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Video game characters that would do good in the World Cup

Postby Austinboy » Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:10 am

Who do you think would make a good player?

Sonic, with his speed and agility, would make a good forward/striker.
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Postby Potvainia » Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:33 am

mario would make a great goalkeeper.
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Postby Hathradic States » Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:47 am

Deadpool would shoot up the other team :p

Just kidding.

Altiar would do good overall.

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Postby Austinboy » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:44 am

Deadpool would shoot them AND make witty jokes about it.
It just looks like a retarded facial expression. It kinda looks like if it was horny and then had a seizure at the same time.
I know what your thinking. you are wondering, "Why is that sexy Man hanging out on the computer." well, i dont know the answer to that.
Yesterday i was walking around, and this little girl came up to me. I said "God
Dora, i dont know where GumDrop muntain is! Do your parents know where you are? Do they even care? They let you play with a bull! A God Damn Bull! And a dirty little Monkey!"

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Postby North Wiedna » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:20 pm

Samus would distract the goalkeep with her boobs.
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Postby Austinboy » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:21 pm

Peach would pull toad out of her dress to save the ball from going in.
It just looks like a retarded facial expression. It kinda looks like if it was horny and then had a seizure at the same time.
I know what your thinking. you are wondering, "Why is that sexy Man hanging out on the computer." well, i dont know the answer to that.
Yesterday i was walking around, and this little girl came up to me. I said "God
Dora, i dont know where GumDrop muntain is! Do your parents know where you are? Do they even care? They let you play with a bull! A God Damn Bull! And a dirty little Monkey!"

Mom: Does it hurt?
Son: It hurts worse then the time i got a handjob from Edward Scissorhands
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Postby StarvingArtists » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:42 pm

Anybody with telekinesis. :D
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Postby Austinboy » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:44 pm

Onyx

Its a big, rock snake. Goalie win.
It just looks like a retarded facial expression. It kinda looks like if it was horny and then had a seizure at the same time.
I know what your thinking. you are wondering, "Why is that sexy Man hanging out on the computer." well, i dont know the answer to that.
Yesterday i was walking around, and this little girl came up to me. I said "God
Dora, i dont know where GumDrop muntain is! Do your parents know where you are? Do they even care? They let you play with a bull! A God Damn Bull! And a dirty little Monkey!"

Mom: Does it hurt?
Son: It hurts worse then the time i got a handjob from Edward Scissorhands
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:05 pm

Gordon Freeman.
he'l crowbar the hell out of anything that moves. :lol:
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Postby Hassett » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:19 pm

Kratos would make a fair ref.
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Postby Radictistan » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:31 pm

Any CRPG character with maxed out agility will do.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:12 pm

Hassett wrote:Kratos would make a fair ref.

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Postby Hathradic States » Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:02 am

Iroh, he could make enough tea to distract everybody.

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Postby Austinboy » Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:25 am

John Marsten, he could have his own team.
It just looks like a retarded facial expression. It kinda looks like if it was horny and then had a seizure at the same time.
I know what your thinking. you are wondering, "Why is that sexy Man hanging out on the computer." well, i dont know the answer to that.
Yesterday i was walking around, and this little girl came up to me. I said "God
Dora, i dont know where GumDrop muntain is! Do your parents know where you are? Do they even care? They let you play with a bull! A God Damn Bull! And a dirty little Monkey!"

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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:31 am

Austinboy wrote:John Marsten, he could have his own team.


He's kind of a badass.
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Postby Melki » Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:31 am

Bowser is so fat no-one can put a goal past him. So goalkeeper.

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Postby Austinboy » Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:27 am

Well, a pokemon team could PROBALLY beat Bowser, hes stupid. He fell in the lava how many times?
It just looks like a retarded facial expression. It kinda looks like if it was horny and then had a seizure at the same time.
I know what your thinking. you are wondering, "Why is that sexy Man hanging out on the computer." well, i dont know the answer to that.
Yesterday i was walking around, and this little girl came up to me. I said "God
Dora, i dont know where GumDrop muntain is! Do your parents know where you are? Do they even care? They let you play with a bull! A God Damn Bull! And a dirty little Monkey!"

Mom: Does it hurt?
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Postby Melki » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:02 am

Austinboy wrote:Well, a pokemon team could PROBALLY beat Bowser, hes stupid. He fell in the lava how many times?

Yeah, your right.
Replace bowser with Wailord.

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Postby Mikedor » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:25 am

Ramirez would run around winning it by himself.

Soap wouldn't dive and roll around in agony, he'd get on with it.
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Postby Blitzkrenia » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:44 am

North Wiedna wrote:Samus would distract the goalkeep with her boobs.

Or Bayonetta.
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Postby UberWeegeeia » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 am

Duke Nukem
He's so badass that he'll kick grass which will kick the other team's asses because their asses are grass.
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Postby Xelforin » Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:11 am

Albert Wesker's speed, endurance and strength would make him nigh on unbeatable. And furthermore, he could do a crazy thrust punch for the corner balls or if he were goalie.
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Postby Jalanat » Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:05 pm

Lucario, no reason required.
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Postby North Wiedna » Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:57 pm

Jalanat wrote:Lucario, no reason required.

He would be shit. He floats around, making it hard to kick a ball. He would be easily nudged...
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Postby Austinboy » Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:56 pm

The Lone Wanderer. No explanation needed.
It just looks like a retarded facial expression. It kinda looks like if it was horny and then had a seizure at the same time.
I know what your thinking. you are wondering, "Why is that sexy Man hanging out on the computer." well, i dont know the answer to that.
Yesterday i was walking around, and this little girl came up to me. I said "God
Dora, i dont know where GumDrop muntain is! Do your parents know where you are? Do they even care? They let you play with a bull! A God Damn Bull! And a dirty little Monkey!"

Mom: Does it hurt?
Son: It hurts worse then the time i got a handjob from Edward Scissorhands
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