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Audentias Gryphus
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Founded: Oct 12, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Audentias Gryphus » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:38 pm

One does not simply walk into Motorsports.
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The Grand World Order
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Founded: Nov 03, 2007
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Grand World Order » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:27 pm

Audentias Gryphus wrote:One does not simply walk into Motorsports.


urrite

they simply drive into it
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Ramsetia
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Posts: 2759
Founded: Aug 31, 2009
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Postby Ramsetia » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:44 am

The Grand World Order wrote:
Audentias Gryphus wrote:One does not simply walk into Motorsports.


urrite

they simply drive into it


well...how about a catapult?
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I do request-art for weapons, vehicles, and soldiers. Telegramme me for further details, or if you've given me a request that I seem to have forgotten.

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Frenequesta
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Posts: 9043
Founded: Oct 22, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Frenequesta » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:34 am

My second comic. Beware of bad jokes within.

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I’m mostly here for... something to do, I suppose.

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Sungai Pusat
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Posts: 15048
Founded: Mar 27, 2010
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:07 am

Frenequesta wrote:My second comic. Beware of bad jokes within.

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/everyone's doing it

:lol2:
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Mike the Progressive
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27544
Founded: Oct 27, 2010
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:13 am

My goodness, NS has huge Balls!

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Imeriata
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Posts: 11330
Founded: Oct 02, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:19 am

Jalanat wrote:Oh and

NEW COMIC

All right that was rather funny... I especially liked how it all turned out well in the end.
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So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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Jalanat
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Posts: 2962
Founded: Feb 16, 2009
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:35 am

Imeriata wrote:
Jalanat wrote:Oh and

NEW COMIC

All right that was rather funny... I especially liked how it all turned out well in the end.

Uh, wait, you got married to a non-human sapient creature and you say it all turned out well? ...*insert dramatic music here*
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Xenohumanity
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Posts: 2682
Founded: Jun 24, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Xenohumanity » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:41 am

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE to torment you all for my amusement.

Xiscapia wrote:I daresay you're more likely to be the source of psychological problems than I am, what with your idle needling of him about everything. But...I'm going to stop hijacking this thread now. At least until Xeno comes back. :p


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Xiscapia wrote:Now now, Xeno...don't make me crush you... :twisted:


PUHLEEZE. The only reason I lost my last war was because Steppe is an uncool guy who can't spell for shit and can't handle losses. 'Military Exercises' with the space foxes would be... fun, if only for the absolute massacre that would ensue...
LOL.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Pounds fists*

Is this a problem?


YEP.

Eastern Arcadia wrote:I thought you would have been sympathetic to furries... your name technically translating to alien humans... and furries are often as far as I'm concerned humans that have been modified somewhat....


You'd be wrong. It's a long story, best communicated through requested Telegrams....

Mushrenia wrote:Haven. For. Furries.

U JELLY, Xenophobes?


NO.
U.

Jalanat wrote:Uh, wait, you got married to a non-human sapient creature and you say it all turned out well? ...*insert dramatic music here*


Ehh....
Some things tend to slip through the eugenic filter sometimes, you know?
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Jalanat
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Founded: Feb 16, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Jalanat » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:16 am

But he's a speciesist and he...everything I know is a lie!
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Xenohumanity
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Founded: Jun 24, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Xenohumanity » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:29 am

Jalanat wrote:But he's a speciesist and he...everything I know is a lie!


And thus, the war against Jalanat's blue mind was won.
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Imeriata
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Posts: 11330
Founded: Oct 02, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:30 am

Jalanat wrote:
Imeriata wrote:All right that was rather funny... I especially liked how it all turned out well in the end.

Uh, wait, you got married to a non-human sapient creature and you say it all turned out well? ...*insert dramatic music here*

Well I where not the hero of the story so it didn't turn out well for me but that doesn't stop me for being happy for others!
embassy program| IIWiki |The foreign units of the royal guard |The royal merchant guilds official storefront! (Now with toys)


So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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Ramsetia
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Posts: 2759
Founded: Aug 31, 2009
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Postby Ramsetia » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:37 pm

Imeriata wrote:
Jalanat wrote:Uh, wait, you got married to a non-human sapient creature and you say it all turned out well? ...*insert dramatic music here*

Well I where not the hero of the story so it didn't turn out well for me but that doesn't stop me for being happy for others!


Of course you should be happy for the dominant one in the relationship.
Our national Embassy Programme: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=30197
Our Standard Factbook: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=30375&start=0
Our FT-specific Factbook: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=47987&start=0
My photobucket: http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n37/houseckatna/ speak, 'friend', and enter.

I do request-art for weapons, vehicles, and soldiers. Telegramme me for further details, or if you've given me a request that I seem to have forgotten.

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Imeriata
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Posts: 11330
Founded: Oct 02, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:29 pm

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:Well I where not the hero of the story so it didn't turn out well for me but that doesn't stop me for being happy for others!


Of course you should be happy for the dominant one in the relationship.

You should know full well that I am always happy for myself no matter the situation, for in the end of the day I am still me while everyone else isn't!
embassy program| IIWiki |The foreign units of the royal guard |The royal merchant guilds official storefront! (Now with toys)


So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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Olthar
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59474
Founded: Jun 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Olthar » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:35 pm

Imeriata wrote:
Ramsetia wrote:
Of course you should be happy for the dominant one in the relationship.

You should know full well that I am always happy for myself no matter the situation, for in the end of the day I am still me while everyone else isn't!

But what if someone stole your identity? Then they would be you. :shock:

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Oh, also, I'm sorry that I said I'd continue making balls and then didn't. After making that post, my copy of Golden Sun: Dark Dawn arrived in the mail, and, well, I haven't gotten anything done since then...I'm almost done, though (At least, I think so. It's always been hard to tell with GS), so I should resume my balls shortly.
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Sungai Pusat
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Posts: 15048
Founded: Mar 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Sungai Pusat » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:01 am

My newst comic, noticing that none of this took place. If I can, I'll make a real event comic in, without me in it. :D

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Now mostly a politik discuss account.

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St George of England
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Posts: 8922
Founded: Aug 25, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby St George of England » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:05 am

Sungai Pusat wrote:My newst comic, noticing that none of this took place. If I can, I'll make a real event comic in, without me in it. :D

Image
:rofl:
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Jalanat
Minister
 
Posts: 2962
Founded: Feb 16, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Jalanat » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:42 am

Olthar wrote:
Imeriata wrote:You should know full well that I am always happy for myself no matter the situation, for in the end of the day I am still me while everyone else isn't!

But what if someone stole your identity? Then they would be you. :shock:

Oh yeah, I stole Imeriata's identity once, it was funny and he broke down into an identity crisis.
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My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Mad hatters in jeans
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Posts: 19119
Founded: Nov 14, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:11 pm

Frenequesta wrote:My second comic. Beware of bad jokes within.

Image

i like it.

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Imeriata
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Posts: 11330
Founded: Oct 02, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:31 pm

Jalanat wrote:
Olthar wrote:But what if someone stole your identity? Then they would be you. :shock:

Oh yeah, I stole Imeriata's identity once, it was funny and he broke down into an identity crisis.

Indeed, I mean if you where me then who where I? and further more who was phone?
embassy program| IIWiki |The foreign units of the royal guard |The royal merchant guilds official storefront! (Now with toys)


So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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Wolohanistan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1368
Founded: Jan 12, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Wolohanistan » Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:43 pm

Imeriata wrote:
Jalanat wrote:Oh yeah, I stole Imeriata's identity once, it was funny and he broke down into an identity crisis.

Indeed, I mean if you where me then who where I? and further more who was phone?

Democracy Imeriata!
Edit:Image
Also, sorry to Ramsetia. I let our RP fade away :C
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groovy GROOVY grovey govey govy gov go grooovy
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Imeriata
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Posts: 11330
Founded: Oct 02, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:26 pm

Wolohanistan wrote:Democracy Imeriata!

Curse that heart wearing bastard of freedom and liberalism!
Wolohanistan wrote:Edit:Image

Of course you would, I mean painting is boring, what you want to use is glorious wallpapers!
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embassy program| IIWiki |The foreign units of the royal guard |The royal merchant guilds official storefront! (Now with toys)


So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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Vocenae
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1097
Founded: Jan 19, 2006
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Vocenae » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:53 pm

Based on a true story.
Warning: Contains fire.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1355/n ... ecraft.png
The Imperial Star Republic
18:34 <Kyrusia> Voc: The one anchor of moral conscience in a sea of turbulent depravity.

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Imeriata
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Posts: 11330
Founded: Oct 02, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:17 pm

While sadly being 11 days too early so do I bring you a Christmas special!

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Julebocken is the guy that gave the Christmas gifts to young children in my homeland before Santa where invented by the Yankees.
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embassy program| IIWiki |The foreign units of the royal guard |The royal merchant guilds official storefront! (Now with toys)


So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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Dewhurst-Narculis
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5053
Founded: Jun 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Dewhurst-Narculis » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:24 pm

Been busy with school and stuff but here is actually something that happened between Benstrilia and I in RL
PT/MT Nation
Death is the only Absolute
The Grand Duchy of Dewhurst-Narculis
|Monarchist Nation| DEFCON [3] [2][1]
Coveton Crisis 1828-Mutual victory
Quendisphere War 2010-Resolved

1st Great Southern War 1898
2nd Great Southern War 1925
3rd Great Southern War 1942-1944
4th Great Southern War 1983
Dewhurst-Narculian- Theaman War 2010
Okhotsk Conflict 2012-2013
2nd Cedorian-Gilnean War-2014 ^All Won

North Vasangal Uprising-2014-(Ongoing)
Dervistonian War-2014-(Ongoing)
One of the the original founders of: SEC, Axis, SACTO and the Great Southern Ocean Region| Nine Years and no Condemnation/Commendation, what is this?

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