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Mario sporting a few gray hairs?

Postby The North Hordes » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:10 am

Mario must be having a mid-life crisis by now, right? He came out in Donkey Kong in 1981, and he must have been at least old enough to have a Summer job then.
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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:17 am

By that logic, Samus is about fourty five now.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:04 pm

North Wiedna wrote:By that logic, Samus is about fourty five now.

Metroid has a self-contained and very clear timeline.

Mario, for all we know, is doing this chronologically.
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Postby Saurisia » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:09 pm

Huh, I wonder how old Yoshi is?

I'm surprised he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.
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Postby Montanaa » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:27 pm

Saurisia wrote:Huh, I wonder how old Yoshi is?

I'm surprised he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.


The question is, are there even any girls on Yoshi's Island?
I mean, Yoshi is supposed to be a male, but he can lay eggs, and I don't think we've once seen a female... dinosaur other than Birdo.
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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:46 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:By that logic, Samus is about fourty five now.

Metroid has a self-contained and very clear timeline.

Mario, for all we know, is doing this chronologically.

Maybe Mario has no timeline, and each game is independant...
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Postby Saurisia » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:48 pm

Montanaa wrote:
Saurisia wrote:Huh, I wonder how old Yoshi is?

I'm surprised he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.


The question is, are there even any girls on Yoshi's Island?
I mean, Yoshi is supposed to be a male, but he can lay eggs, and I don't think we've once seen a female... dinosaur other than Birdo.


Maybe the girl Yoshis are in hiding, or the girls look no different from the boys.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:05 pm

North Wiedna wrote:Maybe Mario has no timeline, and each game is independant...

Time paradox? Ingenious! Nintendo has only gotten more trippy amazing since the days of having small men who eat mushrooms jump on mushrooms with eyes in order to save a princess from a giant turtle! :p
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Postby Numerika » Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:05 am

I don't know but that princess looks a little young and Chris Hansen should pay Mario a visit.
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:49 am

This thread made me cry. First of all, we all know that in video games and cartoons etc. the age of the characters don't really change unless the author wants it, this is what makes the video games so great, Yoshi would remain the cute little innocent dinosaur we all grew up with, I wouldn't even want to think of Yoshi suddenly growing a bear and having sex with female yoshis, and this of course counts for many, many characters from video games and cartoons that I grew up with, could you possibly imagine an Ash around 20 years old? Well, I know I can imagine that but I'd rather not want to.
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:56 am

Jalanat wrote:This thread made me cry. First of all, we all know that in video games and cartoons etc. the age of the characters don't really change unless the author wants it, this is what makes the video games so great, Yoshi would remain the cute little innocent dinosaur we all grew up with, I wouldn't even want to think of Yoshi suddenly growing a bear and having sex with female yoshis, and this of course counts for many, many characters from video games and cartoons that I grew up with, could you possibly imagine an Ash around 20 years old? Well, I know I can imagine that but I'd rather not want to.


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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:00 am

Novograd IV wrote:
Jalanat wrote:This thread made me cry. First of all, we all know that in video games and cartoons etc. the age of the characters don't really change unless the author wants it, this is what makes the video games so great, Yoshi would remain the cute little innocent dinosaur we all grew up with, I wouldn't even want to think of Yoshi suddenly growing a bear and having sex with female yoshis, and this of course counts for many, many characters from video games and cartoons that I grew up with, could you possibly imagine an Ash around 20 years old? Well, I know I can imagine that but I'd rather not want to.


"pikachu, go kill that pokemon so i can catch it"
also
"ASH learned STAB TRAINER"

...*cries*
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:02 am

Jalanat wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:
"pikachu, go kill that pokemon so i can catch it"
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"ASH learned STAB TRAINER"

...*cries*

well he has to make money somehow, especially when he's made all his opponents dirt poor.
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Postby Old Erisia » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:02 am

Montanaa wrote:
Saurisia wrote:Huh, I wonder how old Yoshi is?

I'm surprised he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.


The question is, are there even any girls on Yoshi's Island?
I mean, Yoshi is supposed to be a male, but he can lay eggs, and I don't think we've once seen a female... dinosaur other than Birdo.

Birdo is actually a dude... Look it up... He dreams of being a woman...
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:03 am

Old Erisia wrote:
Montanaa wrote:
The question is, are there even any girls on Yoshi's Island?
I mean, Yoshi is supposed to be a male, but he can lay eggs, and I don't think we've once seen a female... dinosaur other than Birdo.

Birdo is actually a dude... Look it up... He dreams of being a woman...

i'm currently keeping my jaw in place...
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:05 am

Old Erisia wrote:
Montanaa wrote:
The question is, are there even any girls on Yoshi's Island?
I mean, Yoshi is supposed to be a male, but he can lay eggs, and I don't think we've once seen a female... dinosaur other than Birdo.

Birdo is actually a dude... Look it up... He dreams of being a woman...

...WHY! WHY GOD WHY!!!
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:06 am

Jalanat wrote:
Old Erisia wrote:Birdo is actually a dude... Look it up... He dreams of being a woman...

...WHY! WHY GOD WHY!!!

Quick! someone bring up some other creepy fact about Lucario.
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:07 am

Novograd IV wrote:
Jalanat wrote:...WHY! WHY GOD WHY!!!

Quick! someone bring up some other creepy fact about Lucario.

If you do that I will...I will...I dunno what bad things I can do to you from the other side of the world.
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Postby Old Erisia » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:07 am

Novograd IV wrote:
Jalanat wrote:...WHY! WHY GOD WHY!!!

Quick! someone bring up some other creepy fact about Lucario.

He has aura sensors on his head? Couldn't that constitute a gaydar?
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:08 am

Old Erisia wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:Quick! someone bring up some other creepy fact about Lucario.

He has aura sensors on his head? Couldn't that constitute a gaydar?

...Huh?
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:08 am

Jalanat wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:Quick! someone bring up some other creepy fact about Lucario.

If you do that I will...I will...I dunno what bad things I can do to you from the other side of the world.

i thought you were Ukian?
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Postby Old Erisia » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:10 am

Jalanat wrote:
Old Erisia wrote:He has aura sensors on his head? Couldn't that constitute a gaydar?

...Huh?

I theorize that he can sense people's sexual preference using his aura sensors, and chooses friends and master accordingly. The question is, do you spin Lucario to be a homophobe or a homosexual?
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:10 am

Novograd IV wrote:
Jalanat wrote:If you do that I will...I will...I dunno what bad things I can do to you from the other side of the world.

i thought you were Ukian?

I thought you were American...
wait, isn't this off-topic?
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:12 am

Old Erisia wrote:
Jalanat wrote:...Huh?

I theorize that he can sense people's sexual preference using his aura sensors, and chooses friends and master accordingly. The question is, do you spin Lucario to be a homophobe or a homosexual?

...Great, now you ruined my f*cking life! Are you happy, now?! Huh? HUH?!? Have you finally gotten what the f*ck you want?
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:16 am

Jalanat wrote:
Old Erisia wrote:I theorize that he can sense people's sexual preference using his aura sensors, and chooses friends and master accordingly. The question is, do you spin Lucario to be a homophobe or a homosexual?

...Great, now you ruined my f*cking life! Are you happy, now?! Huh? HUH?!? Have you finally gotten what the f*ck you want?

nope.

he died :p
protecting a human and a tree. :lol:

ON topic :p

isn't mario a middle aged plumber anyway?
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