I liked how I justified playing CK2 again by thinking I wanted to play as a good ol' fashioned comfy Catholic one final time, only for the Pope to fuck me in the ass repeatedly.
OH NO, my opinion with the Pope dropped to -1, guess it's time for an
EXCOMMUNICATION! Doesn't give a fuck about me being balls deep in the middle of massive Iberian conflict and can't afford to join your stupid Crusade which is already impossible for Catholicism to lose,
EXCOMMUNICATION! Wanna repent? Hey, I noticed you got a lot of titles, how about you do this magical thing called
GAVELKIND?Basically,
fuck the Pope, I'm not going to suck your Papal staff every two seconds because you cry like a baby that I'm not a perfect Christian knight like every other dumbass king in the world
. . . except for the King of England, fuck him in particular, it's an actual gangbang up there.