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What's the worst Video Game.

Postby Neo Lunatea » Thu Mar 19, 2026 6:22 am

For me, it's Sqij on the ZX Spectrum. Due to a bug, it's physically unplayable (no buttons work). If you only count games you can play, Top Banana on the Atari ST, Commodore Amiga, and Acorn Archimedes takes the cake, due to its hideous visuals, audio, controls, and basically everything else.

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Postby Los Einquirers » Thu Mar 19, 2026 6:25 am

Genuinely anything modern-day ubisoft puts out at this point. that star wars game had less value than moist garbage.
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Postby Bealan » Thu Mar 19, 2026 6:26 am

Los Einquirers wrote:Genuinely anything modern-day ubisoft puts out at this point. that star wars game had less value than moist garbage.


The star wars game was so fun until the point where I softlocked myself on the first word you play on :D

has gambling tho so I rate it 6/10
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Postby Los Einquirers » Thu Mar 19, 2026 6:30 am

Bealan wrote:
Los Einquirers wrote:Genuinely anything modern-day ubisoft puts out at this point. that star wars game had less value than moist garbage.


The star wars game was so fun until the point where I softlocked myself on the first word you play on :D

has gambling tho so I rate it 6/10


It genuinely felt like eternal MJ mission in spider-man but 10000x worse.
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Postby Bealan » Thu Mar 19, 2026 6:34 am

Los Einquirers wrote:
Bealan wrote:
The star wars game was so fun until the point where I softlocked myself on the first word you play on :D

has gambling tho so I rate it 6/10


It genuinely felt like eternal MJ mission in spider-man but 10000x worse.


yeah I had to infiltrate a base or smth and the stealth and design is so bad that you get found in 20 seconds and 138591438 enemies spawn
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Postby Neo Lunatea » Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:45 am

Bealan wrote:
Los Einquirers wrote:
It genuinely felt like eternal MJ mission in spider-man but 10000x worse.


yeah I had to infiltrate a base or smth and the stealth and design is so bad that you get found in 20 seconds and 138591438 enemies spawn


At least the Star Wars game can actually be played and doesn't make you sick just by looking at it!

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Postby Livaotheion » Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:54 am

i shall curse this game with all my hatred. G FORCE for the Nintendo DS. loved the movie but the ds game... :) :)
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Postby Revived Unclear » Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:56 am

Duke Nukem Forever.

Literally the only thing I like about it is Duke Nukem saying "Hail to the king, baby", because I love Army Of Darkness. Other than that, it's utter garbage.

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Postby Istuvia » Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:59 am

In my opinion, the worst video game is Roblox.

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Postby Brittania and the Isles » Thu Mar 19, 2026 12:00 pm

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Postby The Black Forrest » Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:44 pm

Oh Children.

The games you mention hardly match the crime against nature titlled:

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

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Postby NANDAEK » Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:46 pm

Clash Royale. roblox. CORPORATE P2W GREED AT IT’S FINEST!
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Postby Zantalio » Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:49 pm

Roblox. While I can say there are some good people, there are some people who are extremely bad.
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Postby The Fascist State of Malikania » Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:12 am

Either Hong Kong 97 or Concord.

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Black Ops 7. Lowkirkenuinely awful.

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Postby Neo Lunatea » Sat Mar 21, 2026 1:00 pm

Istuvia wrote:In my opinion, the worst video game is Roblox.
Honestly, with all of the weird stuff going, I don't blame you. I don't like Roblox, but at least it has the only Sonic Maker I can find

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Postby Neo Lunatea » Sat Mar 21, 2026 1:04 pm

The Black Forrest wrote:Oh Children.

The games you mention hardly match the crime against nature titlled:

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

*starts having a PTSD attack*


I can understand where you're coming from! ET literally crashed the gaming market, so if a games legacy factors in, it is probably one of the worst. My opinions still stand though, as even though ET looks hyper-simple, at least it's not vomit (and as I recently found out, SEIZURE) -inducing like Top Banana, and at least it can actually be 'played' unlike sqij on zx spectrum.

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Postby Revived Unclear » Sat Mar 21, 2026 1:09 pm

Ride To Hell: Retribution

I don't even have to explain it, just watch a couple minutes of gameplay and you'll see
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Postby -Riograndense Republic- » Sat Mar 21, 2026 4:45 pm

Ah, for me, it's some 'esoteric' PS2 war helicopter game I played as a kid. I don't remember its name, though.

But if I had to name a specific game, it'd be the computer port of Saints Row 2. I remember playing it to the end despite the game crashing every two hours or so.
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Postby Afro Samurai » Sat Mar 21, 2026 11:31 pm

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Postby Excipendia » Sun Mar 22, 2026 3:15 am

F1 22. Hands down.

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Postby Cole Whyte-Gurney » Sun Mar 22, 2026 5:37 am

Pong got dull pretty rapidly.

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Postby Neo Lunatea » Sun Mar 22, 2026 10:23 am

Revived Unclear wrote:Ride To Hell: Retribution

I don't even have to explain it, just watch a couple minutes of gameplay and you'll see


O MY GOSH! At least you can laugh at it though.

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Postby Neo Lunatea » Sun Mar 22, 2026 10:25 am

Cole Whyte-Gurney wrote:Pong got dull pretty rapidly.


Fair, but at least it's playable, and I don't see how you can get sick from it unless you stare at the ball with pinpoint accuracy.

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