PDX Games IX: The Pacific Bread Centaur

[Republic Of Ludwigsburg]

The first Dev Diary for Boobs, Butts, and Ass is without a shadow of a doubt the largest DD of all time. This is going to take me an entire hour to read.

I'm by default not going to read that long of a DD, and DEFINITELY not for Italy

[Endem]

The first Dev Diary for Boobs, Butts, and Ass is without a shadow of a doubt the largest DD of all time. This is going to take me an entire hour to read.

Hmm, that Stresa front path is looking like some great fun right there.

[Republic Of Ludwigsburg]

Epic fucking games, they sold EU4 for free (without dlc of course)

It’s almost comical how much money Epic is willing to pour into the memory hole for a shot at maybe breaking Steam’s stranglehold monopoly on the online distribution market.

And the fact that Steam still has a stranglehold after all that is demonstration enough of the power of inertia, I guess.

Fuck the economic actions of that, I just care that it's a free game.

[Continental Free States]

Last Stellaris DD for the summer

(Honestly I'm hoping Victoria III DDs won't also end until halfway through summer, or that we'll at least get a release date)

[Bralia]

Last Stellaris DD for the summer

(Honestly I'm hoping Victoria III DDs won't also end until halfway through summer, or that we'll at least get a release date)

They're naming the 3.5 patch after a pornographic magazine from Mass Effect. Okay. Alright. I can handle that.

[Bralia]

The Victoria 3 map is alive and sentient. This makes the "one more turn" aspect in these style of games so much more real. If you don't load up the game and give it attention, it's going to live a life of pain and solitude.

[The Huskar Social Union]

The Victoria 3 map is alive and sentient. This makes the "one more turn" aspect in these style of games so much more real. If you don't load up the game and give it attention, it's going to live a life of pain and solitude.

Hell yeah look at that city sprawl, leaves a man breathless

[Serrus]

Last Stellaris DD for the summer

(Honestly I'm hoping Victoria III DDs won't also end until halfway through summer, or that we'll at least get a release date)

They're naming the 3.5 patch after a pornographic magazine from Mass Effect. Okay. Alright. I can handle that.

It's a constellation that they named the thing from Mass Effect after, in keeping with the theme of Libra and Cepheus.

[Hispida]

things only CK2 players say (that i've also said in this campaign):

"why can't i impregnate her"

"how did i get syphilis"

"how is the king of norway my brother??? oh, my mom"

"do i really want to murder this kid yet"

"why are my vassals norwegian"

"why doesn't she want to be my vassal, i literally helped her usurp the throne"

"why is the pope a homosexual"

[Hispida]

me waiting for the queen of england's murder plot on me to fire

update: plan was successful. old ruler died of camp fever, now i'm king of scotland outright and prince-consort of england. when my wife dies and then i die i'll take over both scotland and england, and then after doing a bit of conquest in ireland finally make the first... scottish... empire! for a safe and secure... society!

[Republic Of Ludwigsburg]

The Victoria 3 map is alive and sentient. This makes the "one more turn" aspect in these style of games so much more real. If you don't load up the game and give it attention, it's going to live a life of pain and solitude.

Hell yeah look at that city sprawl, leaves a man breathless

The only thing that's breathless is my CPU on it's way to explode

[Republic Of Ludwigsburg]

things only CK2 players say (that i've also said in this campaign):

"why can't i impregnate her"

"how did i get syphilis"

"how is the king of norway my brother??? oh, my mom"

"do i really want to murder this kid yet"

"why are my vassals norwegian"

"why doesn't she want to be my vassal, i literally helped her usurp the throne"

"why is the pope a homosexual"

More:

"WHY IS MY WIFE SO INFERTILE"
"When the hell did I get lover's pox"
"Why did I die at the age of 19 what?"

[Hispida]

things only CK2 players say (that i've also said in this campaign):

"why can't i impregnate her"

"how did i get syphilis"

"how is the king of norway my brother??? oh, my mom"

"do i really want to murder this kid yet"

"why are my vassals norwegian"

"why doesn't she want to be my vassal, i literally helped her usurp the throne"

"why is the pope a homosexual"

More:

"WHY IS MY WIFE SO INFERTILE"
"When the hell did I get lover's pox"
"Why did I die at the age of 19 what?"

one of my favorites so far has been "how do i have cancer, i'm 6 years old"

[Heloin]

More:

"WHY IS MY WIFE SO INFERTILE"
"When the hell did I get lover's pox"
"Why did I die at the age of 19 what?"

one of my favorites so far has been "how do i have cancer, i'm 6 years old"

These are all so old and tired. I’ve been castrating rebels since I was 8, the real joy now is a loving family that’s doesn’t castrate me back.

[Ameriganastan]

things only CK2 players say (that i've also said in this campaign):

"why can't i impregnate her"

"how did i get syphilis"

"how is the king of norway my brother??? oh, my mom"

"do i really want to murder this kid yet"

"why are my vassals norwegian"

"why doesn't she want to be my vassal, i literally helped her usurp the throne"

"why is the pope a homosexual"

More:

"WHY IS MY WIFE SO INFERTILE"
"When the hell did I get lover's pox"
"Why did I die at the age of 19 what?"

"Why do I have 17 daughters?"

[The Huskar Social Union]

More:

"WHY IS MY WIFE SO INFERTILE"
"When the hell did I get lover's pox"
"Why did I die at the age of 19 what?"

"Why do I have 17 daughters?"

There are two genders, male and military alliance propositions

[Heloin]

"Why do I have 17 daughters?"

There are two genders, male and military alliance propositions

Military alliance proposition and threat to potential heir.

[Reich of the New World Order]

I cant wait to turn the entire world into trenches in vic3

[Sordhau]

"Why do I have 17 daughters?"

There are two genders, male and military alliance propositions

There are two genders, female and military alliance propositions.

#Lesbocracy

[The Huskar Social Union]

I cant wait to turn the entire world into trenches in vic3

Frenchies in the Trenchies: Mr World Wide edition

There are two genders, male and military alliance propositions

There are two genders, female and military alliance propositions.

#Lesbocracy

How quickly the tide turns

[Bralia]

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[Bralia]

Also, CK3's 1.6.1 is coming out today. Say goodbye to infinite renown, kings of Tyrrhennia.

[Bralia]

And finally, EUIV shares what happens when you bring the three penises of the region together.

[Heloin]

And finally, EUIV shares what happens when you bring the three penises of the region together.

The Scandiwegian game fulfilling their Scandiwegian fishy meatball dreams of imperial conquest by proxy.

[Republic Of Ludwigsburg]

And finally, EUIV shares what happens when you bring the three penises of the region together.

Kalmar Union will probably pain more for Swedes than actual cock and ball torture.