A little haiku I wrote

[Yootopia]

It is summer and
Most of the poetry here
Is just utter pish

Can we have a subforum of fiction where people can post their god-awful musings?

Cheers.

[Chumblywumbly]

Technical forum better
In musings of this nature
Fifth syllable wrong

[Dragons Morgul]

funny haiku:
Haikus are easy,
They don't always make much sense,
Refrigerator

[Daehanjeiguk]

Farts feat by footy,
Food flip with fish and flower -
Finkle farting fill.

Rats read my rooty,
Rutt rips right rich and rowdy -
Wrinkle ratting reel.

Some say I'm insane,
Others can't say whether or not -
The proof isn't here.

[Tarantum]

I am a lurker
I know a lot about you
Isn't that creepy?

[Yootopia]

I am a lurker
I know a lot about you
Isn't that creepy?

Aye it is a bit
I'd rather that you posted
Insert season here

[Daehanjeiguk]

Are we gonna spend
A trivial night away
Reciting haiku?

[Deus Malum]

Is this a problem?
Haiku represents method
For succinct discourse.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Heat rises like smoke
Making everything sticky
Want a mojito?

[Galloism]

I hate poetry
It should be burned to a crisp
Nothing should be left

[Der Teutoniker]

I hate poetry
It should be burned to a crisp
Nothing should be left

A gaze from your eye
Could accomplish that as well
No more poetry

[Galloism]

I hate poetry
It should be burned to a crisp
Nothing should be left

A gaze from your eye
Could accomplish that as well
No more poetry

We should have a thread
We would all talk in Haiku
Debate in Haiku

[Der Teutoniker]

I hate poetry
It should be burned to a crisp
Nothing should be left

A gaze from your eye
Could accomplish that as well
No more poetry

We should have a thread
We would all talk in Haiku
Debate in Haiku

That sounds very dumb
I could not stand that at all
A terrible thought.

[Socialist Jedi]

In the past you've stolen my stereo, my girlfriend and even my car.
Today you stole my Big Mac and this time you've gone too far.
I'm really mad, I'm like a volcano that's about to erupt.
You ate my Big Mac and now I'm going to fuck you up.
You can steal anything from me, even the clothes on my back.
But I fuck people up who take my Big Mac.
You can have my fries, you can even have my coke.
But when you touch my Big Mac, a lot of your bones will get broke.
You like to steal things because you're corrupt.
You took my Big Mac and now I'm going to fuck you up.

[Der Teutoniker]

In the past you've stolen my stereo, my girlfriend and even my car.
Today you stole my Big Mac and this time you've gone too far.
I'm really mad, I'm like a volcano that's about to erupt.
You ate my Big Mac and now I'm going to fuck you up.
You can steal anything from me, even the clothes on my back.
But I fuck people up who take my Big Mac.
You can have my fries, you can even have my coke.
But when you touch my Big Mac, a lot of your bones will get broke.
You like to steal things because you're corrupt.
You took my Big Mac and now I'm going to fuck you up.

Take a look at this
There is still a lot to learn
About the Haiku

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

[Galloism]

That sounds very dumb
I could not stand that at all
A terrible thought.

We could do it all
We can test our arguments
Test our wordsmithing

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

In the past you've stolen my stereo, my girlfriend and even my car.
Today you stole my Big Mac and this time you've gone too far.
I'm really mad, I'm like a volcano that's about to erupt.
You ate my Big Mac and now I'm going to fuck you up.
You can steal anything from me, even the clothes on my back.
But I fuck people up who take my Big Mac.
You can have my fries, you can even have my coke.
But when you touch my Big Mac, a lot of your bones will get broke.
You like to steal things because you're corrupt.
You took my Big Mac and now I'm going to fuck you up.

Ridiculous attempt
Plain to see your shortcomings
Understanding the haiku you do not.

[Aegara]

Are we gonna spend
A trivial night away
Reciting haiku?

Haiku,trivial
Never let it be said here,
The place for them all

[Daehanjeiguk]

We began to write haiku one day
To pass, I think, our musing rhymes away -
Then some young prick
Wrote a cute limerick,
And managed to screw up that little bit too while the others cleaned up his messy display.

^^^

I know not who wrote
That childish rambling there
Must be insane man.

[Chumblywumbly]

Oh how surprising
This thread has gone much further
Than I expected

[Veblenia]

My contribution
Gratuitous and hollow
Haiku spam in spring

[Deus Malum]

Spring, but a passing
Glance at possibilities
Borne out in summer.

[Vojvodina-Nihon]

I enjoy haiku
But my major problem is
I always forget exactly how many syllables there are supposed to be in the very last line

[Galloism]

I enjoy haiku
But my major problem is
I always forget exactly how many syllables there are supposed to be in the very last line

You must realize
It must be symmetrical
How would you do that?

[Calhon]

He is making fun
which some dont appreciate
close but no cigar