 am

What do you think is the sexiest instrument ever?

For me, it has to be the tenor saxophone. Nothing beats the sound of a tenor saxophone at night.

by **ServoDroid Inc** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:49 am

My sweet sweet B-flat Trumpet!!

by **GeneralHaNor** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:50 am

Flutes
Because they are phallic

by **Cirona** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:52 am

GeneralHaNor wrote:Flutes
Because they are phallic

Nothing's more phallic than a piccolo, size-wise.

by **NordLander** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:54 am

Harmonica. There's nothing sexier than a convicted killer playing one in his cell. :clap:

by **Georgism** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:40 am

Cirona wrote:
GeneralHaNor wrote:Flutes
Because they are phallic

Nothing's more phallic than a piccolo, size-wise.

Pfft, for you maybe.

For me it's a saxophone.

by **Cirona** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:48 am

Georgism wrote:
Cirona wrote:
Nothing's more phallic than a piccolo, size-wise.

Pfft, for you maybe.

For me it's a saxophone.

C'mon, let's be realistic. Who has one the size of a flute?

by **South Norwega** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:49 am

The Oboe, obviously.

by **Multasibi** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:58 am

the Tuba, because only a mans man can pull that thing off.

by **Huntertopia** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:59 am

Trumpet.

by **Chips and Pork Pies** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:58 am

~~The whistle!~~

Edit: lol i thought the title read sexist :lol:

Hmm sexiest would be guitar probably

by **Zirconim** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:42 am

Alto Saxophone, Guitar, Piano

by **North Wiedna** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:39 am

Jazz Drumkit. Played with brushes.

Ooh, I'm getting all sweaty thinking about it...

by **The Gradonian Islands** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:17 pm

Alto or Tenor Saxophone, and in very, very, very rare instances the Bari Sax.
maybe pianoforte...maybe

by **Hoyteca** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:39 am

Drums are sexy, especially when played by a skilled enough drummer. Large. Powerful. Requires much more concentration, stamina, and general skill than most other instruments. Anyone who disagrees has obviously never listened to Led Zeppelin. Bonham's drumming was epic and probably the sexiest part of certain songs.

by **United Districts of 1** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:06 am

Baritone Saxophone
It sounds like a dying moose. But thats what makes it so sexy.

by **Cirona** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:09 am

United Districts of 1 wrote:Baritone Saxophone
It sounds like a dying moose. But thats what makes it so sexy.

Necrophilia with a tinge of bestiality, interesting.

YouTube Channel · by **The REAL Glasers** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:02 pm

Hoyteca wrote:Drums are sexy, especially when played by a skilled enough drummer. Large. Powerful. Requires much more concentration, stamina, and general skill than most other instruments. Anyone who disagrees has obviously never listened to Led Zeppelin. Bonham's drumming was epic and probably the sexiest part of certain songs.

Eh, that depends. I'm a much better drummer than guitarist and I can't even begin to comprehend the sort of finger dexterity required for shredding scales. Don't even get me started on alternate tunings and such.

by **Meridiani Planum** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:16 am

The accordian.

by **Supreme Marshal Petan** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:21 am

The saxophone or the piano.

by **Offenheim** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:23 am

The triangle is the most suggestive.

See what I mean?

by **Cirona** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:26 am

Oh, and of course, the double bass!

by **Cyber Utopia** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:30 am

A didgeridoo :3

by **Liyelan** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:33 am

The theremin.

'nuff said.

by **Albrante** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:42 am

The Bugle, its not the size its how you use it.

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