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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:33 pm

Hey i just noticed i got the new title!

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:52 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
Throwback to that time I was simultaneously the Emperor of thr Outremer and the Latin Empire, making me the deus vultiest Emperor ever.

In my current Indian run, my last character held the Emperor titles for Five empires. India, Persia, Arabia, Abyssinia and Nubia. I ended up having her throw away the title of Nubia because i was not sending armies down there to deal with the revolts, then the bugger i made emperor inherited Abyssinia.

Every time I unite India and invade the west I make as many empire titles as possible and set them all to gavelkind so when I die I end up with my own Diadochi.
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:00 pm

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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."


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Postby Genivaria » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:36 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:In my current Indian run, my last character held the Emperor titles for Five empires. India, Persia, Arabia, Abyssinia and Nubia. I ended up having her throw away the title of Nubia because i was not sending armies down there to deal with the revolts, then the bugger i made emperor inherited Abyssinia.

Every time I unite India and invade the west I make as many empire titles as possible and set them all to gavelkind so when I die I end up with my own Diadochi.

Holy fuck Satan calm down.

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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:56 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:In my current Indian run, my last character held the Emperor titles for Five empires. India, Persia, Arabia, Abyssinia and Nubia. I ended up having her throw away the title of Nubia because i was not sending armies down there to deal with the revolts, then the bugger i made emperor inherited Abyssinia.

Every time I unite India and invade the west I make as many empire titles as possible and set them all to gavelkind so when I die I end up with my own Diadochi.


Why would Naz do this
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:07 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Every time I unite India and invade the west I make as many empire titles as possible and set them all to gavelkind so when I die I end up with my own Diadochi.


Why would Naz do this

Not gona lie, its what i thought about doing in the final year of my Indian campaign just for a laugh.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:11 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
Why would Naz do this

Not gona lie, its what i thought about doing in the final year of my Indian campaign just for a laugh.


Do it Huskar. Be the True Reverse Alexander.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:12 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Not gona lie, its what i thought about doing in the final year of my Indian campaign just for a laugh.


Do it Huskar. Be the True Reverse Alexander.

: p


Also a thing i noticed is that sometimes some of the realms bordering me just flipped to Hinduism at times. The Mongol Empire even went Hindu once which was really cool, under Ogadei i think it was.

And a crusader kingdom in Greece that was carved out of the Byzantine Empire went Hindu, then was ruled under a Berber queen so it is now a Hindu Sultanate, which was... cool.
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The Imperial Reach
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Postby The Imperial Reach » Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:13 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:In my current Indian run, my last character held the Emperor titles for Five empires. India, Persia, Arabia, Abyssinia and Nubia. I ended up having her throw away the title of Nubia because i was not sending armies down there to deal with the revolts, then the bugger i made emperor inherited Abyssinia.

Every time I unite India and invade the west I make as many empire titles as possible and set them all to gavelkind so when I die I end up with my own Diadochi.


Naz, you fool! You absolute coward!

Obviously you conquer the entire world, create every imperial title, and THEN switch to gavelkind. Everybody knows this.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
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Postby The Imperial Reach » Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:14 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
Do it Huskar. Be the True Reverse Alexander.

: p


Also a thing i noticed is that sometimes some of the realms bordering me just flipped to Hinduism at times. The Mongol Empire even went Hindu once which was really cool, under Ogadei i think it was.

And a crusader kingdom in Greece that was carved out of the Byzantine Empire went Hindu, then was ruled under a Berber queen so it is now a Hindu Sultanate, which was... cool.


Hindu Greco-Berbers are peak CKII, ngl.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
In the process of a massive retcon, like, massive
NS stats are the Devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make cool for a fancy sig

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Postby Cisairse » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:35 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:In my current Indian run, my last character held the Emperor titles for Five empires. India, Persia, Arabia, Abyssinia and Nubia. I ended up having her throw away the title of Nubia because i was not sending armies down there to deal with the revolts, then the bugger i made emperor inherited Abyssinia.

Every time I unite India and invade the west I make as many empire titles as possible and set them all to gavelkind so when I die I end up with my own Diadochi.


Yeah this is big diadochi time
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Dome Artan
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Postby Dome Artan » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:55 am

Last time I got fourth crusade event I immediately changed the target to some random muslim kingdom, no one is touching my sweet byzantine bois

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Postby Renoa » Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:35 pm

Dome Artan wrote:Last time I got fourth crusade event I immediately changed the target to some random muslim kingdom, no one is touching my sweet byzantine bois

The Byzantines are anything but sweet if you're a Catholic in the kingdom of Sicily, which is still de jure part of the Byzantine empire. Fuck those purple-wearing inbred freaks.
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Postby Cisairse » Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:39 pm

Renoa wrote:
Dome Artan wrote:Last time I got fourth crusade event I immediately changed the target to some random muslim kingdom, no one is touching my sweet byzantine bois

The Byzantines are anything but sweet if you're a Catholic in the kingdom of Sicily, which is still de jure part of the Byzantine empire. Fuck those purple-wearing inbred freaks.


Sooooo much this. Also if you ever try to play as a Greek minor duke. Oof ouch owie.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:51 pm

*owns a single barony in Sicily*

Byzantines:

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:52 pm

Renoa wrote:
Dome Artan wrote:Last time I got fourth crusade event I immediately changed the target to some random muslim kingdom, no one is touching my sweet byzantine bois

The Byzantines are anything but sweet if you're a Catholic in the kingdom of Sicily, which is still de jure part of the Byzantine empire. Fuck those purple-wearing inbred freaks.

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Postby The Imperial Reach » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:04 pm

*laughs in Byzantine*
Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
In the process of a massive retcon, like, massive
NS stats are the Devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make cool for a fancy sig

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:05 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:*laughs in Byzantine*

Truth
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:47 pm

Sounds like you need some absolute monster cannons to solve that laughing coming through the walls.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:53 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:Sounds like you need some absolute monster cannons to solve that laughing coming through the walls.

I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me.

ngl in my india run when Seljuk showed up i had him assassinated, no seljuk turks for this playthrough.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:55 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Sounds like you need some absolute monster cannons to solve that laughing coming through the walls.

I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me.

ngl in my india run when Seljuk showed up i had him assassinated, no seljuk turks for this playthrough.

For me it was Ghazanavids. Thank fuck for the power to send a conga line of assassins into a dude's bedroom until one of them manages to kill him.
Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby Licana » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:59 pm


>no wars
legitimately disgusting, I'm going to go planet crack some xeno's homeworld because of this post.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:33 pm

Renoa wrote:
Dome Artan wrote:Last time I got fourth crusade event I immediately changed the target to some random muslim kingdom, no one is touching my sweet byzantine bois

The Byzantines are anything but sweet if you're a Catholic in the kingdom of Sicily, which is still de jure part of the Byzantine empire. Fuck those purple-wearing inbred freaks.

Be a Shia or Sunni in Sicily, because then they will leave you the fuck alone. They have no problem with Muhammedan raiders. It's people that pray to the single-barred cross they have a problem with.
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Postby Danubian Peoples » Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:02 pm

No offense, but I like the big-ish purple blob that keeps the Muslims at bay, thank you very much. It looks nice. And it pushes back the bordegore pretty well. I'd rather a civil war-ridden mess of an heir to Rome than the squabbling fiefs that burst out of its innards after the 4th Crusade.

And now for some 'funny' CK2 annectodes.

-As it turns out, staging a revolt in one of those one province merchant republics (Venice, Amalfi, etc.) as any of the patricians currently not in office will game over you, as you will become landless as your family house doesn't count as a title. Frankly kinda stupid, TBH.

-Jews have some eccentric business practices. If you have a bloodline that enables good relations with our favorite Abrahamic merchants, borrowing money from them will, instead of owing you 350 as usual, they(the Jews)'ll instead be entitled to 300 in return, the same amout you borrowed from them in the first place. If I know my coin correctly, then that's not how you nake money with loans. I dunno, maybe the discount is just something they give you in exchange for not giving them the boot whenever you please.

-Sainthood can be finnicky. If playing as a non-Catholic character, the saints tab will usually have 1-3 characters listed under them. Usually they'll either be pious player characters or some NPC monks in Monastic Societies. As a Catholic, sainthood is applied rather liberally. Not only does the number of player saints spike tremendously, but the number of saints in general increases. From 5 at most in non-Catholic denominations to upwards of up to 15. Like geez, what the heck? Now I know that Catholics are more conducive to sainthood according to the game's code, but this is another level. Oh, and don't even get me started on reformed paganism with Temporal and Ancestor Veneration. If you blob hard enough, people'll come to you and ask for the veneration of one of their ancestors regularly. And since saying yes grants a +100 opinion bonus, well let's just say we venerate a lot of people in Scandinavia.

EDIT: you guys have any advide for changing vassal obligation laws? That might be why I tend to lag behind in terms of troop count in CK2.
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