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Europa Universalis
14
13%
Victoria
17
15%
Crusader Kings
24
22%
Hearts of Iron
22
20%
Stellaris
23
21%
One of those weird "published by PDX" games that nobody ever talks about here
10
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Total votes : 110

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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Fri Dec 31, 2021 5:51 pm

Heloin wrote:
Herador wrote:I got em all bar Vicky

I don’t think you can fight the French in Sengoku.

We can make a mod for that. Sunrise Invasion...
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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Fri Dec 31, 2021 6:20 pm

So... The pope was going to crusade against some random ass duchy in Italy that fell to heresy. After 3 successful crusades, I figured we could do something interesting...

And so the great crusade for guinea began. 120,000 men sailed from their safe cottages in Europe, to the sandy beaches of Morocco, crossing the Saharan into the heart of West Africa. To fight in the strange jungles along it's coast. Its hard to say how much men were truly lost in the march, but their efforts were not in vain. They beat down on their Muslim rivals and carved out a kingdom deep in Africa's heart.

For the great crusader kingdom of Guinea is proof of their efforts. The pope proud of my efforts, obviously gave my relative the kingdom. Without hesitation, I switched over to my kinsman leaving behind the cold tundras of Sweden. Now all that needs to be done is to crusade and unite all of African under the rule of the Crusader Swede.
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Postby Herador » Fri Dec 31, 2021 9:38 pm

Heloin wrote:
Herador wrote:I got em all bar Vicky

I don’t think you can fight the French in Sengoku.

I made the French in Stellaris and then did the usual Stellaris things to them.

I also made them Frog People, which on reflection might be a tad racist.
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Postby HISPIDA » Fri Dec 31, 2021 9:45 pm

Herador wrote:
Heloin wrote:I don’t think you can fight the French in Sengoku.

I made the French in Stellaris and then did the usual Stellaris things to them.

I also made them Frog People, which on reflection might be a tad racist.

racism shmacism.
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Postby Herador » Fri Dec 31, 2021 10:01 pm

Ball just dropped, happy new year from the Timezone that matters.
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Postby Heloin » Sat Jan 01, 2022 12:26 am

Two hours and a bit into that new year. Wow. Anyways.

Hispida wrote:
Herador wrote:I made the French in Stellaris and then did the usual Stellaris things to them.

I also made them Frog People, which on reflection might be a tad racist.

racism shmacism.

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Postby Bralia » Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:02 am

In the end, the majority gravitated to the easy Chinese option in the poll. I still don't entirely understand the wannabe Siberians, but third place goes to classic Khazaria.

Gonna move on to India, where I changed things up a bit considering the truly ridiculous amount of diversity that can be found there. This time you can choose who/where you want to live and how to live.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:58 am

Hmmmmmm, which poll option would annoy Bralia the most ho ho ho
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Postby Bralia » Sat Jan 01, 2022 5:13 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Hmmmmmm, which poll option would annoy Bralia the most ho ho ho

There were only three votes earlier and that tilted me pretty hard. I guess that person voting was just taking extra time to consider which religion they wanted, I think?
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jan 01, 2022 5:18 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Hmmmmmm, which poll option would annoy Bralia the most ho ho ho

There were only three votes earlier and that tilted me pretty hard. I guess that person voting was just taking extra time to consider which religion they wanted, I think?

I picked southern India because its home to my favourite Indian Curry.

Chennai shall fall before its new Irish Overlords and provide copious amounts of Madras

In return they shall receive the glory of Ulster
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Postby Heloin » Sat Jan 01, 2022 5:48 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:There were only three votes earlier and that tilted me pretty hard. I guess that person voting was just taking extra time to consider which religion they wanted, I think?

I picked southern India because its home to my favourite Indian Curry.

Chennai shall fall before its new Irish Overlords and provide copious amounts of Madras

In return they shall receive the glory of Ulster

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Postby Endem » Sat Jan 01, 2022 7:22 am

Muslim pirates of Sri Lanka ( if possible, with a Maghrebi culture )

I believe that is enough justification for my choice in the poll.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:42 pm

Northwestern India because it is the most strategic location for expanding either into Persia or further into India based on the diplomatic situation, or in a pinch, into southern Arabia. Southern India may find itself boxed in if their neighbor to the north is too swoll. Same for northeastern India/Burma.

Hinduism, because of the 7 holy sites. Form a heresy, profit. This also allows me to focus expansion west into persia and arabia while marrying into and allying the rest of India in between occasional bouts of subjugation wars.

As a Hindu in the northwest, there are raiding opportunities only present for Pagans if another location is chosen.
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Postby Bralia » Mon Jan 03, 2022 10:02 pm

Another Victoria 3 AAR has happened and this one's a big one. Full on two-parter.
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Postby Endem » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:22 pm

Bralia wrote:Another Victoria 3 AAR has happened and this one's a big one. Full on two-parter.

I hope he continues it, I want to see a pope unified Italy.
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Postby Bralia » Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:28 am

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Postby Bralia » Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:45 pm

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Postby Pointy Shark » Wed Jan 05, 2022 8:42 am

Finally got HOI4 mods to work on the new setup. Tried to survive as China but got so bored because Japan refused to invade from the sea and a full year into the war they had over 1 million casualties while I had less than 100k. It was embarrassing considering I screwed up my resources and couldn't counter attack.

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Postby Maichuko » Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:31 pm

My first serious Eu4 game is going pretty well right now. I started as Brunswick and formed Hannover. I'm about to start expanding into Africa and the Americas. Do the African, Native American, and Asian ai's keep up with military tech?
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Postby Reich of the New World Order » Wed Jan 05, 2022 8:01 pm

Maichuko wrote:My first serious Eu4 game is going pretty well right now. I started as Brunswick and formed Hannover. I'm about to start expanding into Africa and the Americas. Do the African, Native American, and Asian ai's keep up with military tech?


They do but their tech is worse than yours and they are probably a couple of techs behind
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Postby The Batavia » Thu Jan 06, 2022 5:49 am

Maichuko wrote:My first serious Eu4 game is going pretty well right now. I started as Brunswick and formed Hannover. I'm about to start expanding into Africa and the Americas. Do the African, Native American, and Asian ai's keep up with military tech?

Not many people pick Brunswick for their first game
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jan 06, 2022 5:53 am

Reich of the New World Order wrote:
Maichuko wrote:My first serious Eu4 game is going pretty well right now. I started as Brunswick and formed Hannover. I'm about to start expanding into Africa and the Americas. Do the African, Native American, and Asian ai's keep up with military tech?


They do but their tech is worse than yours and they are probably a couple of techs behind

And it can take them quite a while to catch up as well i imagine even if they begin westernizing.

Is Westernizing still a thing in EU4? Ive not played the game in a few years.
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Postby Reich of the New World Order » Thu Jan 06, 2022 6:01 am

Westernizing was removed 6 years ago, institutions replaced it
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jan 06, 2022 6:04 am

Reich of the New World Order wrote:Westernizing was removed 6 years ago, institutions replaced it

Ah well there you have it.
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Postby Immoren » Thu Jan 06, 2022 12:22 pm

In EU4 high morale, low discipline unit probably easy to imagine as some sort of unhinged mob of berserkers (as anachronistic as that example that might be).
But what sort of unit would have low morale, but high discipline, assuming there was one? Like some sort of parade troop that could manage to get single perfect volley and then they would break?
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