Worst movie you have ever seen

by **Minoa** » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:34 am

Pantos wrote:You're gonna hate me for this but I absolutely hate LOTR. The movie trilogy is among the most boring things I've ever seen and even the books weren't my cup of tea. Like, at all.

You are not the only one. I know the trilogy failed to catch up with me: I just don’t know why.

by **Somerania** » Sun Dec 06, 2020 12:18 pm

Minoa wrote:
Pantos wrote:You're gonna hate me for this but I absolutely hate LOTR. The movie trilogy is among the most boring things I've ever seen and even the books weren't my cup of tea. Like, at all.

You are not the only one. I know the trilogy failed to catch up with me: I just don’t know why.

Understandable
~~Prepare to die~~

by **An Alan Smithee Nation** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:06 am

Pantos wrote:You're gonna hate me for this but I absolutely hate LOTR. The movie trilogy is among the most boring things I've ever seen and even the books weren't my cup of tea. Like, at all.

I'm not a fan either, but the Hobbit films were worse.

by **Servilis** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:25 am

Killer Sofa, bad plot, lazy horror movie, was forced to watch it,
Grownups I (maybe II idk),
literally any jumanji movie
Planet 51 (a chore to watch)
Age of Stupid (pretty boring documentary, good premise, badly presented)
10,000 B.C (too long, boring, meh)
Daybreak (literally 3 episodes in and already the show has lost it's status as a comedy movie, just play Fallout : New Vegas instead)
Assassin's Creed (they literally retconned all of the AC lore just to make a shitty movie, also with a budget that big you'd atleast expect the Protagonist to have a decent cloak, ALSO THEY NEVER GO IN-DEPTH AS TO HOW THEY MAKE PEOPLE IMMORTAL WHAT? WE NEVER GOT IMMORTAL ASSASSINS BEING KEPT PRISONER BY TEMPLARS IN THE GAMES)

honestly i cant remember on the top of my head the names of any movies,

i dont even watch movies that much,
idk lol

OH I FORGOT TO MENTION, EVERY FILM MADE BY LIONSGATE, FUCKERS CANT GO ONE SECOND WITHOUT INCLUDING A DRAMATIC BOXING MATCH IN THEIR FILMS

lets be honest though we all know deep down in our hearts the best ever film made in the history of film making has to be the Incredible Bulk, which is totally not an ironically smashed together piece of stock footage that rips off a certain Marvel movie, i mean, dont be silly

by **The United Confederacy of Texas** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:05 am

Pantos wrote:You're gonna hate me for this but I absolutely hate LOTR. The movie trilogy is among the most boring things I've ever seen and even the books weren't my cup of tea. Like, at all.

Just gonna add (and I might get even more heat from this), I never liked the Harry Potter series

by **The Alma Mater** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:38 am

The United Confederacy of Texas wrote:
Pantos wrote:You're gonna hate me for this but I absolutely hate LOTR. The movie trilogy is among the most boring things I've ever seen and even the books weren't my cup of tea. Like, at all.

Just gonna add (and I might get even more heat from this), I never liked the Harry Potter series

Even before Rowling came out as a transphobic racist

?

But I agree. The movies are a poor adaptation of the books and the books themselves are pretty bad to start with.
The Lego sets are nice though

by **Vivolkha** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:05 am

An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:
Pantos wrote:You're gonna hate me for this but I absolutely hate LOTR. The movie trilogy is among the most boring things I've ever seen and even the books weren't my cup of tea. Like, at all.

I'm not a fan either, but the Hobbit films were worse.

I passed on the last Hobbit movie after seeing the first two. They are slow and boring.

by **Hellslayer** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:16 am

Trolls. I HATE Trolls. It has a terrible plot, poor pacing, the songs are mediocre at best. To be fair, it is the only film I've managed to fall asleep in, so I may have missed something better. But I don't think so. It was just so bad, I felt physically ill afterwards.

by **Theberstan** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:18 am

Grinning Dragon wrote:That's a toss up for the worst movie...
The Age of Innocence
The Thin Red Line
Titanic
Ghostbusters (2016 remake)

I was going to say the 2016 remake. But Titanic? Is there something wrong?

by **Somerania** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:04 am

Theberstan wrote:
Grinning Dragon wrote:That's a toss up for the worst movie...
The Age of Innocence
The Thin Red Line
Titanic
Ghostbusters (2016 remake)

I was going to say the 2016 remake. But Titanic? Is there something wrong?

Woman cheats on husband with Leonardo DiCaprio and eventually runs away with husband's most prized possession (the heart of the ocean) and husband commits suicide during the great depression, woman goes on to fulfill everything on her bucket list and dies.

by **FNU** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:39 am

Michael Bay's 2001 Film: Pearl Harbour

by **Theberstan** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:06 pm

The Alma Mater wrote:
The United Confederacy of Texas wrote:Just gonna add (and I might get even more heat from this), I never liked the Harry Potter series

Even before Rowling came out as a transphobic racist ?

But I agree. The movies are a poor adaptation of the books and the books themselves are pretty bad to start with.
The Lego sets are nice though

Well, reading the books for the third time now is even better than the first time for me. The movies, they’re okay. I also agree, the lego sets were also nice.

Also, I see you’re saying quite a bit of good movies as bad, I mean Trolls, I never watched and never want to watch seems bad at first glance. So what do you qualify for a good movie then?

And I’ve seen tons of bad movies... Atomic Shark... I wanted something really garbage on purpose.

by **Theberstan** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:14 pm

The North Fairweather Region wrote:Who Killed Captain Alex? (First Ugandan Movie) 2010
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Don’t even get me started...

by **THe KINGdOM OF ANATOLiA** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:22 pm

Firequake (2014) - Terrible acting, many plot holes, why everyone is speaking English in Czechoslovakia?
Alex Strangelove (2018) - Cheesy and unoriginal. Gets boring after a while.
Love, Simon (2018) - Very stereotypical LGBTQ+ movie. Boring, bland and absolutely horrible.

by **Old Tanokiana** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:29 pm

Alpha and Omega, it awakened the Furry within me, lots of "Haha funny butt joke" and every time a new one gets pumped out of Ukraine, the quality gets worse and worse. Oh and uh Character development sucks

by **Theberstan** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:34 pm

Old Tanokiana wrote:Alpha and Omega, it awakened the Furry within me, lots of "Haha funny butt joke" and every time a new one gets pumped out of Ukraine, the quality gets worse and worse. Oh and uh Character development sucks

I’ve only seen the first and oh lord it’s bad...

by **Kyruev** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:39 pm

Langenia wrote:Ugh, Sharkboy and Lavagirl left me scarred for a while. I never want to see that again.

The giant creepy robot in that movie used to give me nightmares.. pretty ironic given the context, haha

by **Something new thats cool** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:47 pm

gotta be the Emoji Movie, no funny jokes, animation that looks good but has simple and crappy designs for most of the emojis, plus, they named the poop emoji "Poop Daddy" (BTW hes somehow voiced by Patrick Stewart), and overall, im glad i didnt see trash like Arctic Dogs, Norm of The North and The Playmobil Movie (anyone remember THOSE films?)

by **Something new thats cool** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:50 pm

Hellslayer wrote:Trolls. I HATE Trolls. It has a terrible plot, poor pacing, the songs are mediocre at best. To be fair, it is the only film I've managed to fall asleep in, so I may have missed something better. But I don't think so. It was just so bad, I felt physically ill afterwards.

Oh boy, your glad that you didnt see things like The Emoji Movie or Norm of The North.

by **The Alma Mater** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:32 pm

Something new thats cool wrote:gotta be the Emoji Movie, no funny jokes, animation that looks good but has simple and crappy designs for most of the emojis, plus, they named the poop emoji "Poop Daddy" (BTW hes somehow voiced by Patrick Stewart)

The "we're number 2" joke by Stewart saved the movie for me.

by **Something new thats cool** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:41 pm

The Alma Mater wrote:
Something new thats cool wrote:gotta be the Emoji Movie, no funny jokes, animation that looks good but has simple and crappy designs for most of the emojis, plus, they named the poop emoji "Poop Daddy" (BTW hes somehow voiced by Patrick Stewart)

The "we're number 2" joke by Stewart saved the movie for me.

gonna remind you that the poop child never shows up after that gag.

by **Pantos** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:13 am

The Alma Mater wrote:
The United Confederacy of Texas wrote:Just gonna add (and I might get even more heat from this), I never liked the Harry Potter series

Even before Rowling came out as a transphobic racist ?

But I agree. The movies are a poor adaptation of the books and the books themselves are pretty bad to start with.
The Lego sets are nice though

I've read the HP series when I was 12 or 13 and got hooked like crazy. Re-read the first three some time last year and didn't bother to go on because of how poorly they're written. I guess these things are really only meant for kids

[Edit: Oops, sorry, this is supposed to be a movie thread]

by **Fransikania and Maldovania** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:05 pm

The Brown Bunny

27 November 2022

Pantos wrote:
The Alma Mater wrote:Even before Rowling came out as a transphobic racist ?

But I agree. The movies are a poor adaptation of the books and the books themselves are pretty bad to start with.
The Lego sets are nice though

I've read the HP series when I was 12 or 13 and got hooked like crazy. Re-read the first three some time last year and didn't bother to go on because of how poorly they're written. I guess these things are really only meant for kids

[Edit: Oops, sorry, this is supposed to be a movie thread]

The second film has Kenneth Branagh, though. They needed to focus on his character a LOT more. KB deserved more screen time!

by **North Cromch** » Sat Dec 12, 2020 4:14 am

The Alma Mater wrote:
The United Confederacy of Texas wrote:Just gonna add (and I might get even more heat from this), I never liked the Harry Potter series

Even before Rowling came out as a transphobic racist ?

But I agree. The movies are a poor adaptation of the books and the books themselves are pretty bad to start with.
The Lego sets are nice though

Lego is amazing.
The Lego Jack Stone movie isn't amazing.

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