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Postby Old Erisia » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:19 am

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nope.

he died :p
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isn't mario a middle aged plumber anyway?

And has been for 30 years. Of course nothing says you can't still be a plumber at 60 or over...
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:20 am

yeah, but if he gets damaged he regresses to baby mario... lulwut?
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Postby Zeetopolis » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:30 am

Jalanat wrote:This thread made me cry. First of all, we all know that in video games and cartoons etc. the age of the characters don't really change unless the author wants it, this is what makes the video games so great, Yoshi would remain the cute little innocent dinosaur we all grew up with, I wouldn't even want to think of Yoshi suddenly growing a bear and having sex with female yoshis, and this of course counts for many, many characters from video games and cartoons that I grew up with, could you possibly imagine an Ash around 20 years old? Well, I know I can imagine that but I'd rather not want to.

Ever hear of Rule 34?
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:32 am

Zeetopolis wrote:
Jalanat wrote:This thread made me cry. First of all, we all know that in video games and cartoons etc. the age of the characters don't really change unless the author wants it, this is what makes the video games so great, Yoshi would remain the cute little innocent dinosaur we all grew up with, I wouldn't even want to think of Yoshi suddenly growing a bear and having sex with female yoshis, and this of course counts for many, many characters from video games and cartoons that I grew up with, could you possibly imagine an Ash around 20 years old? Well, I know I can imagine that but I'd rather not want to.

Ever hear of Rule 34?

Yes, I don't like it, just hearing somebody mention it disgusts me. I know that that rule is sadly true but Ignorance is Bliss, and if I would have been given the chance I would have chosen not to accidentally stumble upon a picture of yoshi having a dick inserted up his ass and his mouth at the same time.
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:43 am

Jalanat wrote:
Zeetopolis wrote:Ever hear of Rule 34?

Yes, I don't like it, just hearing somebody mention it disgusts me.

LucarioxMario.
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:43 am

Novograd IV wrote:
Jalanat wrote:Yes, I don't like it, just hearing somebody mention it disgusts me.

LucarioxMario.

Lalalala, I don't want to hear it!
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Postby Windows Vista Business » Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:23 am

Saurisia wrote:Huh, I wonder how old Yoshi is?

I'm surprised he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.

Isthink Mario is 31
Then I think Yoshi Is 41
Or we have a new Yoshi each game...
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Postby North Wiedna » Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:31 am

Jalanat wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:LucarioxMario.

Lalalala, I don't want to hear it!

Me x Samus? :p
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Postby Windows Vista Business » Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:41 am

Jalanat wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:LucarioxMario.

Lalalala, I don't want to hear it!

Lets Rule 63 it!
Lucario x Lucario
Wait thats normal...
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Postby Consaria » Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:47 am

Montanaa wrote:
Saurisia wrote:Huh, I wonder how old Yoshi is?

I'm surprised he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.


The question is, are there even any girls on Yoshi's Island?
I mean, Yoshi is supposed to be a male, but he can lay eggs, and I don't think we've once seen a female... dinosaur other than Birdo.

Maybe he reproduces asexually.
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Postby Joyous Zeltros » Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:54 am

Windows Vista Business wrote:
Jalanat wrote:Lalalala, I don't want to hear it!

Lets Rule 63 it!
Lucario x Lucario
Wait thats normal...

If you really want a reaction, I think I know the one.

Lucario x Mewtwo.

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Postby The North Hordes » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:05 am

:shock: I was just making a point about Mario... You people are weird... :shock:
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Postby Old Erisia » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:08 am

The North Hordes wrote::shock: I was just making a point about Mario... You people are weird... :shock:

As weird as a 60 yr old plumber who rides an asexual dinosaur that fights transgendered dinosaurs and then moonlights in erotica with Pokemon that have spikes going through their hands?
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Postby The North Hordes » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:12 am

Old Erisia wrote:
The North Hordes wrote::shock: I was just making a point about Mario... You people are weird... :shock:

As weird as a 60 yr old plumber who rides an asexual dinosaur that fights transgendered dinosaurs and then moonlights in erotica with Pokemon that have spikes going through their hands?

:blink: This is why I play LoZ...
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Desperate Measures wrote:
The North Hordes wrote:It's a trade-off:
"White guys can't jump."
"Black guys can't swim."
Just kidding
I have absolutely no idea why, probably just coincidence.

Holy shit! I just tried to jump and nothing happened.
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I think if he was still on your property, you could also shoot him witha bow & arrow.

Now, if the old lady had done that, this story would have been epic.
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Postby Saurisia » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:39 am

Jalanat wrote:Yoshi would remain the cute little innocent dinosaur we all grew up with


Yeah, he sure will, I guarantee it.

I wouldn't even want to think of Yoshi suddenly growing a bear and having sex with female yoshis


Well, he wouldn't be able to GROW a beard considering he's a Reptile, but the second thing... wow, you just created an image that will haunt me throughout the day. :shock:
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Postby Windows Vista Business » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:55 am

Saurisia wrote:
Jalanat wrote:Yoshi would remain the cute little innocent dinosaur we all grew up with


Yeah, he sure will, I guarantee it.

I wouldn't even want to think of Yoshi suddenly growing a bear and having sex with female yoshis


Well, he wouldn't be able to GROW a beard considering he's a Reptile, but the second thing... wow, you just created an image that will haunt me throughout the day. :shock:

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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:09 pm

So is everyone deliberately trying to ruin my childhood memories? Because if so, I'll e-stalk all your asses untill I find something that I can ruin for all you guys.
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.
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Postby Old Erisia » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:11 pm

Jalanat wrote:So is everyone deliberately trying to ruin my childhood memories? Because if so, I'll e-stalk all your asses untill I find something that I can ruin for all you guys.

My life is a gaping abyss. You can stalk me if you want, but careful not to fall in.
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:13 pm

Old Erisia wrote:
Jalanat wrote:So is everyone deliberately trying to ruin my childhood memories? Because if so, I'll e-stalk all your asses untill I find something that I can ruin for all you guys.

My life is a gaping abyss. You can stalk me if you want, but careful not to fall in.

It's okay, I'll be bringing my Indiana Jones hat with me when I venture into you...

...You better be a girl or else that would have been awkward.
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Postby Anogen Dys » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:29 pm

RL Time =/= Fictional Time

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Postby Windows Vista Business » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:30 pm

Jalanat wrote:So is everyone deliberately trying to ruin my childhood memories? Because if so, I'll e-stalk all your asses untill I find something that I can ruin for all you guys.

Ruin my bro!
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:04 pm

Jalanat wrote:So is everyone deliberately trying to ruin my childhood memories? Because if so, I'll e-stalk all your asses untill I find something that I can ruin for all you guys.


*insert 'you mad?' meme picture here*

go ahead, i've had all my life problems exploited already :p

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Postby The Adrian Empire » Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:11 pm

Jalanat wrote:This thread made me cry. First of all, we all know that in video games and cartoons etc. the age of the characters don't really change unless the author wants it, this is what makes the video games so great, Yoshi would remain the cute little innocent dinosaur we all grew up with, I wouldn't even want to think of Yoshi suddenly growing a bear and having sex with female yoshis, and this of course counts for many, many characters from video games and cartoons that I grew up with, could you possibly imagine an Ash around 20 years old? Well, I know I can imagine that but I'd rather not want to.

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Postby UberWeegeeia » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:53 am

People, you're blowing this outta proportion. He's a plumber, he's the only bad-ass fat guy other than Wario and Heavy Weapons Guy, and he never ages. Why do we need to bother asking stupid questions?
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Postby Jalanat » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:37 pm

UberWeegeeia wrote:People, you're blowing this outta proportion. He's a plumber, he's the only bad-ass fat guy other than Wario and Heavy Weapons Guy, and he never ages. Why do we need to bother asking stupid questions?
Because people think it's funny to be assholes and ruin my childhood memories like maggots that they are.
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My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.
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