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Postby The Parkus Empire » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:57 am

Take Two Interactive Software pulled off one of the video game world’s biggest surprises Friday, announcing not only that the over-a-decade-in-development first person shooter was nearly finished, but backing that claim up by giving the 150,000 people attending the Penny Arcade Expo in Seattle the chance to play the game.

The rest of the world will get its chance in 2011 – on the PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.

First announced in 1997, “Duke Nukem Forever” became an annual presence on vaporware lists and a running joke among gamers for its molasses-like development schedule and frequent restarts. A year ago, it appeared the final nail had been hammered into the game’s coffin, when developer 3D Realms ran out of money, let go virtually all of its employees and began a legal war with its publisher, Take-Two Interactive Software.

That suit was settled earlier this year, however. And while 3D Realms is no more, Gearbox Software, the studio behind “Borderlands” and “Brothers in Arms” (and staffed with a number of former 3DR employees), has taken over development on the game.

"Gearbox has enabled die-hard key Duke Nukem franchise builders and skilled veteran game makers to stand together and deliver,” said Randy Pitchford, president of Gearbox Software. “All gamers deserve a happy ending and after all of us gamers feeling the full range of emotions about Duke Nukem Forever, I am thrilled to be in a position with the trust, power and means to make it happen.”

“Duke Nukem Forever” is, technically, a sequel to 1996’s “Duke Nukem 3D” - though normally a sequel takes no more than three years to put together, while “DNF” started in the Clinton administration.

The game missed ship-date after ship-date, and many began to assume it would never see the light of day. Many pointed to 3D Realms co-founder George Broussard as the reason for the delays – noting that his obsession with perfection for the title resulted in a never-ending cycle of changes.

The bad times are over now, though – and the game is nearing completion. And after 13 long years, some of the industry’s most core fans at PAX have finally gotten to see for themselves if the wait was worth it.


http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plug ... ax/1409763

How about it folks? Anyone excited?

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Postby Old Erisia » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:45 am

Oh sweet Jebus. You can escape hell (even if its only development)!!!!

Has this game been in production for longer than any other game?

I hope its good, but it won't matter. It may surpass WoW in box sales, if only for the lulz.
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Postby UberWeegeeia » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:51 am

ALMOST FINISHED!
YES! WHAHAHA! YAY! I'm literally jumping out of my chair right now!
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Postby Novograd IV » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:54 am

UberWeegeeia wrote:Suck on that, non-believers! Duke's gonna show your silent and generic FPS protagnists who the real man is!


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Postby Olthar » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:01 am

Meh, Duke Nukem was dated and out of style even when he first came out. He's a product of the 80s and early 90s and just doesn't fit with our modern 2010 world. Duke Nukem Forever is a decade too late.
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Postby Old Erisia » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:01 am

Olthar wrote:Meh, Duke Nukem was dated and out of style even when he first came out. He's a product of the 80s and early 90s and just doesn't fit with our modern 2010 world. Duke Nukem Forever is a decade too late.

Won't know until we play it :D
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Postby East Fancainia » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:03 am

This shit better be good.

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Postby UberWeegeeia » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:08 am

Olthar wrote:Meh, Duke Nukem was dated and out of style even when he first came out. He's a product of the 80s and early 90s and just doesn't fit with our modern 2010 world. Duke Nukem Forever is a decade too late.

>:( :mad:
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And ask me why everybody I know finds Duke amusing, eh? He's still funny, even if he is "outdated".
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:09 am

Funniest "adult" character next to Conker.
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Postby Old Erisia » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:10 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:Funniest "adult" character next to Conker.

What about Sam and Max? or do you not consider them adult?
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:12 am

Not really. "Mature" perhaps, but not adult. If we're going into that realm, then we'd have to look at Grim Fandango.
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Postby Thurask » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:34 am

Suddenly "Always bet on Duke" doesn't feel like a joke anymore...
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Postby MisanthropicPopulism » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:14 am

Olthar wrote:Meh, Duke Nukem was dated and out of style even when he first came out. He's a product of the 80s and early 90s and just doesn't fit with our modern 2010 world. Duke Nukem Forever is a decade too late.

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Postby Conoga » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:23 am

Olthar wrote: Duke Nukem Forever is a decade too late.

This.

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Postby Olthar » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:21 pm

UberWeegeeia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Meh, Duke Nukem was dated and out of style even when he first came out. He's a product of the 80s and early 90s and just doesn't fit with our modern 2010 world. Duke Nukem Forever is a decade too late.

>:( :mad:
You LIE!
Duke Nukem is easily the best FPS character of all time, I could list many reasons why, also.
And ask me why everybody I know finds Duke amusing, eh? He's still funny, even if he is "outdated".

An ultra-buff All-American manly-man chauvinist who spews lame catchphrases? That shit is so 90s. The only reason he was ever popular, as a character, is because of the swearing. He's got the same target demographic as games like Manhunt: immature, middle-school boys.
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:48 pm

I don't think he's meant to be taken seriously. . . .
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Postby Goober Kingdom » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:50 pm

I cannot believe this man is out of bubblegum...
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Postby Conoga » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:52 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:I don't think he's meant to be taken seriously. . . .

Most likely not.

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Postby Rumbria » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:53 pm

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Postby Olthar » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:54 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:I don't think he's meant to be taken seriously. . . .

Nope, not at all. That's why the aforementioned immature, middle-school boys love him.
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Postby MisanthropicPopulism » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:14 pm

Rumbria wrote:<Remains Sceptic.>

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Postby Sdaeriji » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:15 pm

I'll believe it when I'm actually playing it, and even then I might be skeptical.
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Postby Olthar » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:18 pm

Sdaeriji wrote:I'll believe it when I'm actually playing it, and even then I might be skeptical.

"Hmm...well, I obviously seem to be playing Duke Nukem Forever... See, there's Duke running around shooting at a bunch of shit, but I don't know. I still don't think this game has been released yet. I need more evidence."
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:39 pm

Olthar wrote:Nope, not at all. That's why the aforementioned immature, middle-school boys love him.

They're not the only ones who love him.
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Postby Olthar » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:13 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Olthar wrote:Nope, not at all. That's why the aforementioned immature, middle-school boys love him.

They're not the only ones who love him.

Just because there are non-teenage girls who like Justin Bieber, doesn't mean his target demographic is anything but teenage girls.
Just because there are non-middle-school boys who like Duke Nukem, doesn't mean his target demographic is anything but middle-school boys.
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