PDX Games IX: Western Pre-Turkic Empire

by **Bralia** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 10:40 am

I think I should go the hospital, I've spent half an hour filling this space with pure fucking rage towards Stellaris, the aneurysm has clearly busted every blood vessel in my brain. Holy fuck I can't handle the bad parts of this game anymore.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 1:24 pm

Bralia wrote:I think I should go the hospital, I've spent half an hour filling this space with pure fucking rage towards Stellaris, the aneurysm has clearly busted every blood vessel in my brain. Holy fuck I can't handle the bad parts of this game anymore.

Relax and stop playing the game for a bit. Do something else to calm down and chill for a bit.

by **Ifreann** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:43 pm

Ooooh boy, let me tell you folks, the HRE sure does not fucking like it when you subjugate Brandenburg. That CB was a trap. And Prussian troops sure as shit ain't space marines in 1470.

by **Bralia** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 10:13 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:I think I should go the hospital, I've spent half an hour filling this space with pure fucking rage towards Stellaris, the aneurysm has clearly busted every blood vessel in my brain. Holy fuck I can't handle the bad parts of this game anymore.

Relax and stop playing the game for a bit. Do something else to calm down and chill for a bit.

You know what the worst part about it is? It's such a good start. Playing as a Post-Apocalyptic empire, I got the Ketling systems. Even though the run is plagued with the worst diplomacy I've ever seen in this game, the territory I have claimed (and will claim) is downright wonderful.

by **Immoren** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 4:41 am

I feel like this mod should check if there are any heathen religions left in Baltic region, because I'm not sure if it makes sense for Teutonic Knights to spawn if Northern/North Eastern Europe is already Christianised.

by **Bralia** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 9:49 am

You know, I think I need to forgive Stellaris for the amount of gamer rage I directed at it yesterday. Fanatic Materialists attacking each other for absolutely no reason was definitely a tilting thing to see, but it was only the thing that sent me over the edge.

I think the pure, seething fury that emanated from yesterday's Wordle was really where it all came from. I had to deal with that rage boiling under the skin the entire day, it was the thing that stoked the fire in the first place.

by **Bralia** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:06 am

One week. One singular week. I am very ready to enjoy the most anticipated game in all of history while it gets review-bombed by raging nerds who think moving pieces around a board makes them master tacticians.

by **HISPIDA** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:32 am

i should probably play stellaris again. it's been a few months... but i don't feel like downloading toxoids yet.

by **Maichuko** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:30 am

Revisited my Hannover game and Austria both helped and tried to screw me over by giving me a Saxon province in a war I helped them with but it also gave me a lot of AE and pissed off a lot of the HRE, thankfully they were too scared to actually try to coalition me. Does the AI take AE into account when rewarding provinces to the player?

by **Continental Free States** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:53 am

Maichuko wrote:Revisited my Hannover game and Austria both helped and tried to screw me over by giving me a Saxon province in a war I helped them with but it also gave me a lot of AE and pissed off a lot of the HRE, thankfully they were too scared to actually try to coalition me. Does the AI take AE into account when rewarding provinces to the player?

I don't think they do? But honestly it'd be a lot funny if they added it into the programming where the war leader might give you too much land and thus too much AE if they don't like you or consider you a potential threat and then they lead the new Coalition against you.

by **Bralia** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 4:42 am

THERE WILL BE A PRICE TO PAY.

by **Grenartia** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 8:08 am

Bralia wrote:THERE WILL BE A PRICE TO PAY.

Fucking inflation.

by **Bralia** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:05 am

The last Victoria 3 Dev Diary. This is all really happening. It's not a dream.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:33 am

Imagine if it was bad

by **Bralia** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:44 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Imagine if it was bad

Keep thinking that way and it will be.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:45 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Imagine if it was bad

Keep thinking that way and it will be.

Oh im probably not gona buy it at launch, i might wait a bit. Not been in a big video games mood lately.

It would just be a bit hilarious to see people lose their shit online if it was bad.

by **Lunas Legion** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:00 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:Keep thinking that way and it will be.

Oh im probably not gona buy it at launch, i might wait a bit. Not been in a big video games mood lately.

It would just be a bit hilarious to see people lose their shit online if it was bad.

Look at it this way; if it's good at launch, it's good and you can buy it. If it's not good, we get to watch people lose their minds.

Either way, it's a win-win.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:01 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Oh im probably not gona buy it at launch, i might wait a bit. Not been in a big video games mood lately.

It would just be a bit hilarious to see people lose their shit online if it was bad.

Look at it this way; if it's good at launch, it's good and you can buy it. If it's not good, we get to watch people lose their minds.

Either way, it's a win-win.

Exactly!

by **Bralia** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:41 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:Keep thinking that way and it will be.

Oh im probably not gona buy it at launch, i might wait a bit. Not been in a big video games mood lately.

It would just be a bit hilarious to see people lose their shit online if it was bad.

I do not understand. How have you not given your life and loyalty to the Great Lady Victoria? Only through devotion can you be saved. It is through her teachings that I've learned that you're either the colonizer or the colonized. Make your decision soon, Huskar, or that choice will be made for you.

by **Immoren** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:21 am

by **Lunas Legion** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:35 am

Immoren wrote:
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'The Holy Roman Empire will be reorganised into the First Sorbian Empire, for a safe and secure society'

by **Grenartia** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 12:36 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Immoren wrote:
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'The Holy Roman Empire will be reorganised into the First Sorbian Empire, for a safe and secure society'

Sorbciety moment

by **Sordhau** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:03 pm

Immoren wrote:
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Based Sorbian liberation. Teutons on suicide watch.

by **Renoa** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 4:39 pm

Immoren wrote:
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It's Sorbin' Time!

by **Grenartia** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:24 pm

Renoa wrote:
Immoren wrote:
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It's Sorbin' Time!

Fuck! Why didn't I think of that?

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