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What Bad Movies Have You Seen Lately?

Postby Wilgrove » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:24 am

So what are some bad movies you've seen lately?

Last night I have seen "The Finals". It's a movie where a group of high school outcast kidnapped and drugged some kids who picked on them and then punished them by basically torturing them, it's basically torture porn or a gore film. Honestly, being a SAW fan and all, I was disappointed by this movie. The acting was horrible, the plotline was bad and the fact that it ended with the outcast basically killing each other and themselves off...thus letting the "good guys" win, I just didn't like it. It didn't even come close to the standard that SAW has set for gore films.

So what are bad movies you've seen lately?
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Postby Techno-Kat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:42 pm

Ironically, the SAW movies. The second one, to be specific.
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Postby Saurisia » Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:29 pm

None, thankfully.
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:05 pm

I remember seeing Duplicity in theaters a while back.
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Postby Wilgrove » Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:34 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:I remember seeing Duplicity in theaters a while back.


I just read about that on IMDB, and it does sound like a bad movie.
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Postby Arkinesia » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:15 pm

I saw a movie called Outlander a few weeks back. God did that movie suck dick.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:37 pm

Let's see...
Wisconsin Death Trip: This one has the honorable position of being the first and only movie to ever put me to sleep.
Shutter Island: I knew what was going to happen less than a third of the way through. It was probably one of the most predictable movies I have ever seen. Every scene I saw coming from a mile away.
Paranormal Activity: Dull, dull, unrealistic, dull, stupid, boring, and dull. 'nuff said.
The Mist: Seriously? I fucking give up...

Why can't anyone make good horror anymore? Let's just hope that Let Me In is as good as I hear it is. I don't want to have to keep going back to movies made 10, 20, 30 years ago just to find something actually good.


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Postby Wilgrove » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:42 am

Olthar wrote:Let's see...
Wisconsin Death Trip: This one has the honorable position of being the first and only movie to ever put me to sleep.
Shutter Island: I knew what was going to happen less than a third of the way through. It was probably one of the most predictable movies I have ever seen. Every scene I saw coming from a mile away.
Paranormal Activity: Dull, dull, unrealistic, dull, stupid, boring, and dull. 'nuff said.
The Mist: Seriously? I fucking give up...

Why can't anyone make good horror anymore? Let's just hope that Let Me In is as good as I hear it is. I don't want to have to keep going back to movies made 10, 20, 30 years ago just to find something actually good.


Bonus Category: B-Movie Hilarity.
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats is, without hyperbole, the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. I'm serious. Everything about this movie was horrendous that I can see why the guy who made it quite literally forgot it even existed for about thirty years. The plot, the acting, the direction, the production, the effects, the dialog, the lighting, the set, the ending, the music, the sound, the eleven gratuitous titty shots, everything is just absolutely terrible. However, that's what makes it so hilarious. I laughed my ass off watching this thing. I heartily recommend it to all B-Movie fans.


I have actually seen Paranormal Activity, and my gripe with it is the fact that you have all this build up, and you don't even get to see the entity! All of that build up and you get like this flash of something black. Talk about a fucking rip off.

PA2 is coming out, and I won't see that one either.
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Postby Vaiostan » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:49 am

Tokyo Gore Police.

If any of you have Netflix, go watch the first 10 minutes and you will want to kill yourself. Unless you don't want to kill yourself. In that case, I wouldn't watch it at all.
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Postby Ramsetia » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:07 am

Vaiostan wrote:Tokyo Gore Police.

If any of you have Netflix, go watch the first 10 minutes and you will want to kill yourself. Unless you don't want to kill yourself. In that case, I wouldn't watch it at all.


This.

Also, uh, Manos; The Hands of Fate, and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
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Postby Rambhutan » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:48 am

I saw 300 on TV recently, it was worse than I expected and I thought it was going to be rubbish. Also The Illusionist, so crap that half way through I realised I had seen it before but it was so unmemorable I couldn't recall much about it other than I didn't like it.
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Postby Dimoniquid » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:51 am

Daddy Day Camp.

Worst. Movie. Ever.
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Postby Sjfiowe » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:51 am

"Buried" was terrible :(
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Postby Equalopolis II » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:56 am

Coraline, my li'l sister made me watch it.UGH! SO BORING!!!
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Postby Gahaldu » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:07 am

I recently saw Plan 9 From Outer Space, though I saw it because of its well-deserved reputation. That said, it may be the best unintentional comedy of all time. Highlights include gravestones toppling over and an incredibly obvious double for Bela Lugosi, who had died after shooting just a few minutes of footage. The double was far younger, had more hair, and looked to be about a foot taller.
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Postby The Rich Port » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:14 am

Equalopolis II wrote:Coraline, my li'l sister made me watch it.UGH! SO BORING!!!


You, sir, are just a pessimistic doop who lost his childhood innocence a long time ago. :lol:

I saw the new "Day the Earth Stood Still".

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Postby Cyber Utopia » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:21 am

I suppose Maniac Cop was the last one, but I enjoyed it as I love all those old exploitation films. The last film I saw which I didn't enjoy was probably Paradise Lost. It was advertised as being akin to films like Saw, but it only had one gory scene in it...

Also saw Hostel 2 recently. It was probably even more over-hyped and disappointing than the original. Everyone's like "Woah the Hostel films are so gory and horrible!". Seriously, most of the screen time is just pointless dialogue and the actual horror scenes are nowhere near as bad as they are made out to be...
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Postby Olthar » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:05 pm

Vaiostan wrote:Tokyo Gore Police.

If any of you have Netflix, go watch the first 10 minutes and you will want to kill yourself. Unless you don't want to kill yourself. In that case, I wouldn't watch it at all.

Dude, that movie was hilarious! How can you not love the penis cannon? :lol2: Those Japanese exploitation films are just completely fucked up!
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Postby Tagmatium » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:30 pm

Nine

Cool plot, awesome visuals, really different.

Except it had some of the most trite dialogue you'd likely encounter.
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Postby Techno-Kat » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:27 pm

Vaiostan wrote:Tokyo Gore Police.

If any of you have Netflix, go watch the first 10 minutes and you will want to kill yourself. Unless you don't want to kill yourself. In that case, I wouldn't watch it at all.


gtfo that movie was lulzy
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