Most Hated Books

[The Rich Port]

They burned books during the Qin Dynasty of Ancient China, but not people. I think they shot the people.

HISTORICAL FACT-CHECKING FAIL.

They didn't have guns in the Qin Dynasty, for Crissakes.

Never played it.

Don't. Romero was a total douche about the whole thing and it sucked, too.

Catcher in the Rye is my favorite however

*nods vigorously*

[New Ziedrich]

Any of those generic fantasy stories you can pick up anywhere. Plus Twilight.

I mean, if you're really that unoriginal that you have to name the sword that they're questing after "The Blue sword" you need a slap to the face.

If someone makes a "Most Hated Video Games" thread, you should be the one to post Daikatana.

Never played it.

That's too bad, because Daikatana is about a trio of morons (including a black guy named Superfly Johnson) obtaining and using a legendary time-traveling sword named Daikatana, which is pretty much half-assededly translated pseudo-Japanese for "large sword."

And John Romero makes you his bitch, so suck it down. And that is a real ad.

[Picklepoo]

I HATE TWILIGHT! THE AUTHOR SHOULD BURN IN HELL FOR HIS/HER CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!

[Sionis Prioratus]

Atlas Shrugged. What a bunch of crap.

[Old Erisia]

Any of those generic fantasy stories you can pick up anywhere. Plus Twilight.

I mean, if you're really that unoriginal that you have to name the sword that they're questing after "The Blue sword" you need a slap to the face.

If someone makes a "Most Hated Video Games" thread, you should be the one to post Daikatana.

A simple name name=bad? I agree, taking "the one ring" to "Mt. Doom" was sooo lame. So was finding a golden fleece. Or the white whale. Or the white stag. Although, Daikatana was pretty bad...

[Kreanoltha]

I really hatted I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.

[The Rich Port]

I really hatted I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.

XD, why you gotta be so racist?

[Okijima Rulz]

They burned books during the Qin Dynasty of Ancient China, but not people. I think they shot the people.

HISTORICAL FACT-CHECKING FAIL.

They didn't have guns in the Qin Dynasty, for Crissakes.

Never played it.

Don't. Romero was a total douche about the whole thing and it sucked, too.

Catcher in the Rye is my favorite however

*nods vigorously*

I'm sorry, they were buried alive. Still not burned. And shot doesn't necessarily mean guns, I was talking about arrows.

[Kreanoltha]

I really hatted I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.

XD, why you gotta be so racist?

Sarcasm is hard to detect over the internet. I hope this is an example of it.

[The Elder Race]

... Don't insult my ideologies.

"Voice of the people"? My whole country voted to freakin' BAN that damned book. Stephanie Meyer is creating opiates, for Crissakes, literary narcotics. I doubt that a tear will be shed if that book were to have never been written. It is a fad, nothing more. And if 100 years from now I am told I am wrong, I will turn over several times in my grave. The moment that Meyer is held to the same esteems as Bradbury or Melville or Kesey or Orwell, I will NUKE that woman's house into ashes. COUNT ON IT.

Wow! hypocrisy, even in jest, troubles me...

I'm afraid I cant support your ideologies, while you speak of banning another's (however trivial or insipid)...
My least favorite book is currently, CALCULUS (7th edition) by Larson, Hostetler and Edwards.

[The Rich Port]

Sarcasm is hard to detect over the internet. I hope this is an example of it.

The LOL face at the beginning not give anything off?

Wow! hypocrisy, even in jest, troubles me...

I'm afraid I cant support your ideologies, while you speak of banning another's (however trivial or insipid)...
My least favorite book is currently, CALCULUS (7th edition) by Larson, Hostetler and Edwards.

Hypocrisy? Over what? That I think that old cow is disgracing the name of the countless other authors before her and after her? I'm declaring this s*** right here and now: SCORCHED EARTH, MOTHERF***ER. D:<, I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN, VAMPIRE LADY.

Or, at least, some flame wars and a DDoS of some sort. ⌐_⌐

[Old Erisia]

Sarcasm is hard to detect over the internet. I hope this is an example of it.

The LOL face at the beginning not give anything off?

Wow! hypocrisy, even in jest, troubles me...

I'm afraid I cant support your ideologies, while you speak of banning another's (however trivial or insipid)...
My least favorite book is currently, CALCULUS (7th edition) by Larson, Hostetler and Edwards.

Hypocrisy? Over what? That I think that old cow is disgracing the name of the countless other authors before her and after her? I'm declaring this s*** right here and now: SCORCHED EARTH, MOTHERF***ER. D:<, I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN, VAMPIRE LADY.

Or, at least, some flame wars and a DDoS of some sort. ⌐_⌐

Link is relevant y'all

[Oppressive Cyborgs]

Of all the books I've read, there are very few that I hate.
They make no point, they're poorly written, and I've recycled them, rather then let it circulate back into the rest of humanity.
Mostly, it's been bits of military fiction and sci-fi that just depends upon a name or action to try and be worth something. They never make it...
Unfortunately, I'm much more careful about buying books, so I can't quite remember the names of said books.

[Kreanoltha]

Sarcasm is hard to detect over the internet. I hope this is an example of it.

The LOL face at the beginning not give anything off?

Oh, I can never tell what that "XD" thing is...

On-topic, I really hated the Twilight series and its stupid spin off movies.

[DaWoad]

Sarcasm is hard to detect over the internet. I hope this is an example of it.

The LOL face at the beginning not give anything off?

Wow! hypocrisy, even in jest, troubles me...

I'm afraid I cant support your ideologies, while you speak of banning another's (however trivial or insipid)...
My least favorite book is currently, CALCULUS (7th edition) by Larson, Hostetler and Edwards.

Hypocrisy? Over what? That I think that old cow is disgracing the name of the countless other authors before her and after her? I'm declaring this s*** right here and now: SCORCHED EARTH, MOTHERF***ER. D:<, I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN, VAMPIRE LADY.

Or, at least, some flame wars and a DDoS of some sort. ⌐_⌐

http://xkcd.com/591/
please please don't go after her . . .terrible things might happen to NSG.

[Onekawa-Nukanor]

The harry potter series was always up there on my list, always thought they were WAY overhyped

[Castryan]

The catcher in the rye

WAY too overhyped. Stories need conflict and this book has none what-so-ever.

[Rejistania]

I never hated a book I have not enjoyed a book but I don't think one should hate a book. Hate of books leads to a situation like the one found in Fahrenheit 451.

Fahrenheit 451 is a ridiculous book. It is an author tract devoid of even a bit of thought and the setting is thin and implausible. That and Faust need to be on my 'OMGHATE' list.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Well i don't necessarily hate these books but i did not like reading them.
1984-Orwell. (Bah sure he was good at political essays, but i read this as a fictional story should be and it's terrrible)
The ALgebraist-Iain M. Banks. (had potential but the author just screwed up a good idea with poor characters)
A Good Day to die. Simon Kernick. (yuk, the plot was okayish but it wasn't particularly well done)
Dice Man. (I just didn't find the intro all that interesting.)

[The Rich Port]

Link is relevant y'all

http://xkcd.com/591/
please please don't go after her . . .terrible things might happen to NSG.

Fahrenheit 451 is a ridiculous book. It is an author tract devoid of even a bit of thought and the setting is thin and implausible. That and Faust need to be on my 'OMGHATE' list.

I think your hate is wrongfully projected. Trust me: there are worse things out there than 451 or Faust. And Ray Bradbury is awesome, you've no idea what you're saying. >:P

[UberWeegeeia]

Twilight, The Bible, Harry Potter, Goosebumps, and that Zits comic or whatever I see at the bookstore.

[Kreanoltha]

I never hated a book I have not enjoyed a book but I don't think one should hate a book. Hate of books leads to a situation like the one found in Fahrenheit 451.

Fahrenheit 451 is a ridiculous book. It is an author tract devoid of even a bit of thought and the setting is thin and implausible. That and Faust need to be on my 'OMGHATE' list.

Come on, Bradbury is alright.

[Connahkstan]

Pride and Prejudice
A Rift in Time
Catcher in the Rye

In any order. They are just crumby books.

[Shaggai]

Shadowmancer. All the flaws of the Chronicles of Narnia with none of the good points.

[Conoga]

Oh my god this thread is so old. It's like a sequoia

Pride and Prejudice
Catcher in the Rye

what