PDX Games IX: Western Pre-Turkic Empire

[Lunas Legion]

woo

I use it for marriages.

This, uh, created an incest problem. Because when your entire family is married entirely to one other family, and they keep marrying that family...

Tang incest is best incest.

I don't even know who it was with, I just know that I was so successful that I had Chinese appearance with Italian culture.

[North German Realm]

Any tips for playing in Persia? Might want to revisit 769 Esfahan, but some test games just shower me with raiders from up north. How do you deal with that? And less importantly, how did real life peoples deal with guys from unknown paganland? I mean they were a real hassle for the Romans, the Persians, the Muslims, basically everyone IIRC.

Try to crush them with military might, and when that inevitably fails because they don't fight by the regularly-accepted protocol, pay them 100$ to go away.

[Licana]

fug, rubricator dragon ate all of my pops.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Empire of Pratihara circa 10th May 1211 AD (Political Map)
Religious map of the World

From the Jungles of Burma to the mountains of Iran, to the Gates of Jerusalem and to the Steps of the Apostolic Palace the banners of the Indian Empire fly high. I have broken up the Abbasid Caliphate after near two centuries of war and the support of the armies of China, i have marched into the heart of Roman Territory and humbled the western religions and stand at the precipice of a new series of campaigns against the great European Empires.

Started in 867 AD, planning on playing all the way till the end to get the Persistent Survivor achievement (867-1453) and also try my hand at getting some of the lifestyle achievements, and if possible try and get the Empire of britannia from the Norse and get the achievement for the British Raj.

Also i need to kill the Hashashin because thye assassinated my last character and he was a fucking good one (mostly)

I will admit, this campaign got really easily after taking most of india because you make so much fucking money as an indian its silly.

[The Huskar Social Union]

fug, rubricator dragon ate all of my pops.

rip

[Auze]

Fucking vore aliens and there fucking shit load of ships.

At this point it isn't even a problem of them being 30k fleets but them being so fucking meany. this is whith the defender of the galxicy shit and it being on cadeit and it being on 0.25

I feel like trash.

HAK HAK HAK!

[Bralia]

The beta patch was so quickly absorbed into the release version, that it was faster than the drugs could take effect.

[Rentandy]

>see paradox thread
>click on paradox thread
>greeted by people complaining about paradox games being bs

And all is right with the world

[Impaled Nazarene]

I'd like a 40k Paradox game heck I think a Horus Heresy game would be amazing.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Fucking vore aliens and there fucking shit load of ships.

At this point it isn't even a problem of them being 30k fleets but them being so fucking meany. this is whith the defender of the galxicy shit and it being on cadeit and it being on 0.25

I feel like trash.

HAK HAK HAK!

Nah derp is fighting the blue man group

[Lunas Legion]

I'd like a 40k Paradox game heck I think a Horus Heresy game would be amazing.

40K tends to be more about the battles than the grand strategy though.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Oh boy the mongols are here. This will be fun.

[Abserdia]

To the Steccashi Kingdom:

Get smoked, losers. I'm coming for the rest of you later.

[The Huskar Social Union]

To the Steccashi Kingdom:

Get smoked, losers. I'm coming for the rest of you later.

context lol

[Abserdia]

To the Steccashi Kingdom:

Get smoked, losers. I'm coming for the rest of you later.

context lol

The only context you need is that the Steccashi government is made up of fools, frauds, charlatans, and cowards who thought my ally was easy pickings during a losing war. We, the Saeu, aka Militaristic Xenophile Space Shrimp, will liberate the Steccashi people soon.

[The Huskar Social Union]

context lol

The only context you need is that the Steccashi government is made up of fools, frauds, charlatans, and cowards who thought my ally was easy pickings during a losing war. We, the Saeu, aka Militaristic Xenophile Space Shrimp, will liberate the Steccashi people soon.

my desire to know more has been satisfied.

[Bralia]

The only context you need is that the Steccashi government is made up of fools, frauds, charlatans, and cowards who thought my ally was easy pickings during a losing war. We, the Saeu, aka Militaristic Xenophile Space Shrimp, will liberate the Steccashi people soon.

my desire to know more has been satisfied.

Yeah, but what if you wanted to know even more? Let about tell you about the sexual habits of MY empire . . .

[Renoa]

I finally broke my promise to myself and bought Stellaris. I vowed not to get it because I wasn't entirely sure I was interested, but it was 75% off on Steam and I couldn't resist on getting it to perhaps play on a rainy day just like I've said about dozens of other games I have on steam.

[Danubian Peoples]

Anyt ips for how to put Merchant Republics past the Suez in CK2? Thinking about trying something like that to exploit the Silk Road even better than usual. Unfortunately the only tribas/nomads in that area are Ibadi tribes south of the Abbasid, the Horse Lords north of Persia, and Bon pagans in Tibet. So, any ideas?

[Lunas Legion]

Anyt ips for how to put Merchant Republics past the Suez in CK2? Thinking about trying something like that to exploit the Silk Road even better than usual. Unfortunately the only tribas/nomads in that area are Ibadi tribes south of the Abbasid, the Horse Lords north of Persia, and Bon pagans in Tibet. So, any ideas?

Play Venice. Invade Egypt. Problem solved.

[Genivaria]

Kaiserreich update is out and I'm in Houston away from my laptop.

[The Imperial Reach]

my desire to know more has been satisfied.

Yeah, but what if you wanted to know even more? Let about tell you about the sexual habits of MY empire . . .

That's a whole lotta rape going on down there.

Anyt ips for how to put Merchant Republics past the Suez in CK2? Thinking about trying something like that to exploit the Silk Road even better than usual. Unfortunately the only tribas/nomads in that area are Ibadi tribes south of the Abbasid, the Horse Lords north of Persia, and Bon pagans in Tibet. So, any ideas?

Again, there's a Suez Canal mod.

[Genivaria]

my desire to know more has been satisfied.

Yeah, but what if you wanted to know even more? Let about tell you about the sexual habits of MY empire . . .

Cant read any of that event.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Yeah, but what if you wanted to know even more? Let about tell you about the sexual habits of MY empire . . .

Cant read any of that event.

tldr: they put factories on top of fungus spore caves, which produce E X O T I C G A S E S which causes population growth via fucking, and negative happiness via killing and angry feelings

[Rentandy]

Cant read any of that event.

tldr: they put factories on top of fungus spore caves, which produce E X O T I C G A S E S which causes population growth via fucking, and negative happiness via killing and angry feelings

That's just Space Missouri