NationStates Balls

[Vetokia Prime]

Going into logic, Russia is a poor ass country, with smog up their wazoo.

U.S. beats Russia's ass in economics, and military.

Thank you for playing, comrade, but Russia is only good for size.

This post made me lol. Why? Because you assume OMG gives a damn, and you also assume he's referring to RL Russia. Which, given his position in the FT scene, he's probably not. Also, it's a comic. It's not supposed to be an accurate political piece.

This.

[Xenohumanity]

I hereby donate the permission to put me in an NSBalls comic to the good people of NationStates!

[Oterro]

I AM GIANT.

Good sir, thou art hilarious!

[Jalanat]

http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww33 ... s/NSB4.png

New comic! *runs back and forth like a retard*

[Izandai]

Can I get a template of your NSBall please?

[Olthar]

http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww331/jala1_photos/NSB4.png

New comic! *runs back and forth like a retard*

Okay, that one was funny! Very much so! I love it.

[Jalanat]

Can I get a template of your NSBall please?

Who me?
Uh, ok


Oh, his eye color is also different from others, the exact color I use is (221, 73, 45) with RGB

[Izandai]

So, red? And thanks.

[Jalanat]

So, red? And thanks.

Yeah, red, but I use that color specifically.

[The Grand World Order]

Here's the Great Glorious Official GWO Ball template, if any of you wanted it.

[OMGeverynameistaken]

I AM GIANT.

Going into logic, Russia is a poor ass country, with smog up their wazoo.

U.S. beats Russia's ass in economics, and military.

Thank you for playing, comrade, but Russia is only good for size.

Did you notice that the US is missing a few states? Guess who owns them in our timeline.

As Rethan said, you are assuming I'm talking about RL Russia...too bad the kneejerk Russophobe reaction kicked in before you could actually look at things, eh?

But this isn't the place to argue about such things, so here's another comic.

[Freelasio]

can i haz a character in one? D: my ball has inverted eyes, so the inside is black while the outline is white...

Draw yourself, this has been discussed at length. It's even in the OP. There's even a handy step by step guide posted somewhere. It may be for poland ball but it's very relevant.

yeah but people always draw others no one ever draws me...

[Wolohanistan]

Draw yourself, this has been discussed at length. It's even in the OP. There's even a handy step by step guide posted somewhere. It may be for poland ball but it's very relevant.

yeah but people always draw others no one ever draws me...

That may be so but nothing's stopping you.

[Saurisia]

Eh, I stink at MS paint, so I can't do one of my own.

[Mediterreania]

Eh, I stink at MS paint, so I can't do one of my own.

Gimme a good story (preferrably involving Mediterreania), and I'll see what I can do.

[Enzo Turga]

TURGA BALL

[Olthar]

Eh, I stink at MS paint, so I can't do one of my own.

Since when has artistic talent ever been a requirement for NS Balls?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Eh, I stink at MS paint, so I can't do one of my own.

Since when has artistic talent ever been a requirement for NS Balls?

I suck at drawing.

[Saurisia]

Since when has artistic talent ever been a requirement for NS Balls?

I suck at drawing.

Well, I COULD do a simple pencil-and-paper drawing and then try scanning it...

[Carbonated Maple Syrup]

Eh, I stink at MS paint, so I can't do one of my own.

Since when has artistic talent ever been a requirement for NS Balls?

Indeed, part of the point is that they are deliberately bad -- that's also why they don't say things like "Unfortunately, the Republic of Poland is at this time incapable of reaching points outside of the Earth's atmosphere." Unless humour can be derived from unusual verbosity in contrast to linguistic and aesthetic crudity, that is.

[Solarva]

Eh, I stink at MS paint, so I can't do one of my own.

Gimme a good story (preferrably involving Mediterreania), and I'll see what I can do.

Why don't you make one rather than asking?

[Grandais]

Since when has artistic talent ever been a requirement for NS Balls?

Indeed, part of the point is that they are deliberately bad -- that's also why they don't say things like "Unfortunately, the Republic of Poland is at this time incapable of reaching points outside of the Earth's atmosphere." Unless humour can be derived from unusual verbosity in contrast to linguistic and aesthetic crudity, that is.

It can, haven't you seen that meme that works on the same principle?

[Auman]

Yay! I'm in a NSBall! But now I've changed my flag, so you'll have to label me. And while you're at it, why don't you give yourself some eyes in the first panel?

Fixed

This encouraged me to light a cigarette.

[Techno-Kat]

Indeed, part of the point is that they are deliberately bad -- that's also why they don't say things like "Unfortunately, the Republic of Poland is at this time incapable of reaching points outside of the Earth's atmosphere." Unless humour can be derived from unusual verbosity in contrast to linguistic and aesthetic crudity, that is.

It can, haven't you seen that meme that works on the same principle?

That meme works against the expectation of poor grammar of the LOLcat, however, which is related but still different. Good grammar itself is not humourous, but bad grammar can be used in a humourous context in this case it's mocking the poor grammar of Poles who visit /int/.

[Australien]

Eh, I stink at MS paint, so I can't do one of my own.

Refer to my ones about 10 pages in to see how low the bar is set.