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Europa Universalis
14
13%
Victoria
17
15%
Crusader Kings
24
22%
Hearts of Iron
22
20%
Stellaris
23
21%
One of those weird "published by PDX" games that nobody ever talks about here
10
9%
 
Total votes : 110

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Slutsk Horde
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Oct 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Slutsk Horde » Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:54 pm

Russians? Who?
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The first Galactic Republic
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7436
Founded: Apr 27, 2014
Anarchy

Postby The first Galactic Republic » Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:29 pm

With my increasing playtime in Stellaris, I tentatively step into this thread. I’ve played a little bit of Victoria before, but I never got into it.

Dunno if this is still a possibility on PC, but at least on console it is apparently possible for the Prethoryn Scourge to steal your synthetic evolution ascendancy. If they seize your homeworld when the special project is being worked on, they’ll apparently be the ones affected and will turn into synths. The whole Scourge. You don’t.

Um... Hak Hak Hak?
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Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 163956
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:09 pm

He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
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we never

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Valrifell
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Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Valrifell » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:01 pm

Slutsk Horde wrote:Russians? Who?


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Renoa
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Posts: 1837
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Renoa » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:05 pm

I have learned my lesson about leaving defensive pacts on in CK2. I've never played a game long enough to see how absolutely horrific they can be after a few decades until now.
It's been several years and I'm still the Paradox Thread's Self-Appointed Court Chaplain. No one's ever asked but I thought you should know.

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Ifreann
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Posts: 163956
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:10 pm


On second thoughts, this damn senate is annoying as hell. Fuckers just will not form a Galactic Council for me to dominate.
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beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

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The Imperial Reach
Minister
 
Posts: 2023
Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Imperial Reach » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:46 pm

What's the oldest non-immortal character you guys have ever played in CKII?

Oldest for me is definitely my latest guy. Died of stress at 83. Persian Nestorian, custom ruler. Managed to go from the Count of Bamian to the Shahanshah of the Persian Empire before he kicked the bucket. Absolutely stellar.

Ifreann wrote:

On second thoughts, this damn senate is annoying as hell. Fuckers just will not form a Galactic Council for me to dominate.


Looks like liberty won't be dying with thunderous applause after all.
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The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
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Ifreann
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Posts: 163956
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:15 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:What's the oldest non-immortal character you guys have ever played in CKII?

Oldest for me is definitely my latest guy. Died of stress at 83. Persian Nestorian, custom ruler. Managed to go from the Count of Bamian to the Shahanshah of the Persian Empire before he kicked the bucket. Absolutely stellar.

Ifreann wrote:On second thoughts, this damn senate is annoying as hell. Fuckers just will not form a Galactic Council for me to dominate.


Looks like liberty won't be dying with thunderous applause after all.

On the plus side I have the diplomatic weight to autocratically dictate the laws of my "democratic" federation. I've given myself 40 year terms with the next president chosen by thesis defence, when I have the largest tech advantage. Some more XP, maybe some extra envoys, and I'll proclaim myself Joshua Abraham Norton I Iffy I, by virtue of technological supremacy of the Stellar League Eternal President and Protector of Mexico.
He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
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Rentandy
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Jan 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Rentandy » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:39 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:What's the oldest non-immortal character you guys have ever played in CKII?

Oldest for me is definitely my latest guy. Died of stress at 83. Persian Nestorian, custom ruler. Managed to go from the Count of Bamian to the Shahanshah of the Persian Empire before he kicked the bucket. Absolutely stellar.

Ifreann wrote:On second thoughts, this damn senate is annoying as hell. Fuckers just will not form a Galactic Council for me to dominate.


Looks like liberty won't be dying with thunderous applause after all.

After the End, I had a ruler who made it to 93.

Dude was the first Emperor of the Rockies, lost an eye fighting nuclear cultists in Arizona, a leg fighting Mormons in Utah, was riddled with cancer, and still held on long enough to be survived by his adult grandson.
Bear not my head from the bloody ground, bear not my body home

For all the earth is Roman earth, and I shall die in Rome.

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Danubian Peoples
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Posts: 1157
Founded: Sep 21, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danubian Peoples » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:17 pm

CK2 Immortality help needed
So, from what I have read, a learning mystic with the stats in the above screenshot is decidedly fake, and taking up her offer on the eternal life thing will get you reincarnated. Then again what I read could be wrong, and reincarnation (something which I have never experienced) is something I am unfamiliar with. So, do I take the offer or no?
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Bralia
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Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:23 pm


It's not yours until you pass the resolution to make yourself a permanent member and reduce the number of councilors to 1.

Yes, those are real resolutions. I've seen them. They're highly unpopular so it's probably not going to happen for me, but the option is there.
Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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North German Realm
Senator
 
Posts: 4494
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby North German Realm » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:25 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:What's the oldest non-immortal character you guys have ever played in CKII?

Oldest for me is definitely my latest guy. Died of stress at 83. Persian Nestorian, custom ruler. Managed to go from the Count of Bamian to the Shahanshah of the Persian Empire before he kicked the bucket. Absolutely stellar.

Ifreann wrote:On second thoughts, this damn senate is annoying as hell. Fuckers just will not form a Galactic Council for me to dominate.


Looks like liberty won't be dying with thunderous applause after all.

Stordan Þorgrave, Chief (later Jarl, later Petty King) of Scania. Dude only managed to get a claim on the Kingdom of Denmark which I used to duel-to-the-death the current owner at the age of 96. He died 2 years later as the first Þorgrave king of Denmark.
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Danubian Peoples
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Founded: Sep 21, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danubian Peoples » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:33 pm

Hey, I somehow disabled certain sounds in CK2, namely the ambient battle sound that plays when you zoom in on a province hosting a battle, the sound for clicking options on pop-ups, and a few others. Any ideas on how to re-eanble them?
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This nation does not reflect my IRL views on anything.
Sorry for any mistakes I make with regards to history while roleplaying in historical RPs. Also I am not a qualified historian or academic. None of the make-believe I do is likely to stand up to academic scrutiny.

Valdez Islands is my puppet.

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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59297
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:32 am

Danubian Peoples wrote:Hey, I somehow disabled certain sounds in CK2, namely the ambient battle sound that plays when you zoom in on a province hosting a battle, the sound for clicking options on pop-ups, and a few others. Any ideas on how to re-eanble them?

Have you looked at the audio settings in game?
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Bralia
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Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:50 am

Alright, I've just about had it with my Federation partner. I want this little shit to burn. Despite the fact that there are similar ethics throughout our side of the galaxy, my Fed partner has bad opinions of everybody around us, won't agree to ANYTHING, and I'm finally coming to understand why he's hated by just about everybody in the area. I saved this dumbass from annihilation in the early game, now he's repaying my by being the most stubborn jackass around.

In order to do anything about this, I have to wait AGES to level up the Federation to the point where I can kick him out. Because I will not be the one leaving the Federation that I FUCKING CREATED. I should've joined my neighbouring, wonderfully friendly Federation ages ago. I'm so upset at myself that I didn't take that opportunity . . .
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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:56 am

Bralia wrote:Alright, I've just about had it with my Federation partner. I want this little shit to burn. Despite the fact that there are similar ethics throughout our side of the galaxy, my Fed partner has bad opinions of everybody around us, won't agree to ANYTHING, and I'm finally coming to understand why he's hated by just about everybody in the area. I saved this dumbass from annihilation in the early game, now he's repaying my by being the most stubborn jackass around.

In order to do anything about this, I have to wait AGES to level up the Federation to the point where I can kick him out. Because I will not be the one leaving the Federation that I FUCKING CREATED. I should've joined my neighbouring, wonderfully friendly Federation ages ago. I'm so upset at myself that I didn't take that opportunity . . .

Can you not abandon this federation and join the other one?
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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:42 am

Bralia wrote:

It's not yours until you pass the resolution to make yourself a permanent member and reduce the number of councilors to 1.

Yes, those are real resolutions. I've seen them. They're highly unpopular so it's probably not going to happen for me, but the option is there.

#goals
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beating the devil
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Bralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:26 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:Alright, I've just about had it with my Federation partner. I want this little shit to burn. Despite the fact that there are similar ethics throughout our side of the galaxy, my Fed partner has bad opinions of everybody around us, won't agree to ANYTHING, and I'm finally coming to understand why he's hated by just about everybody in the area. I saved this dumbass from annihilation in the early game, now he's repaying my by being the most stubborn jackass around.

In order to do anything about this, I have to wait AGES to level up the Federation to the point where I can kick him out. Because I will not be the one leaving the Federation that I FUCKING CREATED. I should've joined my neighbouring, wonderfully friendly Federation ages ago. I'm so upset at myself that I didn't take that opportunity . . .

Can you not abandon this federation and join the other one?

Yeah, but my federation would still exist. I built it, damn it. They would get to smugly keep the title and all of the effort in making the Federation successful.
Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:28 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Can you not abandon this federation and join the other one?

Yeah, but my federation would still exist. I built it, damn it. They would get to smugly keep the title and all of the effort in making the Federation successful.

Then kill them afterwards.
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:46 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:Yeah, but my federation would still exist. I built it, damn it. They would get to smugly keep the title and all of the effort in making the Federation successful.

Then kill them afterwards.

Huskar, you don't get it, but I understand your ignorance. Simply tell me, does this look like the face of a civilization that's vengeful versus Fanatic Egalitarian, Pacifists?
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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:52 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Then kill them afterwards.

Huskar, you don't get it, but I understand your ignorance. Simply tell me, does this look like the face of a civilization that's vengeful versus Fanatic Egalitarian, Pacifists?

Yes, because i played as fox people once, and cracked open the homeworld of the first race i met after being their allies for near 200 years. Because sometimes you just gotta genocide Bralia, you just gotta.
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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:06 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Can you not abandon this federation and join the other one?

Yeah, but my federation would still exist. I built it, damn it. They would get to smugly keep the title and all of the effort in making the Federation successful.

Any possibility you could start a war that'd get them killed but that you'd survive?
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beating the devil
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The Imperial Reach
Minister
 
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Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Imperial Reach » Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:32 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:Huskar, you don't get it, but I understand your ignorance. Simply tell me, does this look like the face of a civilization that's vengeful versus Fanatic Egalitarian, Pacifists?

Yes, because i played as fox people once, and cracked open the homeworld of the first race i met after being their allies for near 200 years. Because sometimes you just gotta genocide Bralia, you just gotta.


Brain: commit genocide
Me: why?
Brain: you gotta

^Paradox games in a nutshell.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
In the process of a massive retcon, like, massive
NS stats are the Devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make cool for a fancy sig

My F7 Policy

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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:22 am

The Imperial Reach wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Yes, because i played as fox people once, and cracked open the homeworld of the first race i met after being their allies for near 200 years. Because sometimes you just gotta genocide Bralia, you just gotta.


Brain: commit genocide
Me: why?
Brain: you gotta

^Paradox games in a nutshell.

What you call genocide, i call a days work. A days work to save the alignment from stupid decisions from my neighbour.
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"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



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Ifreann
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Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:44 am

The Imperial Reach wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Yes, because i played as fox people once, and cracked open the homeworld of the first race i met after being their allies for near 200 years. Because sometimes you just gotta genocide Bralia, you just gotta.


Brain: commit genocide
Me: why?
Brain: you gotta

^Paradox games in a nutshell.

I'm just liberating them from this sinful galaxy.
He/Him

beating the devil
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we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
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